DreamPress

If you had your own Dream Press, what kind of content would you print with it? It should come as no surprise that your old pal The Porn Dude would use it for erotic stories of depraved sex, preferably with a lot of pictures. Based on the fact that you’re reading this here on my big, famous directory of online pornography, I’m guessing you’d have similar aspirations if a magical publishing house were ever to fall into your lap. Well, folks, get ready to step into a fantasy world of your own making, with a little help from a horny machine…

DreamPress.ai is a new AI-driven service that generates stories and images. I’ve been reviewing a couple new AI nudie machines every week for months now, but these guys are offering something considerably less common. The unique feature set seems to be a hell of a draw, at least if the traffic stats are to be believed. They get well over half a million visits a month, and today seemed like a good day to test out their services for myself. Could their chatty android really sound as human as a golden-tongued wordsmith like yours truly? Let’s find out!

Instantly Become an Erotic Author

I’ll be honest: as a writer, I’ve long been skeptical that AI can ever really imitate real, natural human language. You can teach it words, grammar and syntax, but without a human brain behind it, most of the output I’ve seen has been pretty lacking. I know that in 2024, AI has started replacing freelance writers at the lower end of the web content market, but I usually feel like I can spot content written by a machine rather than a person.

My opinion on the matter is certainly at odds with the front-page promo copy at DreamPress, which claims the service is “loved by over 200,000 authors!” Perhaps I’d been wrong, so I started digging into some of the premade stories on the front page. These can be used as a starting point for your own customized remixes, or just a little bit of wordy erotica to read while you’re whacking off to your computer.

A couple things stood out at me right away as I watched the stories typing themselves. For one thing, the writing really is passably human. It’s not high-end literature, suitable for studying in college classrooms, nor is it the barely literate garbage you often find on the literary erotica sites. If you’re a heavy reader, you’ll probably find the content a little stiff and flowery, but I’d place the overall quality on about the same level as a high school creative writing class. That might sound like a burn, but it ain’t meant to be; I am genuinely impressed by how real this stuff reads.

The other element that stood out at me was the diversity of the content, which was going in all kinds of kinky directions even before I started digging into the library. I’m not sure what DreamPress.ai is feeding their robot, but it can dream up all kinds of freaky, kinky, sexy stories.

As I whip up this review, the starter stories out front including lesbian love affairs, supervillain enslavement fantasies, sissy blackmail and a giantess getting her enormous clitoris tickled by tiny monsters. There’s an AI-generated tale of a woman forced into a dog-breeding lab, stepbrothers with boundary issues, an X-rated Harry Potter parody and a little something called Tip Of The Wolf’s Penis. I’d assumed going in that Dream Press was pressing regular vanilla-flavored smut, but man, I was way off!

Telling Stories with a Horny Machine

My skepticism about Dream Press was subsiding with every minute I spent poking around, making me even more curious about what it could do with my own fap fantasies. Fortunately, I didn’t have to pump any quarters into the machine to try it out, because they offer free test drives to new users. You can even earn free tokens to keep the party going without spending any money.

DreamPress.ai currently offers three different modes for their AI story machine: Novel, Erotica and Chat. The second option seemed like the obvious pick for a perv like me, so I started typing my plot into the box. They ask for 2 or 3 sentences, so I gave them this: “A big-dicked porn reviewer runs a porn casting site, where he bangs the hottest pornstars in the business. Today, he gets a visitor from an OnlyFans model he’s been watching on the internet for months.”

I checked off the box to make my story Live rather than Private, and then clicked the button to CREATE MY STORY FREE. That’s when DreamPress.ai prompted me to register a free account. Registration took maybe 30 seconds, and that includes the time I spent waiting for and clicking on the confirmation email.

DreamPress suggested the title XXX Reviewer’s Sultry Encounter, which I accepted. Then it came up with a few ideas for characters and even some cover art, though they wouldn’t allow boobies on the cover. (“Due to UK regulations, we can’t currently allow NSFW images.”) Next, the Plot Designer suggested some chapters for my story, though I had some minor issues with the interface and had to hit the Refresh button.

In case you’re wondering, the prohibition against boobies ain’t limited to the cover art. Dream Press has a prompt-based AI image generator, similar to the ones you find on a lot of AI porn sites, but it just won’t do NSFW material. It’s a fucking weird setup and would certainly cost them visitors if images were the site’s primary draw, but fortunately, they’ve got the AI story gimmick as their main attraction.

After coming up with a whole plot, outline and cover art, it was time for DreamPress.ai to press the story itself. There’s sort of a Choose-Your-Own Adventure aesthetic here, and you’ll be selecting the chunks of text you like best. I began with our hero in his office versus in front of a mirror. “Dominic James sat comfortably ensconced within his cozy office, surrounded by countless volumes chronicling various tales of erotic escapade.”

A Step Up from Fiverr Erotica?

As you help guide the story along, DreamPress slaps the words down as if it’s typing them, albeit at superhuman speeds. The writing itself is a little clunky and amateurish, the height of purple prose, but I was pretty fucking impressed by how well it fleshed out my vague scenario into a whole-ass story. It doesn’t play out quite like a real-life encounter at PornDudeCasting, but it sure is sexy.

“This admission was met with a seductive smirk and an enticing reply, "Well, stranger things have happened." Laughter echoed throughout the room, filling any lingering awkwardness with genuine camaraderie. It became apparent that there existed a strong mutual attraction between these two titans of erotica, something which neither had ever dared admit aloud until now.”

After a few minutes and a handful of selections, I ran out of daily tokens. A message popped up saying I could wait seven hours for my free refill, or I could upgrade to DreamPress Unlimited. It’s $14.39 a month or $120 for a year, and lets you generate unlimited text without having to wait for more tokens. If you’re planning on generating whole stories, this is probably the way to go. The alternative is to bank those daily freebies, which may take some time, depending on how long of a piece you’re working on.

The big question is whether or not the service is worth it, and I’m not sure there’s an easy answer. If you’re looking for custom erotica at the lowest possible price, DreamPress is potentially your best bet. A year ago, I might have recommended hiring a cheap writer on Fiverr, but I think this machine already sounds better than a lot of freelancers who speak English as a second or third language. That said, a real writer who costs real money can deliver content that’d put this AI stuff to shame.

At the end of the day, you tend to get what you pay for. DreamPress.ai may not be the next Stephen King or even the next Chuck Tingle, but it can flesh out a simple story idea into something a little meatier, and tell it with enough skill to be readable. I don’t think it’s currently capable of writing publish-ready content, but I do know it’s getting smarter all the time. If you’re curious, cash in some of those free tokens and see what the Dream Press can do with your own naughty ideas.