CandyCrib

Candy Crib sounds like the kind of mobile game your sister-in-law plays when she’s not trying to sell MLM yoga pants to everyone she knows, but names can be deceiving. You already know I wouldn’t be writing up some SFW app here at ThePornDude, which means we’ve got something much better in store that matching tiles for imaginary points. The candy in this crib is more metaphorical, and arguably a whole hell of a lot sweeter than any gas-station impulse buy.

So, what exactly is CandyCrib.com? The company’s been around for years now, branching out from glamour modeling into the world of webcam peep shows. They’ve evolved further over the last few years, and now I’d describe them as an amateur content platform full of models hawking homebrew smut. The big question with these sites is what separates them from the big boy on the block, OnlyFans. These guys offer a couple nice little twists on the format, so without any further ado, let’s see what they are.

Like OnlyFans, but You Can Browse It

I’ve made the same basic complaints about OnlyFans so many times over the years that I get a little tired of rehashing them. The thing is, I can’t review a site like Candy Crib without pointing these things out. One thing I liked about this joint right away is that they don’t waste your time trying to look SFW from out front. I was greeted first thing by thumbnail images of babes in lingerie, women sucking dick and chicks getting nailed by their boyfriends.

The new-school DIY format always features more solo content than the pro sites, but there’s a fair amount of hardcore here. Overall, there’s a nice range of porn categories with a menu to browse from. OnlyFans basically makes their creators and fans find each other on other platforms, but CandyCrib.com has made discovery much, much easier. I do wish they included more “Crib Categories”, but hey, it’s definitely a big improvement over the big OF. The full search menu has a nice menu of tags to choose from.

Another big difference I noticed right away was the monetization setup. You can pay a few bucks a pop to subscribe to your favorite models or unlock content, just like you can on OnlyFan and every knockoff. Unlike most of the other platforms, though, CandyCrib also offers a Premium membership with access to a whole shitload of content.

The Premium plan here is a little bit pricey compared to a single OnlyFans subscription or your average paysite. The regular rate is £35, or about $44 for the Americans in the audience. Longer plans are cheaper, but still expensive compared to a joint like PornDudeCasting. It's an inclusive membership, but it’s not all-inclusive. You’ll still have to buy the other stuff separately.

With the Premium CandyCrib membership, you’ll unlock a couple big sections of Premium pics and videos. I’d love to give you some hard numbers regarding just how much content is included, but the endless-scroll presentation makes it difficult to gauge the full size and scope of the stash. I just kept clicking Show More, and the list kept expanding with no end in sight.

Is There Anything for the Cheapskates?

As you’re probably well aware by now, OnlyFans has a lot of free content, but it’s really fucking hard to find unless you’ve got a roadmap. That’s why I made a whole list of the best Free OnlyFans Accounts here at ThePornDude. CandyCrib.com also features a ton of free content, but unlike their major competitor, it’s really easy to find around here.

Subscriptions cost money, but you can Follow cribs for free. I spent some time clicking Follow buttons, stocking my masturbatory shelves with sultry blondes, curvy redheads and tatted-up goth girls. I saw an older review of the site that said it was all white girls, but the roster seems to have filled out a bit more since then. It is mostly chicks in the UK, though, and the demographics reflect that.

I did notice something slightly concerning as I was making my way through the Models page. I had the baes sorted by Newest, and there are chicks at the very top of the list who haven’t been active in a month or two. I wish you could sort by recent activity, which might offer a better sense of how quickly the site is growing.

Looking at the Latest Pictures and Latest Videos out on the front page, I realized the models who posted the very freshest material haven’t been active on the site in a week. That’s a bummer, because it suggests they’re not gaining enough traction on CandyCrib to keep coming back on the daily. This is one of the biggest shortcomings of most OnlyFans clones, since they’re only pulling a fraction of the traffic as OF. Self-made pornstars go where the money is.

What About Those Webcams?

I found a similar story of inactive profiles as I made my way to the Candy Crib Live Cams section. I think this was their bread and butter before the rise of OnlyFans, and maybe it was a better platform back in the day. As I type this up around lunchtime in the US, evening in the UK, every last model has a red dot on her profile pic. None of them are online, so if you want a sexy video chat, you’ll have to make an appointment.

It's a janky menu, too, featuring 25 pages of model thumbnails and not a single way of reshuffling the stack. You can’t dial in your preferences for hair color, ethnicity or body type like you can on most cam sites, nor check fetishes off a list or choose your price range.

Interestingly, most of the cam models on CandyCrib are American. As I mentioned earlier, UK babes populate the rest of the site. Click a cam model and it’ll pull up her crib feed, just like the gals in other parts of the site. Not all of the cam girls take advantage of the full feature set, but I found a few with more content for sale.

Prices for webcam shows are listed right below the preview pics, which is one of the best things I can say about this section of Candy Crib. It takes some of the guesswork and negotiation out of the equation, because who wants to think numbers when you’re all hard and drippy? Most chicks are asking $4 for private chats and $2.50 for group chats, which ain’t too bad. I just wish there were some women online and ready to rock right now.

CandyCrib vs OnlyFans

As with OnlyFans, Candy Crib can get expensive, even if you’re grabbing up all the free content you can. The Premium plan includes a fair amount of fap fodder, but I kept getting distracted by beautiful women selling smut separately. If you have low willpower, you’re bad with money or you fall in love easily, you might want to set a budget before you step inside.

I talk a lot of shit about how you can’t find anything on OnlyFans, but it’s a double-edged sword in some ways. CandyCrib makes discovery so easy that I kept stumbling upon more content I just needed to unlock. I lost track of how many credits I spent unlocking galleries of this thick, gorgeous babe named Darkfacephantom. Maybe I should have pulled the trigger on a subscription instead…

Candy Crib also offers that sense of intimacy that helped OnlyFans take off that weird year when we all stayed home. You can hit up your favorite models directly, and unlike the comment sections of the free tubes, they’ll actually read what you had to say. If you want the best chitchat, don’t forget to tip the girls!

CandyCrib.com is a nice-looking adult content platform that fixes some of the major issues you always run into at OnlyFans. My favorite thing is just how easy they’ve made their site to peruse in search of content, so you shouldn’t have any issue finding something you want to shake your dick at. The inclusive Premium membership is also a nice touch, offering access to a wide selection of their growing catalog. The only real issue here is just one of viewer volume, as the general lack of traffic means it’s less profitable for models to spend their time here. I’d love to see this one grow more popular and expand, so go take a poke around and see what it does for you. There are plenty of freebies, my dudes.