Hell yeah! You spend most of your days looking at Vtubers or funding your sugar waifu on the internet? Tipping her for saying poggers and dreaming of playing League of Legends with her? Instead of doing all that, why not give egirls.ai a shot? They have a dozen AI avatars and characters you can chat with, plus it features a barrage of stereotypical fantasies as well as niche scenarios that only a degenerate reborn in an Isekai world would understand. I tested out every single front of this website and had a ton of texting sessions that led absolutely nowhere, and chatting with some of these 3D avatars can feel addictive sometimes, and other times, it feels as bland as a cum chalice harvested from an impotent man. But still, you have a fuck ton of options to keep you entertained, so don’t write egirls.ai off just yet.
First things first, the damn website is beautiful. You can tell that whoever designed this had a ton of fun doing it. It follows the stereotypical rule of blasting the homepage with as many AI characters as possible and neatly tucks everything else into the left side menu. The goal is for you to click on one of these AI characters right away and start chatting as soon as possible. I’ll be honest, they got me hooked the second I saw the AI avatars. All of them are rendered in 3D, and they use the power of AI to whisper flirty nothings to you, and honestly… It’s a concept I haven’t seen before! But don’t get too excited! These AI avatars? They nail down the tone, sultry voice, all that jazz. But they have their shortcomings.
AI Vtubers Avatars Takeover
First of all, there are only four avatar AI characters right now, each with its own unique voice and persona. Now you know me, I’m a degenerate. I saw a cute white-haired demon chick, and I clicked on her. Her name is Lucy, and she’s got realistic as hell voice lines. She freaking twirls around with those sexy horns in your DM screen like she’s putting on a burlesque performance and has these cute little animations and facial expressions when she talks to you. Lucy blushes, blinks realistically, and says stuff that sends me into simp territory. Her facial expressions even change slightly with every message, whether you're spitting daddy dom energy or asking her dumb crap like what’s your favorite Starbucks order. It’s immersive AF!
You could literally forget about real-life women and just sit here with Lucy all day, talk about your feelings, make her touch her horns, all that jazz. But… she won’t undress. As a matter of fact, none of these AI avatars, whether it’s Lucy, Xavier, Delta, or Finn, can strip or visually escalate beyond the flirty chat. They’ll roleplay as if they’re naked and respond with passion, but… they’ll never actually do it. Which is such a shame! I’ve practically begged the experienced coder coomers of the internet to create something like this, something… immersive and real and responsive!
The potential here is MASSIVE. If these avatars could actually animate the NSFW scenarios they heavily imply, then we would have no reason to leave our rooms anymore! I’m just royally disappointed here, mostly because I expected to dive balls deep into an AI vtuber-inspired madness, but I got a half-baked fantasy instead. Don’t get me wrong, these AI avatars are still cool as fuck, but they aren’t enough to make me squirm and waste hours talki… I mean, undressing them and making them moan yamete!
Other than the AI avatars, you have the regular-ass AI characters. You know the kind I’m talking about, anime tsunderes who are willing to indulge your stupid depravity by textually slamming their tits on your virtual dick, realistic models who’d bang you on a virtually cold winter night in Russia, and would do anything after downing a few shots of vodka. You’ve interacted with these types of AI models before, so you know how it works by now. Of course, you could even create your own AI character to fit your naughty preferences, and then undress them with your desperate text messages.
Buff Lesbians Slapping The Shit Out Of Me
So after staring at Lucy for a long while, I decided to dip my thirsty toes into Egirls.ai’s realistic AI girls section. And let me tell you, this part of the site? It's a totally different trip, I feel like going from playing Cyberpunk 2077 to entering an indie horror game, and the graphics are amazing. Let’s start with the basics, a collection of 3D-rendered, semi-realistic girls, handmade by Egirls.ai and, well, their AI! They’re supposed to be human-like, but let’s be honest, a trained person can easily spot the uncanny valley vibes. And I’m not hating. They’re visually interesting, but if you’re hoping for hyper-realism, you would be better off learning some social skills and going outside.
So, naturally, I checked out the squad. My expectations were very low. I wanted to find a cute-looking girl, nothing too special. To my surprise, I found a masc lesbian boxer who looks like she could deadlift me and throw me across a room. But get this: She fucking hates the peenor wenor I’m packing in my pants. Every time I hit her with lines that would melt any girl's heart at an instant, she claps back with nasty rejections. Sorry, I don’t swing that way, she says. Every time this AI-generated lesbian talks, it feels like she is only here to emasculate me. So, what? Am I a walking chastity belt or something? To hell with it! Who am I to judge? Some of you crazy degenerates get off on this.
This begs the question: Is this supposed to be a meet an AI weirdo and befriend them simulator? Are you telling me this jacked AI lesbian, who is supposed to be someone I can have virtual sex with and force her to listen to my depraved jargon, won’t even give me the time of day because I’m a man? Or am I supposed to earn her virtual love and tear her panties apart like some smut novel written in 2016?
It took only 20 responses and 2 virtual days for things to get weird. The story doesn’t progress into anything… sexual. No slow stripping or sensual touching, nope, none of that. Instead, this buff AI babe basically challenged me to a fight. That’s right, after she bought me a beer and called me a pretty boy. This is the moment where I put my pink bows in my hair and start feeling like a pretty princess. But she had to ruin that as well. When I asked her politely if I could graze her perfectly sculpted ass, she told me she would break my nose.
Buttons That Don’t Work
After getting my virtual ass handed by an AI lesbian, I decided to create my own AI deity. The process of building your own AI girl is simple. You’re supposed to start by picking the sex of your AI person. Very simple, right? Boy? Girl? Trans (the button doesn’t work)? You’d think this is where your fantasies run wild by choosing the hairstyle, the outfit, the personality, or anything else about your beautiful AI girlfriend. I had big plans, okay? Big, horny plans in the form of boobs. I was ready to create a bubblegum-pink-haired e-girl who’d talk sweet in public but secretly destroy me in private. But egirls.ai had other plans!
The site just wouldn’t let me go beyond the choose sex screen. No matter how many times I clicked the next button or refreshed the page. At one moment, I even started hitting my computer so hard I swear I could hear it moaning. God, what have I wronged you? Why is this happening to me just when I was about to receive my gorgeous e-girl? I was locked out of this feature like a sad, virtual incel. It was like the AI gods were teasing me. They gave me the opportunity to create my dream girl and took away the button for it. Needless to say, I had a very mediocre and mildly disappointing time here.
