You wanna be where the fun stuff is? Sure, let me bring the fun stuff to ya. Meet Dreemz, or KDreemz, depending on where you know her from. You have most likely seen her on Instagram. She has over 1.6 million followers and has an ass that is in direct competition with Luna Star. And yeah, her main selling point is the fat on her ass and her booty lines that jiggle as she walks. Are they plastic? Well, depends on who asks. If you ask her, then no. They're 100% grown from the love of her fans.
If you ask a Brazilian butt lift doctor, well, he's going to spend the first 40 seconds jacking off and finishing prematurely, and then he'll answer your question with yes, they are. Who cares anyway? It's not like she's doing a bad thing by making her ass fatter. If anything, she's saving the turtles. That's another reason for you to love her. Let's not get too excited, though. We're only here because we heard that she has a Telegram, or rather, a Telescope profile. They're hooking you up with everything you need. Her Telescope profile is laid out with plenty of posts, a message, and a share button. Yeah, it's that simple. It's not like you're going to share her profile with anyone other than a horny plastic surgeon... for research purposes.
So, that leaves you with her feed of posts and the message button. Do I even need to explain how this works? Are you that mesmerized by her ass? All you have to do is scroll and masturbate. Yeah, that's simple. And the message button? Well, that's pretty self-explanatory, right? It sticks out with the same daring energy as her ass. You're going to click it eventually, and you're going to take your sweet time crafting the perfect message because, honestly, what do you even say to a pair of fat butt cheeks? It's not like they can talk.
Personality First, Ass Second
Oh, wait, I almost forgot. Dreemz is a real person with thoughts, feelings, and all that. So, the question is not what the booty will respond to, but what Dreemz is going to respond with, or rather, what you're going to message her. Let's save that thought for later, though, and acknowledge the fact that you need money. Don't have it? Well, you're going to be missing out on a lot of fun. Sure, you can still technically message her for free, and sure, she is going to respond. But what's the plan here? Do you plan to fap until your eyes roll back into your head? Or do you just want to talk to somebody?
If it's the latter, then just go on Discord. Talk with someone in that 18+ Gooner server that you're part of. However, if you plan to fap, then you need Telegram Stars. And Telegram Stars can be obtained by purchasing them with real money. Don't have money? Ask a friend. Show him Dreemz. He'll understand, and he'll lend you those 10 bucks. Okay, I assume you have the money troubles sorted by now, and you're locked and loaded with Telegram Stars. Good. The next step is to message her, obviously.
Feel free to write anything. If you're a lazy and uninspired bastard, you can just write a simple hello and be done with it. But if you're like me and take pride in your writing, then you're going to craft something along the lines of, I forgot that you're a real person and not just a pair of bouncy bounce. Anyways, can you bounce for me? Now, it's time that you find a distraction. Any distraction. Forgot to wash your dishes? Go do them now. That cum stain from earlier is still on the wall? Go wipe it off. And yes, I'm serious. Go find something to do because otherwise, you're going to spend the next 30 to 40 minutes looking at the screen and rereading the message you sent her.
Dr. Bounce On The Case
You see, Dreemz is taking her sweet time responding. Why? I don't know. She's either busy inflating her ass like a hot air balloon, or her pet chihuahua has died, and she's grieving. The reason could be anything. I don't even bother asking that question. As long as I get a response and an ass pic, I'll be Gucci. Do you know what I did during this waiting period? I was scrolling through her Telescope posts, trying to decipher why she's wearing a ushanka in the middle of summer. Oh, and she's pairing that thing with booty short jeans and a see-through top.
But that's just one photo shoot on her profile. I took the liberty of looking through all of them, and in about 90% of the other posts, she's wearing yoga pants and booty shorts. For real, though, is there a better thing than big booty cheeks wrapped in spandex? They perfectly complement the stretchiness and the bounciness, which are Dreemz's best qualities. Let's fast forward to the chatting phase. It took Dreemz a while, but she finally replied. This bitch told me that she can definitely bounce for me and started wondering how I got into the mood for that. Dreemz, really? You have a butt that puts other butts to shame. You have THE butt. You take a single step forward, and all I can see is your butt jiggling.
What kind of mood do you expect me to be in? So, anyway, I told her that I was studying how her butt jiggles, how it ripples from one side to the other. Basically, I told her that I'm a horny scientist. She replied almost instantly and told me that she likes how dedicated I am to my research. Damn right you do, Dreemz. Your ass is an astrological phenomenon, and I'm here to solve the mystery. I take my job seriously. Anyways, I told her to call me Mr. Bounce and bounce some bouncy videos my way. This is it. I shot my shot.
Get In The Horny Ring
Okay, stop staring at my chat with Dreemz, you creepy perv. Let me tell you about the prices of the bundles she sent me, and I sure hope you stacked at least 2000 Telegram stars, which is approximately 30-ish dollars, because this jiggle is expensive. A single bundle pack from Dreemz is going to cost you 879 Telegram stars. I'm telling you, she's not a cheap Telescope whore. In return, you get a couple of pictures and a whole gooning material to go over. Now, here is a part that kind of pisses me off.
I asked Dreemz if she does custom content, and the response is no, she does not. She wants you to buy her pre-recorded stuff, which, to me, just screams I don't want to get out of my bed today, but I need to get paid. And you know what's the sad part about that? I'm paying. You're paying too.Don't act like you're above me. On the topic of her videos, she actually loves to film some gym content, and I swear it's not the type of workout session you're thinking of. It's far more perverse and naughty. But those videos, they're expensive as hell, man. She's charging 500 Telegram stars for a video that lasts one minute, which is insane. This bitch is playing with herself on a yoga mat and cashing in. Meanwhile, the second I get on a yoga mat, people are laughing and degrading me. Dreemz and I, man, we're just built different. The deciding hour has arrived now. I'm stepping off and shoving Dreemz right in your filthy hands. She's your problem now.
What? You think I'm going to sit here and chat with her all day? I got better things to do, but from the looks of it, you don't. So why don't you throw your lubed-up hands on the keyboard and send Dreemz a message? You don't have to be creative. Just tell her what you feel. Hell, slap your dick against the keyboard and send her that. Or if you're feeling bold, you can send her an unsolicited dick pic. The choice is yours, buddy. Either way, she is going to respond. There is no doubt in that. My advice: start nice and slow.
You don't have to be obnoxiously horny. You can have some digital foreplay chatting with Dreemz here. She's pretty good at handling curveballs, too. You decide whether to write her something extra original and inspiring. It all boils down to what you prefer. Do you want to see her huge booty bounce, or do you want to be a broke loser complaining in the back? Just get in there already and let the party begin.
