Brazzers VR

Out of all the VR porn sites out there, BrazzersVR might have the very most recognizable name to the average pervert. It’s kind of ironic, because they ain’t the newest kid on the high-tech virtual block, but they’ve certainly established themselves as absolute kings of internet smut over the last couple decades. I’m sure there are fans signing up on brand recognition alone, but I’ll tell you right now, this isn’t some half-assed effort cashing in on the company’s reputation. No, this is exactly the kind of high-level explicit hardcore erotica you expect when you see those dual yellow Zs, only now it’s in mind-blowing 3D.

Yes, BrazzersVR.com is just what you think it is: premium VR porno from the folks behind Brazzers, whose work needs little introduction to anybody who’s beaten off to the internet at any point in the 21st century. The VR imprint only gets a fraction of the visitors as the main site, but a fraction of 15 million is still pretty fucking impressive. Virtual Reality sex is still kind of a deep niche, seeing as you need some pricey headgear to really enjoy it, but here’s another reason to go pick some up.

It's Brazzers, but in Virtual Reality

At a glance, Brazzers VR looks a lot like the regular 2D version of the site, aside from the futuristic sex goggles the chick’s wearing at the top of the screen. They start hitting all the right notes, right from the tour page, greeting you with a spread of top-shelf pornographic talent. Brazzers is known for working with some of the hottest babes in the game, and that’s no different in VR. Alexis Fawx, Karma Rx, Romi Rain and LaSirena69 are all featured out front. Digging into the full VR Pornstars cast, I found a handful of PornDudeCasting guests like Kira Noir, Anissa Kate, Violet Myers and Lulu Chu.

And just what do you expect those beautiful girls are doing on a site like BrazzersVR? Step right up if you guessed they were sucking cock, riding it, sandwiching it between their titties, and fooling around with their lesbian friends. There’s a great variety of hardcore activity going on around here, and it’s well organized. The Categories/Tags menu offers quick access to X-rated subgenres like Anal, Asian and Ass-To-Mouth, though I expected no less from the brand.

There are free Brazzers VR trailers, but unfortunately, you can’t download them. Most sites want to tease you with the full quality you can typically only get with a big-ass download, but I’m guessing they’re trying to nudge customers to the one-dollar trial membership. It gives you better access, but be warned, it autobills at a slightly higher rate than the regular package.

It's worth mentioning here that BrazzersVR.com is brought to you by Aylo, formerly known as MindGeek. They’ve got a bunch of free and premium sites under their umbrella, including Pornhub. If you live in one of 17 states where they legislate boners, you’ll be blocked from BrazzersVR just like you are from the ‘Hub. It’s easy enough to get around the bouncer with a VPN on a laptop or iPad, but it’s still kind of a bitch on a Quest. With any luck, we’ll see some VPNs in the Meta Store soon, but until then, the easiest thing to do is just download the movies with a VPN on your computer and then load them onto the Quest. Sorry if you were hoping to stream, but hey, you’ll get better visual quality this way.

Futuristic Porn for the Same Price as the Regular Stuff

I think we’ve finally reached the point where VR porn sites are just going to cost the same as the regular ones. They were a little bit cheaper for years, probably as an incentive for people to go buy the hardware, but Brazzers VR wants $30 a month just like everyone else. I don’t always mention the bundles, but this is Brazzers we’re talking about, and you can get full access to their 2D and 3D library for $43 a month. All memberships get cheaper if you go longer.

By the numbers, BrazzersVR.com is smaller than a lot of the other big-name VR porn paysites. That ain’t surprising, as they haven’t been around quite as long. As of this writing, the catalog consists of 33 immersive pornos that put you right in the stud’s shoes. Runtimes are solid, typically clocking in between 30 and 40 minutes, so you’ve got plenty of content to keep you cranking between updates.

Speaking of, one of my only complaints about the general setup of the site is that they don’t list upload dates. I always like to tell my readers how often they can expect new flicks to shake their dicks at, especially if they’re going to be paying for the privilege, but I just can’t do that here. That said, I always expect good things from Brazzers. They didn’t get where they are through bait-and-switch scams, but by offering up exactly what their customers want. If they don’t do that here, I’ll eat my oversized novelty glasses, plus my giant shoes for dessert.

Brazzers includes more ads than I like to see on premium sites, though you can get some deals adding other studios to your membership. I do wish they kept the focus on VR content even when hawking third-party material, seeing as that’s the whole reason so many of us tuned in to 3D version of Brazzers. I think some VR offerings could be nice, but this feels more like unwanted spam.

Is Angela White Really in the Room?

For my official fap test of Brazzers VR, I just had to see this Angela White flick I’d been lusting over since I started my tour. The scene drops you into a dressing room with the busty, raven-haired video whore. She steps behind a curtain briefly, talking about our upcoming vacation, sightseeing and dinner reservations. When she emerges, she’s in a sexy swimsuit that got me rock hard in an instant. Porno movie intros can be a snore in 2D, but Angela’s perfect body was almost close enough to touch.

We get a little private bikini exhibition before Angela climbs over the ottoman in front of the viewer, kneels, and starts massaging. She strokes through sweatpants at first, and when that cock comes out, she puts it in her mouth. The VR elevates the experience way above your typical POV blowjob scene, and Angela’s breathy voice sounds beautiful in my headphones.

There’s a nice titwank, making use of some of Angela’s most famous assets, and then she turns around to show off another as she sits down on the viewer’s hog. One of the most frustrating things about VR is that she’s close enough for me to touch, but the illusion will be ruined if I try. I call it the strip club effect, since you can’t touch the merchandise, but it still feels a lot more real than watching a dirty movie on a flat screen. If you own a pocket pussy, you owe it to yourself to lube it up for this movie.

If you love big tits bouncing in your face, you’re going to love the cowgirl segment. Like any good site, downloads are included with your Brazzers VR membership. As mentioned before, these films will always look best if you download, but I think this one’s a worthy contender for your permanent spank bank in any case. Hell, I’m already planning on beating off to it again later. I popped before I even realized there was a footjob coming up, and well, I’m a bit of a completist when it comes to these things.

I try not to sound like too much a fanboy when I’m writing reviews, but man, BrazzersVR.com really knocks it out of the park. They’re making exactly the kind of high-quality dirty movies their fans expect, applying their award-winning formula to the newfangled world of Virtual Reality porno. They’re a relative newcomer to VR, but they’ve clearly been studying the format, as I didn’t see any wonky angles, out-of-focus faces or other issues you sometimes get from the new guys. The free previews are a little scant, but a buck gets you a better sneak peek at what’s inside.