It seems like there are a ton of different apps you can use to check out sexy pics of various girls, but I’m not so sure if Telescope will replace any of the current apps you’re using. As much as I like the idea of getting a bunch of stuff for free, especially when we’re talking about someone like Charlotte Parkes, I don’t like the fact that I don’t get to see any nudes here. You won’t even have a chance to pay to see something like that, at least not here, so the real question is why the fuck would someone come here?
I won’t blame you if you haven’t heard about this palace because it seems like it’s still relatively new, and more importantly, not very popular. If this were the new shit, then everyone would be talking about it, and it wouldn’t be so fucking hard to even launch this app. I’ll get to that part later, but for now, you should know that this place looks just like any other social media platform, but it doesn’t have nearly as many features.
You already know that the girl I’m about to talk about is one of the content creators who doesn’t mind getting freaky in front of the camera, but as I have already mentioned, you won’t see that shit here. Sure, some of the stuff you have here will make your dick move, but I’m not so sure if it’ll be enough to whip out your dick and start jerking off. I’ll leave that part up to you, but in the meantime, let’s see what this place actually offers.
How do you even end up here?
The question most of you will ask me is how the fuck do you even launch this app. If you think that you can just go to the App Store and download the app, you’ll be disappointed when I tell you the actual process for ending up here. I agree that it would be so much better if you could just get the app and open it whenever you feel like it, but that’s not going to happen.
In order to even get here, you need to download Telegram. You must be wondering why the fuck you would need a messaging app to check out some sexy pictures, but bear with me because I promise that it’s connected. As it turns out, Telescope is a part of this app, but I have no fucking idea how. If you try finding a single thing that shows you that on Telegram, then please let me know, because I spent way too much time finding a way to launch this app through Telegram, but obviously, I didn’t manage to do it.
It seems like the only way you can end up here is if you have a link to someone’s account. You don’t even have to have a link for an account. It can be for the home page, or something else that’s a part of Telescope. The bottom line is that without a link, you won’t get to see these posts!
Lucky for you, I’ll just give you that link, so you won’t have to waste time looking for it, but what if that weren’t the case? What about all those people who have no fucking idea who the fuck The Porn Dude is? They’ll just keep looking and might not ever find a link that will launch this app. You must admit that this is a pretty weird way of launching an app, but I guess the people behind it think otherwise.
One more thing you should know is that none of these posts was actually made by Charlotte. It seems pretty fucking weird when I say it like that, but just hear me out. So, everything you find here was actually made by her, and it was posted by her, but just not here. Instead, she posted these photos and videos on Telegram, and the way this app works is that it just takes those posts and uploads them here.
Also, this account isn’t actually Charlotte’s. It might seem like that, but she has no access to it. You can’t actually do shit on Telescope other than look at posts from a bunch of different babes. That doesn’t sound bad at all, but the problem is that all of these posts are softcore. Heck, there are no nudes at all, so some would even say that you’d just be wasting your time.
After scrolling through her posts, I realized a couple of things, and I’m afraid I don’t have a lot of good news. So, the first thing I want to tell you is that there seems to be a lot of stuff available, which is pretty fuckign important, but not as important as having stuff that’s actually worth looking at. I’m not saying that pictures of her ass in a tight outfit aren’t great, but I have a feeling that you won’t want to check out hundreds of the same fucking pictures.
The only good thing I had to say was that there were lots of posts, and that they were free. It’s time to move on to the downsides of this profile. Even a blind man could tell that something was wrong with these posts. You’ll notice a lot of blank spaces among her posts, but those aren’t actually blank. Instead, something happened to her posts, and now, you get videos that don’t have any picture, but still have sound.
A part of me thought that I should start moaning in those videos, while not showing anything, but obviously, that wasn’t the case. I don’t know what the fuck is wrong with them, but there are a lot of them, and it’s bothering me. It’s bad enough that half of my screen was black because this app definitely wasn’t made for a computer, but I also had to deal with this shit.
Besides looking at mostly pictures, you won’t get to do much. There’s no way to save any of this stuff unless you take a screenshot. Saving these posts isn’t an option. Actually, when you open one of the posts, you’ll notice that there are literally no options at all. We’re talking about no likes, comments, or anything. You’ll only get to open a chat with Charlotte, but that won’t be on Telescope.
It’s nice that they included a feature that lets you get in touch with her, but will you actually be chatting with her? My gut tells me that you’ll actually be chatting with some random dude, but you must be used to that by now because the same thing happens everywhere. Whenever you want to contact a popular girl, especially if she’s making porn, the chances of actually texting her aren’t great.
Anyway, texting her is free, and you can do it for as long as you want. She’ll probably try to redirect you to some site where she’s selling her subscriptions, or maybe try to sell you some of her private videos or photos for a bunch of money. Either way, I’m sure that you won’t get to see anything for free, at least not for free!
App that’s hard to launch and doesn’t have any nudes
You might get a feeling like I’m going to tell you a lot of great things about Telescope and all the posts you get to see for free on Charlotte’s account, but that would be a big fat lie. Even though it’s a pretty nice thing that you get a bunch of shit for free, it’s not really that spectacular because you won’t find one single nude. Apparently, this place has some kind of unwritten rule that doesn’t allow any nudes, but the funny thing is that none of these posts were actually made by Charlotte Parkes, so there must be a moderator who just decided to keep this place family-friendly.
There will be plenty of posts available for you to see, but again, you won’t see anything you haven’t seen before on her social media. We’re talking about mostly pictures where she’s taking pics of her cleavage and ass in tight clothes. You could probably find a lot better stuff on some other site, and it would still be free. Also, you wouldn’t have to jump through a bunch of hoops just to launch the app. Instead of making an app, they decided to link it to Telegram, and the only way to open it is by clicking on a link. There’s no button that launches this app, so don’t even bother looking for it. What I’m trying to say is that you’ll have a hard time ending up on this site, and even when that happens, you won’t have much to see because none of the posts are rated 18+!
