You know shit's about to get real when a chick has the word sexy in her name. It's a goddamn statement. Either that, or she is overcompensating. Now, try to say the name Sexy Briellah with me. It rolls right off the tongue, doesn't it? It just sounds so pleasing, so alluring. Obviously, her real name isn't "Sexy," but it's still a good description when it comes to her curves. And there is one specific thing that's going to force your dick into submission. It's her ass. Now look, I get it. I praise women's butt cheeks daily. That's what I do. But trust me when I say this, Briellah's ass is on a whole other level. If her ass were a cryptocurrency, it would blow up because of how massive it is. That thing demands respect.
Every jiggle of her ass sends another liter of blood to my cock. And let's not forget about her face. That thing is dolled up. She even has a butterfly face tattoo to prove that she's gangsta. She bundled all of this in one huge pack and called it Sexy Briellah. And that name couldn't be more fitting. She is presenting this entire slutty persona on Telegram.
And let's all give a round of applause to Telescope for bringing us her contact. While everyone out there is looking at Artemis II's arrival on the moon, I'm over here on Telescope, looking at Sexy Briellah's butt cheeks, fapping furiously to the rhythm of her ass jiggles. We should build a horny spacecraft and set it to land on Briellah's ass, just so we can mark it as a conquered galactic phenomenon.
Booty Cheeks Got Me Mesmerized
Forget spacecrafts and ass exploration. It's time to physically touch that booty. Through the screen, of course. I was practically mesmerized by her ass, so much so that I only wrote one message, which said, "I like how your ass jiggles, now bust it down baby, show me some more!" I fully expected her to just slam her ass against the keyboard and send me a jumble of letters strung together. Do you know how horny that thought makes me? Her ass slamming on my dick - I mean keyboard. The more time I spend worshiping her ass, the less I pay attention to the clock.
It took a while for me to snap back and realize that this sexy beast has not responded to my message, and it has already been 30 minutes. You know how AP literature forces you to read Waiting for Godot? Well, now I understand why. I am basically waiting for an ass, not a real walking, talking person with emotions and personality, just ass. There's no way to speed up a response either. I am condemned to wait forever. And no, this is not an existential dilemma. I actually like waiting for Briellah and fapping to her massive ass. It's a calm feeling. I already know she can't come alive through the screen and jump on my cock. So whatever she's about to reply with, unless it's pictures of that ass, it's meaningless.
For the sake of this review, though, I'm going to fake my enthusiasm when it comes to her personality and emotions. So, I did, until she responded. It took her like 50 minutes to respond, 52 to be exact. And she hit me with a pretty long message. She basically encouraged me to continue worshipping her ass. She literally said, "You really like my ass? You know I love it when it gets all the attention. I've got something right here that I think you'll love even more." And attached a whole bundle of pictures, all with her glorious ass cheeks, naked and spread. This bundle is pretty damn expensive, though. It's like she can smell my desperation through the screen, and she's monetizing on it. She's probably laughing at how horny I am, how obsessed I am with a piece of skin and fat. And I don't blame her. If I were in the same position as Briellah, I would be doing the exact same thing. If my therapist were to read this article, he would probably laugh and slam antidepressants on my prescription list. Not because I'm depressed, but because they significantly lower the libido.
Ass Face With A Great Ass
Let's shift perspectives a little bit, and I'm going to keep it real here. As sexy as Briellah's body is, she's actually kind of a butter face. Yep, I said it. It's not like I'm the first to notice it either. I know we are used to natural-looking beauties that the porn industry has force-fed us since its creation. So, take my words with a grain of salt if you're into regular-looking chicks. But everything else about Briellah doesn't look regular. Let's do an experiment here. Find a picture of Briellah, crop her face from her body, and place it on a regular chick. Suddenly, sexy Briellah has turned into basic Briellah, with a lowercase "b". And no, this is not me objectifying women or setting a standard. I know you agree with me, but you just wouldn't say it out loud. To be fair, Briellah is making up for it with more than just her body. She understands how to talk to a horny guy and weaponizes it. She can smell depravity from a mile away. The second you text her something even remotely sexual or suggestive, she knows how to turn it around and sell you pics of her ass. She's used to it.
You can tell that she's experienced with this stuff. She walks in public and probably jiggles her ass on purpose just to see how many married men would turn their heads to look at it. She is that chaotic. She is the type of girl who gives your girlfriend trust issues, but your girlfriend would never understand how it feels to witness an ass like the one that Briellah is carrying below her back, which is a one-of-a-kind experience. It's not even about sexualization. It's about admiration. It's about accepting that she's built differently, that you'll never experience an ass like this bounce on your cock. But with Briellah on Telegram, that doesn't have to be the case. Here you take a front seat and let her bounce that thing all night long.
Shoving It In Your Face
How about the vibes? What do you feel when you talk to her? For me, it's pure hood royalty vibes. Big energy, fast talk, confidence. You know the kind. She's not walking that ass on red carpets with a glass of wine in her hand. She's shoving it in your face and dares you to look away. It's overwhelming. If you find yourself too mesmerized by her ass to actually send a message, then just write the word "ass" in the chat bubble and send it. I'm not kidding. It takes her a while to respond anyway, and you don't want to be the guy who misses out on the fun because he forgot what he came for.
Learn from my mistakes or don't. I don't care. It's up to you. Do what you want. There are plenty of other chicks like Briellah on Telescope, but none of them even come close to the type of ass that she is packing. Not even the porn stars. So here is your choice: Will it be another Telescope floozy who preaches about confidence and Taylor Swift songs? Or will it be Braylee bouncing her way to your heart and cock? I wasted enough of my time talking to basic bitches on this platform. Now, I just want to see ass. I want to see those stretchmarks, those cheeks clapping, that pussy popping, you know the deal. In conclusion? Ass on the rocks with more ass, served with a side of ass is the way to go, and you can't tell me otherwise.
