So, there I was, sitting blissfully, unaware of the existence of this beautiful goddess called Pamela Alexandra. Before today, her name would've meant nothing to me. I didn't know who she was. I didn't know what to do. If you asked me about her this morning, I would probably say she was some distant cousin or maybe some popular TV reality show chick that I haven't heard of. But now that I am a couple of hours older and wiser, I know who she is, and I know it very well, because today I not only discovered who she is, but I had a spiritually sexual experience with her. It's almost like she sucked the chi energy out of my dick.
I was scrolling and scrolling, and probably scrolled too far into Telescope, and now I am addicted. I am very lucky I found this goddess. And to be honest, I think we bonded on a spiritual level because I felt like I was truly talking to a person. I was not hit with the "hey, babe, wanna see my ass?" Instead, she made small talk and paired it with arousing pics when the situation called for it. We talked for hours, and I got to see who she TRULY is behind the sexy pictures and posts.
Now let's talk about first impressions. I'm sure I left a pretty terrible one. I messaged her. I left my computer screen open, and I took a nap. She texted me back, but I left her on seen. In reality, I did not see the message because I was sound asleep, but I'm pretty sure she thought I ghosted her. Her first impression, on the other hand, was amazing. When I opened her profile, I wasn't hit with some cringe-ass quote in her bio from some random Internet person I have never heard of. No, the first thing I noticed was her hair and how it complemented her body. She has this beautiful curly hair, and I can just see from the picture that when she walks, you can see the crows bouncing up and down alongside her boobs and her ass shaking like a harmonious goddess walking up to you. I have been dreaming about this for the last couple of hours.
Curly Hair Makes For A Straight Boner
You know curly hair is a serious thing. It gives a person routine and confidence. You can't just wake up and be ready to leave the door immediately. It takes time and effort to make your ass and hair look like that. This tells me two things about her personality. The first one is that she's a hard-working girl, and the second is that she may not even be a real human. Nobody should look that perfect; there's not a single strand of hair sticking out in the wrong direction.
And then, naturally, my eyes began to travel, and I realized that she has the hourglass figure: huge, voluptuous boobs with a fat ass. That is a dangerous combo. So naturally, I was in this very awkward situation. My dick was hard just from looking at some pictures, and her chat opened right in front of me; the only logical thing to do was ask about something that would make me bust pre-maturely. That's exactly where her "being an insta thot" experience kicks in. I have talked to a lot of models on the Internet. Hell, I have even reviewed most of them. So, I know when I'm talking to a pro. Usually, when you message them, the responses can be... painful. You sit there, cock throbbing from all of their pictures, you try to ask some questions, and all they do is ignore you. Waiting for that reply back gives me high school trauma. It's like I'm waiting for the result that will determine my whole future.
Instead of writing some kind of essay or expressing my love to her, I decided to write just a simple "hi." Someone would say this is a masterpiece of modern communication. It took her only an hour to respond, which, in the grand scheme of things, is not that bad. Based on some other Telescope thots, an hour between the first message and then a minute between all of the other ones seems like a pretty good trade-off.
Skincare And Makeup
In my mind, I have been trained to think that once you message a model and you abandon that chat for three hours, it means you've lost your chance. But that doesn't apply to Pamela Alexandra. Instead of the slow replies and the dry messages, she started engaging, like, seriously engaging without sounding like AI. So, what started as a stupid "hi" turned out to be a nice conversation that left me feeling a little hopeful for the porn industry, until she told me she doesn't have any actual pornography filmed. But more on that later. Somewhere between her curvy body and the ghosting incident, I developed a soft spot.
Now, before we get into anything wild, I wanted to slow things down a little bit, ask a couple of questions, like, how old are you? What is your favorite food? I would even settle for a fun fact, anything that would prove she is a real person, and I'm not talking to some crazy good illusion. Turns out she's 37 years old, and that threw me off a little bit, not because of her age, but because in some of her posts, she looks 20, but also in other photos, she looks 40. Now, I want to say something poetic like "her beauty breaks the rules of time". But we all know that her makeup breaks the rules of aging. With the kind of body she has, I know that she makes a lot of money, and that money probably translates into a lot of good skincare and makeup. So, until now, everything checks out.
But here's the part that confuses me a lot: the moment I started talking to her, it turned out she's genuinely nice, and I never expected this from Internet models. And I don't mean to say that she is nice in a generic kind of way, like a customer service provider or a nice grandma on the street. She is nice in the way a friend would be nice to you. She wanted to get to know every side of me, and for a second, I didn't feel like I was talking to something that wasn't real. You can feel her personality through the text.
Thirst Traps With Personality
And I know you have been waiting patiently for me to talk about the sexy side of the chat, so here it is. Before she sent me anything, I wanted to know what she could offer.
She told me that customs are definitely off-limits. She has a gallery of performance videos that she uses for "special" customers. This got me curious about what kind of videos she has. Is there a specific fetish in there? So, I asked what kind of content she does. At first, she avoided that question like the plague. I don't know what kind of strategy she is running here, but I don't think it's a clever one. If you want to send the person what you already have without recording new content, and you don't let them choose, most likely that person won't buy the video. But not me, I took one for the team and bought everything she sent me.
After pushing her a little bit, I finally got a straight answer from her. She has some Twerking videos, a bunch of lingerie and bikini videos, and some sexy striptease shit. Most people want to see her ass, so that is exactly what she has. But she doesn't do porn. The way she put it sounded like she doesn't do penetration. And I get that, not everyone is in this business for porn. Most people who only make thirst traps lack personality, and that's what's devastating. This girl, on the other hand, made me stick around just with the small talk, and then she started sending me those twerking videos and her cute lingerie pictures. At that point, I felt like I was getting something premium. It was like the cherry on top of a sundae, not the main course.
