ClothOff

Cloth Off is a funny name for an adult website, sounding a little more like a cleaning product than something you can jack off to. I ain’t quite sure it’s some funky misspelling as a branding tool or just a language barrier thing, but their service involves removing clothes from beautiful women, not getting rid of the smelly dish rag on the counter. At the end of the day, though, who really cares what it’s called as long as it works?

The front page of ClothOff.net calls their neural network “a breakthrough in AI,” and promises in screaming capital letters that you can “UNDRESS ANYBODY WITH OUR FREE SERVICE!” That’s right, folks, it’s an AI undresser ready to strip the clothes from any photo you feed it. Their traffic shot from basically nothing to almost a million visitors over the course of a month, which tells me I’m probably in for a fun time.

Take the Cloth Off, and the Clothes Off, Too

Prior to 2024, I’d reviewed a couple photo undressing apps that came along during the initial rise of deepfakes. These OG apps have since gone offline, though I couldn’t tell you if that’s because there wasn’t enough interest, a lack of funding, or if they ran into legal issues. 2024 has been a banner year for AI porn, though, so I’m starting to see the concept growing popular again. If ClothOff is even half as impressive as some of the AI porn generators I’ve reviewed, it’ll blow those old apps out of the water.

The preview animation on the front page is certainly promising. It’s a woman facing away from the camera, head turned slightly to reveal her face. She’s wearing a red pants suit at first, but the clothes come off, revealing the stunning body beneath, bare ass and all. The older apps only ever worked well with women facing the camera head on, standing arms to their sides, and preferably already in something as revealing as a swimsuit or underwear. Already, ClothOff.net is shaping up to be a truly next-gen service.

They tell you out front that the service is free, but you can’t play with the machine or even see anything else until you register an account first. I wish they let you sign up with an email address like almost every other website under the sun, but you’ll have to use your credentials from something like Google, Apple, or Discord. There are seven different options and they’re all popular, so you probably have at least one, but I just prefer the anonymity of email.

The good news is signup is instant, because you don’t have to wait for a validation email with a link to click on. Instead, you’ll be shuffled along to a Cloth Off Rules page. It’s a simple three-point code of honor, and frankly it’s exactly what I’d expected: you have to be at least 18, you need permission to use the photos you’re undressing, and you alone are responsible for your handiwork. Click the Accept button and then it’s time to play.

Stripping My First Photo with ClothOff

As soon as you accept the ClothOff Rules, you’ll be walked through a nice, quick tutorial with an illustrated rundown of the basics. You’ll want to use pics with a good pose, the sample of which is ironically the front-facing hands-to-the-sides pose I mentioned earlier; maybe things hadn’t changed quite as much as I’d hoped. Higher resolution images are preferable, naturally, and you should use pics with only one person.

They also tell you to “choose clothes that don’t hide the figure of a person much,” illustrating the point with a chick in a sports bra and bike shorts. The “Bad” picture shows a woman in a huge flowy dress, which I’d already assumed wouldn’t work. I was more concerned about the middle ground: what about women wearing a normal-ass amount of clothing without a lot of flesh showing? You know, like the demo animation out front.

I figured I’d run my initial test of Cloth Off with something similar to the front-page pic, but adhering a little more tightly to their tutorial. I used a clean shot of a babe in a pants suit facing the camera, hands on her hips. After uploading the pic, I clicked the Undress button and waited. I like how ClothOff.net tells you your spot in line and what your average wait time is going to be.

My first test was conducted with a totally free, newly registered account. The counters at the top said I had 0 VIP coins and 0 Free coins, so I was initially worried I wouldn’t get a freebie. Two minutes later, however, I had my undressed photo. They really do let you undress photos for free. It was less time than they’d told me to expect, too.

The results left her heels on, but stripped her pants and her panties, revealing the shaved beaver beneath. She’s still wearing a crop top, covering her tits and showing her navel, but ClothOff trimmed her jacket down into a vest. It actually looks totally natural, like a real piece of clothing a person would wear. Overall, the results are fucking stunning, though she does seem to have a couple extra fingers now.

Inserting Coins and Receiving Nudes

After giving my freshly baked nudie pic a 5-star rating, I uploaded another pic and clicked Undress. The result came out in a couple minutes, but this time it was blurry, like looking at a naked lady through a panel of frosted glass. “Ahh,” reads the caption. “You have 0 coins. A filter has been applied.”

I’ve got a few options. I can come back in 3 days and get another free coin, but only if I can handle the potential blue balls. If I can think of any friends who might be interested in ClothOff.net, they give out free coins for referrals. Let’s assume for a second that I can’t wait and don’t have nearly as many friends as photos I want to undress. In that case, I’ve got to buy some VIP coins.

I ain’t going to sugarcoat it: ClothOff is more expensive than AI services that create whole-ass fake nudes out of nothing. It’s a different type of service, though, so I get it. I will say that I expect prices to drop across the board among all types of AI porn sites as they continue to grow in popularity and proliferate around the web.

You can get 4 coins for two bucks, but they get cheaper as you spring for bigger packages. The ten-dollar bundle lets you undress 25 pics (20% off) or you can get 150 for about fifty bones (50%) off. Discounts drop to 60% once you buy at least 640 coins for a couple hundo, but don’t dip any lower. Maybe you’d better take a count of your clothed pics before pulling the trigger.

Taking Off My Friend’s Clothes, In Real Life and Virtually

I snagged a pack of Cloth Off VIP coins and tried again with a photo of a thick babe in little shorts. This time, I got my results in a matter of seconds; those VIP coins really do let you skip the line. Again, the results are fucking beautiful, perfectly stripping away both the shorts and the shirt to reveal the voluptuous package beneath.

I was still curious how tightly I had to stick to their suggestions about poses, so I tried a photo of Kenzie Taylor I’d snapped when she visited me recently at PornDudeCasting. Instead of standing with her hands to her side, Kenzie’s kneeling on the floor with one hand on her knee and another on her official PornDude t-shirt—available now in the PornDudeShop!

About thirty seconds later, I had my answer. Maybe. Cloth Off did another great job of taking those “cloths” off, but did leave the collar of the t-shirt around her neck like a necklace. If you’ve seen the vid, you know she actually had a bush when she visited me, but I ain’t complaining about the shaved cooter. In fact, the fake pic has gotten me so horny that I’m going to wrap this up so I can enjoy it more thoroughly, with both hands free.

I was hoping to be impressed today, and ClothOff.net came through in exactly the way I was hoping they would. It ain’t quite perfect, but it’s miles ahead of similar services that have come and gone, and I expect it to get even better as AI technology continues to develop. This is something that almost has to be seen to be believed, so I recommend taking advantage of those freebies. Try one pic and trust me, you might get hooked.