Gyat

I really had no idea what to expect when I pulled up Gyat.io today, but I definitely wasn’t expecting to be dropped immediately into a 3D world of busty bikini chicks, shapely naked ladies and couples doing it doggystyle. I barely even had time to figure out the controls before one of those babes walked right up and started fucking me, our 3D avatars cycling through graphic sex positions as my XP points and in-game bucks racked up. Sitting back in my chair at home to, uh, enjoy the show a little more a little more thoroughly, I thought, “Now this is my type of game!”

Gyat ain’t the first porn game I’ve played; I’ve got a whole list ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, with even more thorough listings on my other site, BestPornGames.com. It’s not the first 3D adult game I’ve played, nor the first multiplayer one or the first that let me play without putting any quarters in the machine. It does have one newly minted distinction, though: Gyat.io is the first free 3D multiplayer sex game with no registration required. Thousands of visitors have had similar experiences to mine since the site’s launch a few months ago, and you’re literally just a click away from being next.

Humping Through the 3D World of Gyat.io

As I said in my intro, there’s no real intro to Gyat like there is to almost any other modern video game, clean or dirty, online or off. Instead of a landing page or title screen, they just put you on the beach after a few seconds of loading. You’ll see other characters walking around and getting it on while the very simple instructions flash on the screen for a few seconds. The graphics ain’t Playstation level, but nice for a browser game, with the kind of shapes that’ll make the horny lizard part of your brain all tingly. There’s a noticeable improvement when you bump the graphics quality up in the settings menu, too. Either way, it easily looks good enough to beat off to!

Gameplay is simple, because there are really only two things to do. You run around collecting money, which upgrades your sexual abilities. You use those abilities to bang other players in all kinds of positions, which you can use to upgrade your character. I thought character customization was one of the best parts of the game, and serves as a worthwhile reward for the terribly difficult task of having sex with every woman you see. Grinding in Gyat.io is way more fun than in Elden Ring.

By default, I just loaded up as a bald dude. I tapped the Model Switch button and Gyat.io gave me a few alternate options like a bald dog man, a glistening old bald man, a red-skinned bald man, and one whose features looked like cybernetics or slime. Since I’d already gotten laid moments after connecting, I had a few points I could spend adjusting other options, so I made my nose a little bigger and goblinized my face a bit. Other customizations were free, so I did my best to give him hair like mine. They didn’t have the exact style, but the color came close.

I wasn’t crazy about the soft, new age music that greeted me when I first stepped into the world of Gyat. There doesn’t currently seem to be a way to turn it off, a mild bummer as I was playing stoned with my headphones on, but the funky porn music I heard later was a perfect fit for what was happening on the screen. Bow chicka wow wow! I heard some familiar melodies in there, so I think some of this is straight-up elevator music.

Girl, Your Ass Thicc!

Gyat’s gameplay is simple, with familiar controls if you’ve played 3D games on your computer. It was a little awkward with my laptop’s track pad, but felt natural with a mouse. To start fucking, just walk up to another character and hit 1 or 2. The X-rated animations will start, and you’ll be rewarded in more ways than one. In case I ain’t being clear, I mean you can sit back and jack off to the visuals while your XP and Gyat.io net worth rise along with your boner. You can switch positions while you’re doing it, too.

For such a new game, there are already a fair number of players. It ain’t World of Warcraft or anything, but about 20 other users were connected when I visited on a Wednesday afternoon. Their Discord is active, too, with over 600 members and a nice 69 online as I type this up. I feel like Reddit would have the perfect demographics to fall in love with the game, but the r/Gyatio subreddit has already been banned for some reason.

On the off chance nobody else is connected, the Sex Positions button will actually let you engage some of them all by your lonesome. It was funny seeing my dude do standing doggy by himself on the screen, but later I made good use of the masturbation buttons: I walked up to a couple going at it, sat in front of them, and whacked off.

The Perks of Supporting the Developers

As you run around the beach at Gyat, collecting gems and boning other users, you’ll notice that other areas are blocked off by translucent walls. They’re not an unfamiliar site to gamers, but you don’t unlock those locations by progressing the storyline. Nah, that’s an exclusive club with a cover fee.

Every so often as you play, a little nag screen pops up and asks you to consider supporting the game on Patreon. Seven bucks unlocks almost everything, including progress saving, unlocked hot chicks and tentacle monsters, super tall and super small characters, furries and other fun. You also get a big-ass XP boost, which will help you progress faster.

Their Patreon page says their $7 Supporter tier unlocks “all the features”, but the $20 Legend membership lets you drive around in cars, turn into a vacuum cleaner, and get some Legend-only clothing. For a buck under a hundo, Sandbox gives you unlimited points to do whatever you want with.

I Had Her Saying, “Gyat Damn!”

After upgrading my account, I experimented with the additional models. The robot was cool and the anthropomorphic root vegetable seemed like a fun novelty, but I ultimately went back to the human male model. Unlike Zoolander, he’s got more than one look, so I spent more of my humping money tapping the buttons to tweak his appearance little by little. It’s like watching an android go through a second puberty, his body changing dramatically as he fucks his way around. You can even adjust the character while fucking, but be sure not to tap the Model Switch button or it’ll stop the animations.

I was banging a punker slut with a mohawk, going at it missionary first before picking her up and bouncing her on my cock. Sex on Gyat goes on until one player gets bored, and she just kept riding me as I got taller and taller, my face contorting into increasingly hideous goblin features. My belly got fatter, I got more muscular, and I grew a tail.

And then, out of nowhere, a dude ran up and started fucking us. I was so surprised I thought it was a glitch for a second, but no shit, they’ve got some group sex animations. The dude left a few seconds later and our own session continued, but the spectacle seemed to give other users an idea. We were soon in the midst of an orgy.

I think the social element really helps makes this game special. It’s not just a 3D sex simulator designed to help you whack off alone, but one built for everyone to enjoy their alone time together. As I type this up, my character is banging a lady up against a wall, and we’ve still got the occasional interloper or two joining the fun. At the same time, the public chat has gotten pretty steamy, with talk about sucking black cock, slutty stepdaughters and getting knocked up.

Gyat.io is still a very new platform, but they’ve already built a world that’s fun to play around in and worth busting out the lube for. There’s not too much to do at this point besides collect fake money and fuck, and while that’s enough to keep you busy at least until you pop, I’m curious and eager to see what kind of new features they roll into the game next. With no registration necessary and instant access to their 3D beach, you’re exactly one click away from exploring the place for yourself.