Savannah Rae isn't trying to invent something new. She's not here to hit you with some exaggerated proportions or heavily filtered perfection. She's just a raw, natural girl who happens to have a huge ass. And once you have a huge ass, why not profit off of it? She has this long brown hair that flows effortlessly, framing her face in a way that makes it look angelic. She's simple. There are no flashy gimmicks, just the classic, beautiful girl, and her ass. I could only compare her ass to the ocean. Stay with me. When she walks, the skin around her ass and thighs ripples like the ocean. It's almost hypnotizing. I love it when I can see the skin moving naturally with all of its soft, fleshy bounce. I know what I like, and I like the natural look better.
Stretch marks and cellulite are the little imperfections that make your body feel real. It's like a breath of fresh air. In today's day and age, all I see is plastic. We even have plastic in our balls. Every Instagram baddie has the same overly airbrushed physique, and sometimes I like to switch it up a bit. That's why I like this girl. She's showing us what it means to embrace yourself as you are. She's not trying to be perfect; she's just trying to be herself. And honestly, the reality is hot as hell. I find her confidence incredibly sensual, relatable, and sexy. But the shaking of the ass helps a lot as well.
Don't get me wrong, Savannah, she is very basic. If you put her in a room with 10 blonde bimbos, the only thing that would set her apart is the fact that her body is natural. Everything else about her is basic. She's not here to break any boundaries. She isn't even here to be crazy or unique. But I have found a way to embrace that. Sometimes, a big, beautiful woman with a mesmerizing ass is all you need in your life. Maybe her simplicity is part of her charm. If you're here for a big spectacle, you're probably in the wrong place. This is a place for people who like boring, employed adults. If you're here for the girl-next-door energy, you are in the right place.
There is this one video where she bends down and slowly takes off her panties. Oh man, that one really got me. There is something about seeing her slowly take off her panties while wearing a dress that's so sexy. There are no theatrics or overly produced fake scenarios. She's just doing her thing. It's videos like these where you can lose yourself in the horny thoughts and forget about everyday life. I think porn is all about that. It is supposed to feel raw, intimate, and safe.
Forgettable Outfits
This girl has some tattoos that fit just the basic category: a floral design on her leg and a spine tattoo. Maybe she has some other ones that I didn't notice as well, but all her tattoos are very basic. Don't get me wrong, they work for her. The tattoos add a little edge to this otherwise dull and basic look she has. But that spine tattoo—I bet it would look amazing in doggy. Why else would a girl get a tattoo on her back? All of them get them for the same reason: to look amazing in back shots.
Now that I'm scrolling on her feed more and more, I'm starting to realize this girl was not the whole package at all. At first glance, she looks pretty amazing. She has the body that could literally pull anyone. But then, when you do the unthinkable and try talking to her, suddenly the lights are on, but there's no one home. Savannah has a personality so dry that it makes the Sahara look like an ocean. She's the human equivalent of a wet paper towel: bland and soggy. Utterly useless outside of maybe one specific context; in this situation, the context is her big, beautiful ass. Why did I message her? Now the illusion is broken, and I know how dull she actually is. I was having a lot of fun scrolling through her videos and watching her ass bounce up and down, but me and my lousy fingers just had to open her chat and write something.
I know it sounds like I am looking for perfection, but I am not. I am just very tired of talking with the same girl over and over again, just in a different physical form. It's like all of the "girl-next-door" girls sit down once a week and have a meeting about the next big thing. One week is gardening, next week is decorating, but never, ever, do they stop and think about growing as people. Sure, the porn is amazing. I love watching a girl put dildos up her pussy, but the post-nut clarity hits different when I am talking to a wall.
Disney Adult Vibes
And if this wasn't soulless enough, I learned another fun fact about Savannah: She is a Disney adult. She goes to Disney religiously twice a year, says it's her "happy" place. A fully grown human being who vacations at Disney twice a year and probably cries during the fireworks show like it's their first time. I really don't know what's worse: the fact that this MILF is walking around Magic Kingdom wearing Mickey Mouse ears and buying disgustingly overpriced food, or the fact that she thinks this is a personality trait. What is this world we live in? But I bet she doesn't have any problems in her life, and if she does, I am guessing she is way too oblivious to realize she has them.
Savannah is really gorgeous, and I could jerk off to her videos for a whole day probably. That ass could make a grown man cry. But a trip to Disney World twice a year? That has to be a joke or some smart marketing tactic. What's next? Collecting Funko Pops? Or maybe wearing matching t-shirts with the dude who's in debt from unlocking your videos? I would understand if this were a casual thing. Everyone likes Disney the first time they visit; it's not horrible. But to go twice a year, you have to have amnesia or some other type of condition. Personally, that sounds like hell to me.
Interests? What Interests?
I tried, God, I fucking tried to get something interesting out of her. I brought up the world, thinking maybe she has thoughts about current events. Nope, didn't care. I pivoted to science, hoping at the very least she'd have a minor interest in something beyond her next Disney trip. Big nope again. If it's not about her ass or Minnie Mouse, Savannah flat-out couldn't care less.
Her "hobbies" boil down to decorating, which seems like the consensus fallback for anyone who lacks a real personality. Don't get me wrong, decorating is fine, but if your main point of conversation is where you're putting throw pillows, I'm already asleep or dead. At this rate, I'm not even sure Savannah knows there's a whole world outside her ass. But what she does know is how to send a teasing video for 409 stars. She just strips down naked in the video; I didn't even get to see her pussy. Her only redeeming quality? She knows how to pick good booty shorts. At least she excels in something.
Then I did the unthinkable: I asked her what her favorite movie genre was. Her answer? Comedy. Of course, it's comedy. Because how could it not be the most basic fucking choice on the planet? I'm not saying comedy is a bad genre, but come on, girl. Couldn't you name one thriller you like? A drama? A horror movie? Anything even remotely unique that might spark an actual conversation? Nope. She probably laughs at Adam Sandler movies like they're god-tier cinema and thinks that watching The Hangover for the 50th time is a personality.
Savannah, please. You've got this incredible body, the kind of body that makes people pay attention (whether they want to or not). How are you gonna pair that gift from God with the personality equivalent of elevator music? You're cute and hot as fuck, but your interests are like staring into a void of nothingness. Decor, Disney, and comedy? I can feel my brain slowly dying every time I try to remember what we even talked about.
