There’s just something so fucking special about tattooed chicks with big tits, and I can’t seem to stop looking at them. It doesn’t matter how many times I’ve seen a bikini picture of a girl who has a perfect body; it will never get old, at least not for me. Well, if you’re just like me, then you’ll like all the posts Brandi Andrews has on her account, but before you get carried away, I have to tell you that Telescope is nothing like those adult sites you might be used to, so don’t expect too much.
Instead of going to one of those sites that require a monthly subscription, you’ll get to see a lot of posts for free, but the downside is that you won’t see the stuff you’re actually looking for. That’s the problem with this place, and it makes you wonder why you should even stick around, because if there are no 18+ posts, why would you choose this app over some social media platform that’s been around for way longer?
I’m asking myself that same question every time I return here to do another review on some chick that looks way too fucking good, but just doesn’t reveal her private parts. Don’t get me wrong, you’ll get to see Brandi doing all kinds of things, but just not here. These posts are almost family-friendly, but I wouldn’t really use that word because I doubt you’d sit with your family and look at bikini pictures of busty content creators.
You probably haven’t heard about this place before, and that’s because it’s not as popular as social media, and because it’s way too fucking hard to access. There’s only one way to end up here, and a lot of people don’t know about that, so they just don’t even bother finding it. If there were just an app that would launch this shit, or maybe redirect you to this mini-app, then everything would be different, but I guess we’re a long way from that happening still.
You need a link to launch the app
One of the worst fucking things they could have done was to make this app not accessible easily. Usually, you should just be one click away from looking at a bunch of photos and videos that will make your dick hard, but as you can tell, that’s not the case this time. Instead, they'd decided to make the only way to launch this app through a link. Luckily, Brandi listed it on her site with the rest of her links, but that still doesn’t mean it’s a great thing.
Besides that, I’m sure that you didn’t know that Telescope is a part of Telegram, which is just a messaging app, or so I thought. It turns out that they also offer some mini apps, and we’re talking about one of them today. Basically, the only purpose of this app is to show you a bunch of posts, and the funny thing is that they weren’t posted here by Brandi Andrews. Instead, it was just some moderator who gathered the stuff from Telegram groups and posted it all here.
Considering this hottie is making stuff that features her doing a lot more than washing a windshield in a tight outfit, it was pretty fucking strange seeing nothing but softcore posts. Let me be clear about what I meant. You won’t find one nude post where she’s showing off more than she should in public!
Even though you’ll find a lot of stuff here, don’t ask me how much actually is because I have no fucking idea, you still won’t have a chance to see a topless photo, or something even better than that. She’s wearing clothes in all of the posts, and even if she isn’t, you won’t get to see her private parts.
What I mean when I say that I don’t know how many posts there are is that there’s no counter for posts. All you can do is scroll down and hope that more stuff loads. I can already tell you that there’s plenty available, and I’m sure that there are hundreds of pics and videos, but I can’t give you an estimate. There could even be thousands of posts, but I wouldn’t know without wasting a lot of time scrolling down until I finally reach the end of the list.
Everything is free
The only good thing I can say about this place is that it won’t charge you for one single thing. Actually, there’s no way to spend your money here. You don’t have to create an account, and even if you wanted to, you wouldn’t be able to do it. The only account you’ll need is the one on Telegram. Without it, you won’t be able to launch Telescope, so make sure you make that account first before doing something else.
Scrolling through all these posts will make you want to see more, but that won’t happen. You’ll just keep seeing similar stuff over and over again. I wish I had some better news, but I just don’t. Those of you who are interested in a lot more will just have to go somewhere else, or try to get in touch with Brandi. After all, the purpose of all these posts is to make you text Brandi, and since you can do it, why not go for it?
Telescope doesn’t actually offer messaging, so how the fuck can you send her a message? If you scroll to the top of her profile, you’ll see a button that says message. Clicking on it will open a chat, but not here. It’ll be on Telegram. As you can see, these two apps are connected, but it’s still pretty fucking weird that you can’t end up on Telescope with one click of a button.
As far as messaging goes, it’s completely free, and you can send her as many messages as you want. Just keep in mind that sending a bunch of stuff before getting a reply is never a good choice. There's a pretty good chance you just get blocked if you’re way too annoying, so make sure you don’t do any of that shit.
One thing I read on her OF page is that she doesn’t have a manager, meaning she’s the one doing everything. I kind of doubt that’s the case, but let’s say that’s true. In that case, you’ll actually be talking to her, which isn't something that happens all the time. Whenever someone is popular, and more importantly, makes porn, they just hire someone to do the boring stuff instead of them.
I’m not sure if texting her will do something for you, but if I had to guess, she’ll try to convince you to start spending money on her in order to see more than some bikini shots. That’s the way it usually goes, so in the end, you probably will have to send her some money for her 18+ pics and vids. Who knows, she might even just redirect you to her OF page and tell you to get a subscription if you’re interested in seeing what kind of a slut she is!
It’s a damn shame you don’t get to see this tattooed hottie naked at least once
Just when you think that you came across an app that actually lets you find a bunch of stuff for free that you’ll enjoy more than anything else, I come bearing the bad news because I can’t lie to you. As much as Brandi Andrews looks great in a bikini, the biggest problem with Telescope is that you won’t see more than that. Some people won’t ask for more than some photos and videos where they get to see her almost naked, but most of you will want to see a lot more, especially after finding out that she’s no stranger to making porn scenes!
The reason why you don’t get to see any of that stuff here is that this palace doesn’t even allow nudes, let alone something better. All you’ll see here are a bunch of posts that weren’t even posted by Brandi, but it definitely looks like she’s the one running this account. Instead, all these posts were posted on Telegram and somehow ended up here.
However, you’ll get to contact Brandi through Telegram, and hopefully get to see something no one else has had the chance to see, but that shit won’t be free. The reason why there’s even an option to text her is that they encourage you to spend money, which kind of defeats the purpose of Telescope. All of the posts here might be free, but if you’re looking for something that includes nudity, you’ll just have to look for it somewhere else, or ask Brandi to send you some of her custom stuff, which won’t be free.
