Kinkie

Anybody out there feeling Kinkie today? A little bit of creative misspelling can be incredible for branding, but I don’t think this next joint owes all their success to the name. A hundred thousand visitors aren’t lining up every month to nod their heads and say, “Yeah, that’s a good title.” They’re here for something much better, something more real and tangible than you’ll find on your typical adult website. If you’re tired of settling for fantasies that play out entirely on the screen, here’s your chance to purchase another level of physical immersion.

Kinkie.co.uk started as a platform for hawking pre-worn knickers in the UK, but they’ve since evolved into a worldwide marketplace for used panties and other goods. We’ve come a long way since the days of buying dirty underwear from shitty text-based ads, hoping and praying that we’re really whiffing some lady’s cooter and not some fat guy’s junk. I’ve already taken a little peek around and I’m excited by what I found, so let me dig in a little more and tell you pervs all about it.

All Kinds of Babes, All Kinds of Panties

Kinkie makes a really strong impression right from the front page. The oldsters in the audience who remember the shittier websites will be most impressed, though some of the younger deviates might not realize how good they have it. The whole presentation is polished and professional and hell, gorgeous and colorful, without a lot of clutter getting in the way. They lay out the basics right away, and also start showing off the goods the moment you land.

Even before I really started clicking around, a couple things really stood out to me. For one thing, there’s a great range of models selling their used items around here. Right from jump, I was gawking at tatted-up goth girls, ebony hotties, blonde OnlyFans chicks and thick-ass mamas. Click the Browse Members button and you can peruse the whole cast of pornstars, girls next door, gorgeous housewives and legit homemade amateurs like you find on OnlyFans.

A lot of the models here list their contact details in their profiles, so buyers can technically use the site without ever signing up. That said, the whole platform is just easier to browse once you register a free account. One of the immediate advantages to having an account is full access to browse the sellers, including tapping the Verified Only button.

Kinkie.co.uk has a verification system for sellers, which offers a bit more safety on the buyer’s end. You’ve still got to do your own due diligence to avoid scams, but this makes it a hell of a lot easier. I do wish they explained in the FAQ what exactly the verification process entails, because it would help put my jaded ass at ease even more. Verification can be hit or miss on all kinds of marketplaces, adult or otherwise, but I’m happy to see that the models here are really taking advantage of it.

Given the huge range of sellers, they could really use some more search filters. Right now, there’s just a search bar, an age setting and a verified checkbox. There’s no option for dialing in a gender; the selection leans towards ladies offerings, but everyone is welcome at Kinkie. Fortunately, the search function doesn’t seem limited to usernames, and I was able find quick results for strings like feet, BBW, trans and Latina.

Not Just Used Knickers

The other major element I noticed at Kinkie, besides the beautiful range of ladies, was the range of goods and services for sale. The shop ain’t limited to knickers, as I’m sure a lot of you were hoping. You can buy all kinds of used clothing, sexy items and sensual services. What would you like to hold against your face and inhale deeply while you beat off?

As I type up this review, the recently added offerings out front include nasty custom videos, worn cotton panties, used satin robes, a handful of two-piece lingerie sets and some cute socks modeled on cute feet, with the kind of dirty bottoms you expect after walking around for a day or two. There’s also a little vial of foot dust that comes with access to a feet and legs gallery, lollipops that have been in some gal’s cooter, and dick rate report cards.

The menus for dialing in your preferred items or experiences are much better than those for dialing in your ideal sellers. A small handful of dropdown menus at the very top of the page offers quick access to categories like Used Underwear (including Dirty Knickers, Used Thongs and Used Braws), Used Hosiery (Used Stockings or Tights), Accessories (including fragrant Sex Toys, Shoes and Workout Clothes), and Naughty Extras (like Photo Sets, Videos and Experiences). It’d be awesome if they rolled some seller filters into each of the subcategories, so you could find the fat chicks peddling galleries, the cougars selling old stockings, the Asians moving diddled dildos, or the femboys offering their prechewed dinners.

I chose the Experiences option from Kinkie.co.uk’s Naughty Extras dropdown. The top listing is a promoted post offering little plastic vials of a thick and creamy pussy juice for the low, low price of just £15.00, with an optional panty add-on for another ten and free postage in the UK (£10 worldwide). The seller is a gorgeous raven-haired chick with tattoos, a verified status, a big ass and another 40 items for sale. Kinkie lets customers leave reviews, like any good ecommerce site, and hers are a bit mixed. She’s gotten two today: a one-star claiming she’s a scammer, and a five-star saying she’s great and worth the wait. Remember what I said about due diligence? I recommend peeking at the buyer profiles of the reviewers while you’re deciding who to trust.

But How Does It All Work?

Let’s pretend you found something on Kinkie that you really needed to have, say a lacey lingerie set that some busty babe has listed for a mere £35. Her reviews are good and you’re pretty much sold, so what’s the next step? Well, now you’ve just got to hit her up. As mentioned earlier, a lot of the models list contact deets, so you don’t necessarily have to hit them up through the website if you’re trying to limit your paper trails.

Me? I certainly don’t mind if the whole word knows I’m an absolute pervert, so I used their baked-in system. I’m old enough to have purchased used panties on craigslist back in the day, and Kinkie uses a very similar email-obfuscation system. Message a babe via the website and it goes directly into her email box, which should help cut down on the kind of abandoned profiles you find on other sites; they’ll see your message even if they haven’t been on Kinkie in months.

Kinkie.co.uk might be the first used panty marketplace I’ve ever seen with its own baked-in payment system. The system is optional, and a lot of models still list their preferred alternate payment methods right in their profiles. Still, this is a great option for folks who are trying their hardest to keep their personal info personal, though Kinkie does add a little bit of tax on their end. These things do cost money to operate, you know.

As far as shipping goes, well, you’ll have to work that out with your seller. It’s a lot like eBay in this respect, because models ain’t sending their used butt plugs to Kinkie headquarters as a middleman. These sellers ain’t morons, and they understand that most connoisseurs of preworn garmets want discretion. You’re not going to receive a package that says “THIS WAS IN MY BUTT” right below your address, even though I think that’d be hilarious.

I’d recommend a peek at Kinkie.co.uk to anybody who’s interested in purchasing used panties, old socks, a GirlFriend Experience, custom nudes or getting their erection rated. The models are largely UK-based, but typically willing to send their crusty G-strings and baggies of spittle across the ocean if the price is right. Who or what would you like to sniff today?