SoMyMy

SoMyMy hypes their platform as a used panties marketplace, but after poking around the site all morning, I think they’re selling the whole thing a little bit short. Yeah, they’ve got dirty undies galore, but that’s really only a part of the formula. You can spend your money on all kinds of sensual goods and services, tangible or otherwise, with enough freebies to keep the cheapskates stroking until they get their allowance. There are elements here you’d expect from sites like OnlyFans or Chaturbate, though I wouldn’t say there’s an easy, direct comparison to any other joint on the web.

I’ve spent more time than usual writing this opener, because I was trying to decide how to define SoMyMy.com in a simple sentence. Here’s what I came up with: it’s an adult marketplace of used goods, fresh content, and intimate experiences. The site’s been on my radar for a few months now, and today seemed like a good day to really dig in and see what all they’ve got for sale, and who’s doing the selling. Read on, my horny friends, and I’ll tell you all about what I found within.

Pretty Girls, Dirty Laundry and Free Amateur Porn

As mentioned above, the tour page of SoMyMy really makes it sound like panties are almost all that’s on the menu. They mention some of the other stuff towards the bottom of the page with some brief bullet points, but I feel like they should be louder about it to attract masturbators who ain’t necessarily interested in buying a box of old G-strings. Then again, maybe the pretty girls and their naked asses out front offer all the hype and enticement necessary.

Honestly, the pics might draw your eyes away from the text before you can read a word, in which case you’ll notice a few things right away. For one thing, there’s a nice range of models hawking their wares. I was greeted first thing by a blonde kneeling in a tight dress, a brunette showing off her thick thighs and butt, and a ginger looking over her shoulder as she gives us a close-up of all that cake. I clicked the button to See More and found everyone from (18+) teens to MILFs, skinny chicks to BBWs, girls next door to sexy, menacing dominatrixes, Asian chicks to Ebony babes to Latina Mamacitas to gorgeous White beauties. I even saw a chick spraying breast milk all over the place in her main profile pic, which tells me the real kinksters are going to be served well.

I kept scrolling, and if you want to know the truth, my dick kept getting harder. Not only is the range diverse and seemingly never-ending, but holy shit, there’s so much free content to be seen. There’s a great amateur vibe here, so it feels a little like flicking through an X-rated Instagram feed, especially if you switch from the default Models view to the Post view. I’m not lying when I say this is a worthwhile bookmark for DIY porn fans even if you’re not planning on spending a dime.

I’m not even sure SoMyMy.com puts a cap on the amount of freebies models are allowed to post. Clicking on a pair of pantyhosed feet, I was shuffled along to the model’s profile page, where I found dozens more free photos to help move her more premium offerings. Make sure to click through the pics at the top of the screen, because they’re different from the ones in the gallery below. With any luck, the platform will eventually roll in free videos, so I’m keeping my fingers crossed and my boner raging.

But What’s Really for Sale?

Another thing I noticed right away at SoMyMy was that a lot of those models had green Available icons in the corner of their photos. You can chat with these chicks via text or even video, which will come in handy if you’re requesting custom vids or a really special pair of pre-worn granny panties. I wish there was a filter to see who was both online and offering cam-to-cam peep shows, which could make it easier to find some webcam action right this second. Right now, you’ll have to check their profiles, ask directly, or see what’s available in the Shop.

Speaking of, you can use the Shop view to see the latest offerings on the shelf. Remember what I said about the platform feeling like a lot more than just a used panty site? Well, if everything I’ve written so far hasn’t convinced you, the Shop section might. There’s such a wide selection of experiences and fragrant things to bury your face in while breathing deeply and masturbating.

Yes, there are all kinds of used underwear, socks, bras and other clothing for sale. As I type this up, there are chubby pink satin panties for $16, cute little ankle socks for $20, creamy used panties for $30 and pink boyshorts for the same. I like how they usually tell you how long they’ve been worn, and it’s typically been a while. If you appreciate a feminine aroma, or just the funk of old socks, you can get what you need. I even saw a couple vials of spit available for the true loogie connoisseurs.

The used clothing items only comprise about half the menu, though. You can pay to be humiliated, get the GFE (GirlFriend Experience), have a custom video made and more. The possibilities are practically endless, and the pricing kind of reflects that. I see one gorgeous domme offering a week of GFE for $599, while other chicks will make fun of your little dick for as low as $15. There’s a lot of range depending on who you buy from, so there’s no typical price for any particular type of item.

The catalog is extensive, so I recommend using that dropdown menu of Categories to narrow it down to whatever you’re after. They’ve got Snapchat sexting, dick ratings, custom audio and video, along with a handful of other aisles to get lost in, dick in one hand and wallet in the other. If you really need to burn through some cash fast, there’s even a Gift category so you can spoil these babes in exchange for nothing. Pay a cuck tax, pay a tribute, pay to play or just pay to pay, whatever your fantasy may be.

An OnlyFans Competitor in the Making?

On my SoMyMy.com Feed page, I noticed I had a Subscriptions section. As a new user, it was empty, with a link back to the model exploration page. I’d been thinking the whole time that the platform was set up perfectly for OnlyFans-style subscriptions, and this sure seems to imply they’re available. I didn’t see any models offering them during my visit, so maybe it’s something they’re just rolling out now or something that’s coming soon. In either case, I’d definitely welcome another way to see more of these chicks, as well as increase that sense of internet pseudo-intimacy.

The site has some big differences compared to OnlyFans and its direct imitators, but as with the better platforms in the niche, SoMyMy excels at making consumers feel closer to their masturbatory fantasies than they’d get on your typical adult site. As much as I’d love to tell you the models at PornDudeCasting are always coming back to read the comments, they’re probably busy doing pornstar stuff. At SoMyMy, you bypass all the middlemen and other bullshit to interact directly with these babes. Unlike most OnlyFans clones, you can realize your fantasies even more immersively by buying a pair of your favorite model’s panties to wear over your face like a mask while you empty your balls into an old sock.

I’m going to say it one more time for anybody who may have missed it: SoMyMy.com is so much more than just a thrift shop of hot girl panties. It’s a social porn site and content platform that extends its offerings outside the boundaries of the internet and into your mailbox, making it an easy recommendation for underwear aficionados, amateur smut enthusiasts, and the generally horny. The freebies are abundant enough to be worth a visit even if you’re not in a spendy mood, so take a look if you’re into modern homebrew pornography.