Poof! You reach into your pocket, and there’s a small device, much smaller than what you’re used to. You take that thing out, and boom! A brand-spanking new Samsung Galaxy S4, the one with white plastic on the back. You also have an Xbox 360, and GTA V just came out. That thing runs at 30 FPS, but you don’t care! As long as you get to punch the living shit out of people while yelling profanities as Trevor. But most importantly… the average American spends 10 minutes and 39 seconds on Pornhub in this era. What does he do in the meantime? Read Tumblr smut! Mostly One Direction fanfic erotica and Supernatural gangbangs. You? You can’t write for shit! But dream of making it big by writing the naughtiest, dirtiest, most fascinating smut ever to grace the internet! And guess what? After 13 years, you finally have Novelx.ai!
What does this website do? It allows you to describe the naughtiest, most unapologetic fantasy scenario, and spits out a full-blown NSFW novel, with chapters and everything! No judgment, no limits, none of that bull crap! This whole website’s landing page has one simple prompt box that grabs you by the balls, dares you to unleash every naughty thought your brain has chained up for the past decade, and lets you transform it into something beautiful! Now, let’s be real, you’ve probably heard of Novelx.ai before. It has been around for quite some time now, and there’s no retirement plan in sight. But the thing is, AI has evolved since its creation, and the question is… is Novelx.ai capable of delivering the same results as the new, flashy AI models out there? Well, I took the liberty of testing this bad boy out myself, and I’m here to spill the beans for you.
The Beginning Of Your Beautiful Smut
I couldn’t contain myself, so I started writing the story immediately. Now here’s how it works: you have the prompt box, and you need to fill it up with descriptive events, characters, the plot, places, anything you can think of! If you’re a lazy fuck and have no original thoughts, then you can literally click the surprise me button, and the Novelx AI will write a whole ass prompt for you. Or… you can select the browse ideas tag, and find plenty of fandoms, romance tropes, genres, character types, basically everything that you need to create a story. Me? I’m not lazy, so I never used these features. I had a story brewing in my mind, a very philosophical and deeply satisfying one.
So, picture this: There’s a protagonist, this dude gets isekaid into another world, and he's the only living male in that world. So you can imagine where this is going. The women are fighting for reproduction, and their wombs have become the equivalent of dissolving pool shorts. So, the protagonist, named Arthur, gets locked in a high-tech prison and is used as a political bargaining chip between the women of the world. There's a guard called Ema, through multiple series of events, she falls in genuine love with Arthur, yada yada, until they form a loving relationship on a desolate island, and in return, Arthur sends semen samples to the world so he and Ema can live a happy life alone. Great story, ten out of ten, right?
I gave you a quick rundown, but I wrote a whole-ass 2,000-word masterpiece in the prompt box. Keep in mind: the longer and more descriptive the prompt, the better the results! After I was done unleashing my inner degeneracy, I hit the arrow that sent me to the next step. In the next step, Novelx.ai creates a title for you, a description, and a cover art. But most importantly, it allows you to customize the heat level and the pacing, as well as the generation length. Now, there’s something to keep in mind here: the heat level can only be adjusted according to the graphic details of the prompt! You have the options to make the novel wholesome, steamy, or explicit. The thing is, Novelx.ai automatically adjusts the heat level based on your prompt description, and if you want it to be explicit, let's say, you need to include graphic sex scenes! If you want it wholesome, then you need to remove them! Steamy? Just keep it sexually suggestive. This is NOT mandatory. You can still change the heat level, aka the opening scene, regardless of whether you edit the prompt or not.
One Scene, One Thrust
After you’re done tinkering with the settings, I URGE you to scroll down! There, you’ll find the characters Novelx.ai has created, and the opening and destination scenes. You have the ability to tinker with every possible scenario and character here by changing their description, generating a portrait using the AI models Novelx provides, selecting their species, visual tags to add extra details, all that jazz. Then you have the opening scene right below it, where you can basically customize the beginning of the story. Want a hard light scene from the perspective of your protagonist? A designation opening scene from the angle of the characters? You can select them. And if these two don’t fit, then you can literally add scenarios between characters, their location, the short description, the plot, all that jazz. And for the lazy folks? You can literally generate a scenario from an idea! The only thing you need to do is start with a tense first lesson, describe it, and so on.
I spent a lot of time perfecting my novel here, even dished out a few new scenes myself! The only thing I found bland in this portion is the description generator! It literally describes the entire story in three or four sentences! So I had to manually write that one myself. After what felt like minutes, but was probably an hour, I finally finished tinkering and hit the start writing button. Then? The writing phase began for my first chapter.
The whole darn thing finished in seconds… it was beautiful! Then it asks you to continue the story, write where the novel goes, and it does this until you finally write the ending! It even allows you to generate images, slap them in the story, and, once again, for the lazy fucks, it allows you to brainstorm ideas with AI, and continue the story that way. Either way, you are continuing the damn story until you are pleased with all the results! Each chapter you write can be undone or edited/rewritten with AI, but there’s one important question… can it handle full-blown graphic sex scenes? The answer is YES!
The Last Seed, Check It Out!
I won’t spoil the details for you, but if you want to see a full-blown erotic story in action, then feel free to check out the explore section of Novelx.ai. They have plenty of published stories, with all kinds of tropes, including but not limited to vampires, aliens, beasts, Harry Potter fanfic bullshit, the works! And who knows, you may stumble upon my masterpiece, which is called The Last Seed. If you do, give it a read and tell me how I did, or rather… how Novelx.ai did.
Look, there’s a reason this website is one of the best titans in the industry when it comes to the craft. The writing it produces cannot easily be replicated with Grok or Gemini or whatever, mostly because Novelx.ai forces you to customize everything and transforms mediocrity into gold. What you get with Novelx.ai is not a chatbot experience, it’s not a roleplay, it’s a way to create something from scratch, something steamy and romantic, something that would make the Tumblr fanbase from 2013 hide under their blankets, and masturbate like it’s their first time getting intimate with themselves. That’s why I love Novelx, and goddamit I’m addicted! I could easily spend hours crafting stories, creating worlds, and expressing myself with a badass AI sidekick by my side. This is exactly what AI should be used for, not that bullshit prompt to image generation that floods the internet, but something valuable, such as this.