Ely La Bella is the kind of woman who makes you question every life choice you've ever made, your taste in women, your previous relationships, everything... She has the curviest body I have ever seen. Tell me, how can boobs and ass bounce so easily and look so heavy? They almost look heavy enough for me to hold them, wink-wink. She has this figure that looks like it was sculpted from clay instead of human flesh and bone. And you can tell she hits the gym very often, her body is not made from sitting at home all day, it's made from protein and dumbbells. I can tell that she goes to the gym because she likes to take videos there and post them on her feed. In those videos, she pretends to look humble, but she's flexing in ways that I have never seen a human flex. For real, tell me why, when she bends down, all I see is ass and nothing else. It's almost like I have selective eyesight. The second her ass moves, I forget everything, and all I'm thinking about is her ass. Here's an experiment: put this woman next to a Twink who skips leg day and watch as the Twink gets teary-eyed.
The first photos that slammed into my retina were the ones where she's wearing what I can only describe as a piece of floss with two heart-shaped pasties. This piece of floss is held together by pure willpower and prayers. It is just the suggestion of fabric. Her fabric is as trustworthy as a scammer selling you penis enlargement pills. Those two heart-shaped pasties do absolutely nothing. They are there to suggest that a bra can be put instead of them, but for now, you get to enjoy the view. Every time she moves with the see-through bra, my overstimulated TikTok brain thinks of a song, it goes like, "If you love me, God, you will flip that motherfucker." I am praying to all of the deities in the universe that one string snaps, and she lets the nipple be free. But then my eyesight started to wander downstairs. And what a surprise. Her thong is made from the same see-through, floss-like material with one upside-down triangle.
Cosplays And Naughty Fantasies
At this point, I am completely obsessed with her and her ass. She has this brunette hair that frames her face very well. Her hair looks like luscious strings of gold, wrapping around her face, accentuating every single skin cell she has. And what I like about her is the fact that she has range. That's why she has a pink wig styled into a bob cut. And with those lips that look so kissable and juicy, she looks like a starlet. She fulfills every aesthetic you could think of. I scrolled down by accident, and I saw an image that's still burned in my mind. This curvy girl in a cowboy outfit. You know those bras that look like seashells? Well, a mere seashell is not enough to contain those honkers. And then you scroll a little bit further, and you see her in her pajamas, except her pajamas look like they're running away from her body because of how tight they are. There was this one picture that caught my eye. She's wearing sunglasses indoors, which is usually a red flag, but I don't care about red flags when a chick looks this sexy. The dress she's wearing looks like it's about to explode from the seams. I am telling you, every piece of clothing she's wearing looks like it wants to escape.
Then I thought I had her all figured out. So I was scrolling and scrolling through her posts, and then she surprised me. She also does themed photo shoots; my favorite ones are the Christmas photo shoots. If I were Santa, and this slut was my Ms. Claus, I would've outsourced all of my work to the cuck elves and stayed home all day long, filling that booty up like a Christmas present. But she also does some basic stuff as well. There's this one photo where she has her Pinterest with nothing underneath, and the Santa hat to tie it all together. Another themed photo shoot that I really enjoyed was a captain theme. She's dressed as a sexy captain, sitting on the most luxurious yacht that you could only dream of. Except she's not wearing a captain's uniform, instead she's wearing a silver reflective, one-piece swimsuit that covers only the top half of her body and leaves everything from her waist down to be exposed. I heard Brazilians usually sunbathe their pussy and asshole. Maybe that's what she was doing in this outfit.
The Dangerous Questions
The visual damage wasn't enough for me, so I decided to message her. Not with a subtle compliment or something cringeworthy, but with a message that slaps my hard dick on the table and demands an answer. I told her something nasty about how she could crush me with her ass, and I would thank her. Instead of her getting mad, I think she got turned on. Immediately, I knew I had found my match. Even though my one-liner was bold, I still wanted to go through the basic motions and ask a couple of questions, for the sake of being a gentleman. Like, how old is she? I know you're not supposed to ask a lady about her age or her weight, but I asked, and she told me her magic number is 24.
After the whole getting to know each other phase, suspicion hit me in the face like a motherfucker. She's very friendly, asking the usual questions, telling me that I can call her by her first name. It felt like a Telegram e-date. Out of nowhere, she sends me the nastiest schoolgirl cosplay I have ever seen. She's wearing a two-piece set with a red tie, and some little excess fabric around her waist that I'm guessing should be a skirt? It looked more like a shotgun, aiming at my libido. And the pair of fake glasses? Her hair in pigtails? How was I supposed to resist her after that picture? Well, if the picture wasn't enough, she told me she wants to be in charge of my cock. She wants to role-play as the sexy teacher, and for me to be the sexiest student. Sure, it may be basic and boring for some, but when her ass is bigger than two of my heads combined, I have zero complaints.
Pornographic And Tasteful
I wanted to explore the uncharted territory. What kind of sexual content does she do, and what are her prices? Up until now, I still haven't found a model that will answer these questions without evading them. So, when I asked about her pricing, she offered me some bundle packs and shit, like, what? What kind of an answer is that? Imagine going to the store and asking how much the bread costs, and the clerk tells you that this bread is premium quality. Excuse me, Mr. Baguette... I wanted the price, not the quality.
My next course of action was to ask her if she does porn or just casual thirst traps. Stupid question, I know. You can't judge me, look at her! That body is built for pornography. My prayers were answered, and she said she does both depending on her mood. First, she sent me a simple cock teaser for 149 Telegram stars. But after that, the wheels came off. She has a library of smut with all kinds of weird sex toys, but she decides what video I am going to watch and pay for. So, there I was sitting in front of my screen, jerking off to whatever she tells me to, and praying that someday, somewhere... I will make her my wife. That she will cook dinner for me and treat me like her beloved husband. Who am I kidding? You can’t turn a hoe into a housewife.
