Naeked

Psst… do you want to see some Naeked girls? As a guy who appreciates a good adult brand name, I’m kind of surprised nobody snatched this one up earlier. It’s a simple, creative misspelling of a word associated strongly with adult entertainment as a whole, making it easy to remember once you’ve taken your first peek. I’m going to go out on a limb and say the clever title ain’t the only thing you’ll have stuck in your head, assuming you’re into beautiful naked women. That’s why you’re here, right?

Naeked.com hawks premium, professional nudie photography, the kind of stuff that would have been in the classier skin rags in the era of physical media. I’ll go ahead and warn the jaded perverts now that the material here is relatively softcore by modern standards, so you may be better served elsewhere if you’re looking for cum-drenched faces and double-stuffed vaginas. The focus here is on the women themselves, so if you’re a fan of the perfect female form, these photographic showcases might be right up your alley. Let’s take a closer look and see exactly what kind of sexy imagery they’re peddling.

Get a Load of These Naeked Girls

From the moment I pulled up the front page of Naeked, I knew I wasn’t looking at yet another reality porn paysite, knockoff Pornhub imitator or custom AI porn factory. It’s got a lot more in common with high-end erotic photo sites like MetArt and Femjoy, greeting visitors with a spread of refined smut. One of the things that stood out immediately, besides the lovely ladies, was the quality of the poses, the lighting, the outfits and the sets. As much as I love the new-school amateur content coming out of platforms like OnlyFans and Instagram, I often miss this more professional, polished format.

As mentioned in the intro, it’s soft compared to what you’d find on most adult sites in the 21st century, with nary a penetrated hole to be seen anywhere. They do have a handful of galleries with multiple women, occasionally seen groping each other in the preview shots, but there’s no fucking, sucking, or even masturbation to be seen anywhere amongst the previews.

That said, it certainly ain’t SFW, not unless you’ve got a workplace like mine. The freebies are abundant here, with plenty of exposed T&A. Some of those front-page hotties are clad in little dresses, sexy shorts or lacey sets of matching lingerie. Others are posing in nothing more than their birthday suits, showing off all the goods in settings like mansions, beaches, fields of flowers and mountainous landscapes almost as stunning as the babes themselves.

Oh, and let’s talk about the women. The vibe is so different at Naeked.com than on other adult sites that I’m having a little trouble figuring out how to define them. I didn’t recognize any of the women among the current roster, but they don’t come off quite like either traditional pornstars nor their homemade OnlyFans counterparts. For now, let’s just say the highly skilled photographers employed here are training their cameras on some of the hottest amateurs and glamour models in the business. I’ve already got a few new favorites, like the redheaded Dido, girl next door Sophie, and the adorably sexy Alisa I.

Erotic Photo Albums for a Few Bucks a Pop

I assumed going in that Naeked.com was going to have the typical subscription model I associate with adult sites. Most premium joints are charging about thirty bucks a month whether they’re hawking softcore erotica or the kind of scripted pornographic tomfoolery I’m currently producing for PornDudeCasting. These guys take an a la carte approach, which could be cheaper or more expensive than a regular adult paysite, depending on how much porn you need to fuel your fap sessions.

I will say, though, the prices on individual nudie galleries ain’t bad at all. Content sales platforms often gouge the hell out of their visitors, as I’m sure a lot of you are well aware, especially if you’re kinky. When I visited Naeked today, all the albums were a cool 50% off, with prices as low as $2.50 for a few dozen photos. At the other end of the pricing spectrum, they’re only asking $7.50 for a spread with nearly 200 pics included.

You only get a few preview pics per gallery, and I’m not sure how I feel about that. The FAQ explains that they can’t offer previews because of the sensitive nature of their content, which is pretty standard and makes a lot of sense. I just wish they came through a little better on the next sentence: “However, we provide detailed descriptions and sample images to help you make an informed decision.” Those detailed descriptions don’t tell you much about the content, though, only how much you’re going to get.

Case in point, a six-dollar, 118-photo spread called Close To Me. The thumbnail of two blondes caught my attention in a sea of softcore solo shots, and the other two sample pics show the chicks embracing on a couch. The description says landscapes and portraits are included, but if you’re like me, you probably weren’t wondering much about image orientation. I just wanted to know if we get to see those naked cuties, you know, doing stuff to each other. Some basic tagging would go a long way in telling horny consumers what to expect.

An Even Closer Look at These Naeked Babes

I added the blonde duo’s gallery to my cart, along with the outdoor-themed Swing On Me and a spread called Productive Field, which featured a flannel-shirted farm girl getting naked in a hayfield. Altogether, the bill was only $15 for over 300 high-quality photos. As soon as the transaction went through, Naeked.com redirected me to a receipt page with download links to PDF files, which contained further links to the zip files holding my nudes. I was kind of surprised to find the pics hosted on Google Drive, which is pretty unusual for a premium site.

In case you were wondering, no, those blondes don’t actually finger, lick, or dildo-fuck each other in Close to Me. There’s some simulated scissoring, the two girls getting awfully close without their naughty bits touching, but I don’t think they’re really getting it on. Still, the whole spread was more explicit than I was expecting, with some beautifully tight shots of those shaved cooters.

The explicit trend continued in those solo galleries I downloaded, too, with lots of closeups and some spread butt cheeks. Overall, the photography is fantastic, harkening back to the glory days of classic nudie mags like Playboy. Whoever’s behind the camera knows their craft well, and they do a killer job showcasing every perfect inch of these gorgeous models. For real, the OnlyFans girls can learn a thing or two from a site like Naeked.

As of this writing, Naeked.com has 40 high-quality photo albums to purchase, download, and shake your dick at. I do wish they listed upload dates somewhere, which would give me a better idea of how often they’re adding new material to the stash. Fresh content gives fans fresh reasons to come back again and again, but I can’t tell you how often you’ll find something new in these archives. The site ain’t that old, though, so I do suspect they’re growing at a respectable rate, especially for a smaller operation.

If you need something else to distract you while you’re waiting for the next drop, you can check out the Naeked blog, where they’re giving tips on dating and getting laid. The blog ain’t updated too often, but they’ve got a handful of articles on getting your date back to the crib, recognizing red flags, increasing your sex drive and the importance of communication. It’s all useful stuff and worth knowing, but if you’re still lonely and hard up, you can check out my list of AI Sex Chat Sites here at ThePornDude.

Naeked.com offers a modern update on one of the most classic forms of pornography in the world. Their galleries feel like they belong in a glossy magazine on the top shelf, beautifully showcasing some of the sexiest women I’ve seen lately. The pics are pretty softcore by modern standards, but I love how a good nude can tease your brain with possibilities you don’t necessarily see when you’re watching a gal get plowed. If nothing else, check out those ample previews and see how you feel.