Well, if it isn't one of the internet's favorite cum buckets, I'm pretty sure she doesn't need an introduction, but I'm going to give it anyways. It's AJ Applegate, and I may have seen her get absolutely obliterated by cocks the size of a massive German sausage more than I have seen my own mother in my life. If we're talking sheer stats, she has over 1 billion views on xvideos. Do you know how insane that is? Over 1 billion people have busted a nut watching her. That's no joke. Anyways, I'm not here to praise her stats. That's for a whole other different review. Today, I'm only concerned about her Telescope profile, or rather her Telegram, because if there is only one thing better than jacking off to a video of AJ, it would be directly interacting with her and getting some homemade teases and nudes straight from the source. No camera lights, no porn studios, nothing. Just AJ and her phone camera.
Can we take a second to appreciate just how bombastic her body looks? But it's not just the body. This girl is a model. If she decides that she's going to pose and make men weak in their knees and hard in their groin area, she can do it with ease. And she does it with ease. How do you think she's made it this far? Lucky for you, her Telescope feed is full of these thirst traps. Now, I personally am not the type to scroll over Telescope posts and look at them all day. I'd rather just load up a porn video featuring AJ and go to town, the way God intended it to be. But damn, these posts do make good foreplay, especially if you're texting her and waiting for a reply.
Not Like The Other Thots
Unlike most Telescope bitches, I've actually had a positive experience with AJ on Telegram. I sent her a message straight up asking her, "Is it true that you're an AI?" because her Instagram profile has a link to her Telegram that says, "Come chat with my AI 24 7." And you know, I took it as a gag, a joke. It's a good form of teasing and forces you to think a little bit. But then again, I seriously don't think there is an AI on the internet capable of being this slutty and sexual. Most AI sounds formally robotic at best, and they're afraid of mentioning the word "pussy." Do you honestly think an AI can say, "I love it when I'm on my knees, and you're pulling my hair while I fuck you doggy style," and then send me a picture attached to those words?
That's not something an AI can do. AI can't be horny, and it will never understand the raw and primal feeling of getting dominated in doggy style. But AJ does, and she is an absolute whore for it. Like seriously, I've never talked to a Telescope girl that's as pornographic and dirty-minded as AJ here. Do you know what most Telescope bitches say when I tell them something pornographic? They tell me, "Oh, you're too much hahaha," and dodge past my horny thoughts expressed on a keyboard. AJ here, she fully embraces them and activates slut mode 1000. It's almost like she uses horny telekinesis and experiences the same boner I have for her. It's fucking wild, it's perverse, and I love it.
This right here is the pinnacle of dirty talking to a porn star. When someone says, "Oh, I want to fuck a porn star," this is what they imagine in their head. More often than not, the reality of flirting with a porn star is far different from what I am experiencing with AJ, and I have to give her an applause for that. She has won my cock again for the one billionth time. If you thought your wallet was going to leave without a cum stain or depraved sweat dripping over it, then I feel sorry for you. You couldn't have been more naive, bud.
Not Preaching, Just Fucking
You see, all the posts that AJ sends are locked behind Telegram stars, and I do not expect it to be otherwise. But I would be lying to you like a desperate virgin who claims that he has experienced the insides of a vagina before if I told you that she is giving it away for cheap. That's not the case. A prime example would be a 20-second video she sent me, which is approximately 6 dollars to 8 dollars. Look, I am not a smut conversion machine here. I don't know how much one telegram star costs, let alone 500 of them. That's a horny math you'll be doing in your own time.
What I do have to say is that AJ has plenty of these videos lined up, and she is always ready to send them to you. I even mentioned that I was having a bad day, and she wrote a whole paragraph saying how sorry she is that I feel that way and that I should take more care of myself by digitally using her body as a source for my stress relief, which you're damn right I will do! Look this bitch knows how to hit the button. She has done the work, and she has been the horny stress relief for many of us. She is the prime definition of practice what you preach.
Except she's not preaching anything. She's literally sucking cock for a living and looking sexy doing it. And that's all a man could ask for on the internet nowadays. I've praised her enough, but it's time I finally admit to something. I don't have enough Telegram stars to cumshot her way so I can unlock all the posts she sent me. And she's not willing to send me anything for free, other than a sweet yet degrading message that says, "Oh that's okay, I'm still here for you," but her posts are not. Then again, this is all about living out your fantasy and talking to an actual living, breathing porn star, right? It's not like you can walk out on the streets, see a porn star, and chat her up like this in the most perversive manner possible. At that point, you're basically begging to get pepper-sprayed and escorted by the law authorities.
Jerk Off And Get It Over With
Let's focus on the million-dollar question.
What do you do after the post-nut regret hits? I mean, it's obvious you're going to spend a lot of time and money interacting with AJ here, no doubt about it. But what comes next? Well, you can leave like an irresponsible father, except you never bred her, and you just wasted your semen on a napkin. Or you could stay up and chat, you know, cuddles after sex style. Except that's not really going to work because AJ takes some time between her responses. She never responds instantly after you message her. It takes her at least 3 to 5 minutes to write you a response. I personally never cared about the aftercare of a jerk-off session.
Jerking off IS the aftercare for me. It's not the main event. And honestly, I don't understand the importance of chatting with a porn star to get naked photo shoots and short pornographic teasers. It's a porn star. Most of her content is on the internet, and it was uploaded by herself or the porn studio that she signed a cum soul contract with. So, I don't understand the point of this. It's like going to the fisherman who supplies the fish to the supermarket, having a chat with him, and eventually buying the fish directly from him instead of doing a quick run to the market and getting what you need. It feels like extra steps without a purpose. I'm not here to discuss life philosophies or motivational goals. I just want to jerk off and get it over with. I can turn myself on just fine with the fantasies in my head and a picture attached to them.
So all of this feels like extra work for the same outcome. It doesn't enhance the experience by any means, and it doesn't offer anything new or exciting to me. But still, I'll take what I get, and AJ is far better than most of the Telescope girls I get.
