UndressGirl

I spent the morning undressing girls with Undress Girl, and despite my experience in the porn business, it might have been my personal record for most women stripped before lunchtime. I know what you’re thinking, that it all sounds like just another ordinary day in the life of The Porn Dude. What if I told you this kind of fun ain’t limited to world-renown professional masturbators and certified porn studs? That’s right, my dudes: this next website will you help undress the gals of your dreams, and you don’t even have to take a shower or venture out of mom’s basement.

I’m sure a lot of you have guessed from the intro what Undress-Girl.com is selling, as it’s easily one of the biggest adult niches of 2024. Their AI will help you digitally undress SFW photos, turning wholesome candid shots into something a little easier to shake your dick at. Deepfakes have always been impressive in their realism, but until very recently were a massive pain in the ass for anybody but the real tech-head nerds to put together. These guys promise a simple process, so let’s find out exactly how it works, shall we?

Undress Girl of Bikini.Off?

Let’s talk about branding for a second. In a crowded marketplace, you want to differentiate yourself from the other guys. My porn reviews may be the best on the web, written by a real human being with a raging boner, but my distinctive moniker and my oversized mascot head definitely helped put me on the map. New photo undressers pop up every week, and a good title is the first thing a lot of potential fans are going to see.

Undress-Girl is a title that tells you what the site does, even if it does roll off the tongue a little awkwardly. The logos on the front page don’t say Undress Girl, though; they say Bikini.Off. Bikini Off would arguably be a better domain name, but alas, you can’t currently buy a dot-off. Fun fact: SC Johnson, the massive company that makes Ziploc, Windex, Pledge and a host of other household brands, are the ones trying to bring dot-off domains to the web. Yeah, they make the mosquito spray you’re now thinking of, too.

Maybe Undress-Girl.com ain’t the domain they originally wanted, but hey, it works. More importantly, the joint looks nice, with a polished front-page presentation and a color scheme that reminds me of Pornhub. The animation at the top of the screen shows a gorgeous brunette in a lacey red bra that dissolves before your eyes. The revealed boobies look totally legit, as do the other tits on the front page.

Nudes by the Piece or Go Unlimited

I was going to mention that they offer a free trial, because they do, but I’m afraid it’s nothing worth writing home about. I only mention it here so you don’t end up disappointed. I ran a photo through the wringer without a premium account and got a blurry result; it took the babe’s clothes off, but then put her behind a thick pane of frosted glass. If I want to unblur her, I’ll have to get a paid account. I have to wonder if they’re shooting themselves in the dick here, because most AI photo nudifiers give you at least a low-fi freebie or two.

The good news is that everything is credit-based here, without any membership tiers to consider. Packages start at five bucks for five photos, with better deals depending on how much you spend; $80 will get you 160 credits. Those prices are currently listed as being 50% off, but I can’t imagine they’ll go up. Price tags have been dropping noticeably across the genre, and the rates here are still on the pricey end of the spectrum.

They do have a couple unlimited memberships available. I really prefer a non-tiered, all-inclusive plan instead of the crackhead model of paying for every hit, so I’ve been hoping out loud to see more of these across the niche. They’re finally starting to materialize, but damn, Undress Girl is asking a pretty penny. It might be worth it if you’ve got a lot of photos to undress, but the current Unlimited prices are a hundo a month or $500 for life.

Let’s Undress Some Girls

Once I got set up with my premium Undress Girl account, it was time to head down to the lab and start conducting some experiments. I started by uploading a photo of Serene Stirling. She’s standing up and facing the camera, which is still the easiest pose for most AI undressers to work with. She’s also got the kind of skimpy outfit that works best, just a pair of panties and an official PornDude tee. (The shirts are available in the PornDudeShop if you want to look as cool as she does, but you probably won’t look as sexy.)

The Undress-Girl.com About page says they have manual and automatic clothing detection, like many of the current-gen undressers. Maybe that’s coming or maybe things have changed since they wrote that, but the interface I found was a one-step process with automatic clothing detection. Literally all I did was upload the picture and pull the lever.

There was no blur this time. Undress Girl realistically undressed the girl in a matter of seconds. Instead of fuzzy shapes and flesh-colored pixels, I saw what looked almost exactly like Serena’s real naked body. If I hadn’t snapped the original myself, I would have assumed it was real. The only real giveaway is that the machine gave her a bush. If you watch the flick I posted at PornDudeCasting, you’ll see she had it fully bald when she visited me.

After generating my pic, Undress Girl put it in a little gallery labeled Processing History. Unlike with most deepfake makers, I didn’t find any countdown timer or warning that my creations would be deleted in a certain amount of time. I’m not sure if they let you have a permanent gallery, but it looks like they give you at least a little more time to snag your creations than some of the other platforms. Those auto-deletions can be real cockblockers!

What’s Next for Undress-Girl?

Next, I tried a personal shot of Luna Luxe, followed by one I’d snapped of Emily Jade. They’re in different poses than my pic of Megan; Luna’s kneeling on the ground, while Emily’s standing nude with a couple official Porn Dude pillows held in front of her naughty bits. I picked out these shots specifically because I figured they’d be more difficult for Undress-Girl’s machine to process.

It really surprised me, though. Neither pic is perfect, but the AI weirdness ain’t nearly as freakishly deformed as the results I’ve gotten with similar shots on other platforms. I spotted the defects because I was looking for them, but I might not have noticed if I was actively beating off. The pillow pic was particularly impressive, because most AI undresers choke when asked to remove “clothing” that ain’t regular clothes. I was expecting weird tattoos or tumors, but all I got was a beautiful naked lady with an extra finger.

One of my only complaints about the setup here is that it’s almost too simple. At this point, you can’t do anything but Undress Girls. The one-step process is convenient as hell, but other platforms have begun rolling in things like body type adjustments, boobie size sliders, and a wardrobe of sexy alternate outfits. Undress-Girl says clothing options are coming, and given how well the undreser works, I’m really looking forward to testing them out.

In the meantime, I took advantage of my unlimited membership to start churning out my own little library of fake nudes. Sure, I’ve seen a lot of these women naked before, and even banged a couple hundred of them on the PornDudeCasting couch, but you know how I am. There’s no chance in hell I’m turning down some free nudes, especially when it’s custom deepfake content.

While Undress-Girl.com isn’t quite as full-featured as some of its deepfake-baking competitors, it’s fast as hell and puts out some very realistic, very fapworthy fake nudes. The unlimited memberships are worth a look if you’ve got a ton of SFW photos you’d like to turn into straight-up HR poison. You should probably play with this one at home, though. Not just because of the fake nudes on the screen, but what you’re going to feel like doing when you see them. Try not to get your keyboard sticky.