Magma Film

I half expected MagmaFilm to be an educational flick about volcanoes when I first heard the name, but then again, I don’t often get requests from teachers to take a look at their learning materials. No, my visitors around here tend to have other things on their minds, like big titties, beautiful women, and a whole lot of dirty sex. Maybe that’s what the Magma in the title is hinting at: these films are as hot as molten rock!

MagmaFilm.com calls themselves “The #1 Collection of German Hardcore Porn,” which is a pretty big-dicked brag in a country of around 84 million people. That said, I couldn’t immediately think of another German site with a higher profile, so maybe they’re onto something; their 50,000 monthly visitors certainly suggest something you can bust a nut to on the regular. Incidentally, I’m horny and looking for something to watch while I fill up the ol’ cum sock, so let’s see how this pyroclastic sexy cinema treats me.

Getting Hot as Hell with Magma Film

The moment I pulled up the MagmaFilm front page, I was greeted by a sultry chick staring at the camera with a mouth full of cock. The presentation does feel a little bit dated, but honestly, that’s to be expected on a site that’s been around as long as these guys have. The domain was registered way back in 2004, though it looks like the library only goes back to 2012. Either way, that’s elder age on the internet; if grandpa’s been peddling smut this long, he probably knows exactly what he’s doing. The site’s longevity alone should back that up.

I wouldn’t chock their popularity up to brand recognition alone. There’s also the matter of the dirty movies. One of the first things I noticed on the tour page was the wide range of naughty scenarios and depraved sex acts they’re depicting. The latest releases feature lesbians, big titty MILFs, anal sex and threesomes. I see women getting boned in mansions, dicked down poolside, fucking out in the woods, and swallowing hog in crowded sex clubs.

Since they’re a German site, American masturbators might not recognize as many of the stars of Magma Film as they might on other sites. That said, they’re shooting with a beautiful, international range of models. They’ve worked with legends like Asa Akira, Sasha Grey and Lisa Ann, and I even spotted my friend Anissa Kate in a nice, fat handful of fuck flicks. (Make sure to check out her scene on PornDudeCasting if you’re a fan!)

Previews are pretty limited, but you can watch some silent montages of recent films out on the MagmaFilm.com tour page. I would have preferred full-on free trailers, but hey, I’ll take this over those fake “Play” buttons that just send you to the signup page on so many other sites. After gawking at a few deathly quiet scenes of finger cuffing, butt stuffing and public fucking, I had to make my way inside.

A Stack of German Porn for the Ages

Memberships for MagmaFilm.com are thirty bucks a month, like they are anywhere else, with okay discounts on longer plans. There’s also a two-day trial for a buck, but I’d recommend setting a reminder on your phone to reconsider after 40 hours or so. If you let it rebill, you end up paying $40 a month instead of the usual price. Consider it a laziness fee or a forgetfulness tax.

When a site doesn’t list content numbers out front, I often assume it’s because they’ve got an understocked library. MagmaFilm’s an older site, so I expected a sizable collection even though they don’t tell you how many videos they’ve got until you get inside. Turns out I was right, because the current stack includes nearly 1700 videos, 900 galleries and 400 DVDs. Most of the DVDs break up into 4 or 5 videos, with a few outliers on either side.

They’re dropping a shitload of updates, too. I’m happy if I see one new release per week on any paysite, but these guys are putting out something fresh every other day or so. Run times vary a lot, but most are a little shorter than your average American porno. There are a ton of scenes running 15 to 20 minutes, with some occasional shorts under ten and the occasional hourlong sexual marathon. I wish you could reshuffle the stack by duration, but it was just not to be.

As I type this up, they literally just uploaded a new threesome movie called Busty Babe Enjoys a Fuck Fest. It’s the sixth installation of their Lesben Spezial series, with mouthwatering tags like Public Nudity, Rough Sex, Femdom and Orgasm. It’s times like this that I wish I had a third hand, because it’s so hard typing these reviews with just one set of sticky fingers.

Jerking Off to Magma Films

For my official fap test of the Magma Film porno stash, I figured I’d shake my dick at one of the recent releases. I prefer longer dirty movies so I can really settle in and enjoy myself, so I gravitated to a half hour piece called Big Tit Fuck Story. It’s part of the MagmaFilms series Die Dirndljager, which translates roughly to The Skirt Chaser. Hey, that sounds like me!

The movie opens with a pair of hikers looking at a map, apparently lost in the woods. It’s an interracial scene with a gorgeous, short-haired ebony chick and a blonde German dude, and I wanted to see that gal get fucked the moment I saw that body. The setup is cinematic, well shot and edited, and the whole intro might feel at home in an indie drama.

The duo discovers an old shack in the woods and knock on the door. Nobody’s home, which works out for us, because they finally start touching each other about five minutes into the scene. It takes another few minutes for the tits to come out, and while it’s a slow start, it gives the whole thing a very sensual vibe. It feels very much like peeking in on a couple having some fun in the forest.

The lighting is gorgeous, one of the benefits of shooting out in the sun, and our starlet’s skin looks mouthwatering as the clothes come off. I’m not sure where MagmaFilms found this chick, Zaawaadi, but I’ll be looking her up later. She’s only got one scene on the site, but maybe she’s active elsewhere. With that body and those talents, she should be!

There’s a blowjob that segues into a nice pussy eating scene before the penetration begins nearly halfway through the Magma Film. Zaawaadi’s on a picnic table, legs up and moaning while she gets that twat hammered. Camerawork is lovely, alternating between a couple different handheld shots so we don’t miss a thing.

When the doggystyle and ass-slapping started, I knew I needed this one for my permanent offline spank bank. Magma Film memberships include downloads, so don’t be shy about saving your favorites. Hell, collecting dirty movies is how I started on my road to becoming the world-famous Porn Dude!

There’s some porno comedy at the very end of the scene when the shack’s owner comes home from cutting grain or whatever it is you do with a scythe. He lingers at the edge of the house, holding his Grim Reaper implement as he watches Zaawaadi get her chocolate flesh painted with a creamy vanilla frosting. Our heroes run away naked, a bit of levity after getting off. Hopefully you’ve also finished by this point, but you can always rewind and keep fapping.

MagmaFilm.com is a German porn site with a distinctly different vibe that what we often think of when we hear the phrase “Euro porn”. I think the catalog here is more similar to its American counterparts than the fun but low-fi smut coming out of Eastern Europe, with high production values, a gorgeous range of world-famous starlets, and a truly wide range of depravity. The American sites might have more recognizable faces, but these guys have exactly the kind of range, size, and perks I look for in a good paysite. Previews are unfortunately pretty limited, but those silent montages and DVD covers will give you an idea of what’s inside.