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Record Jerk has kind of a funny name, because the first thing it made me think of was some hipster trying to hunt down rare vinyl on the internet. Picture it: some dude with a manbun sipping an IPA while browsing the web for an old Neutral Milk Hotel record, but instead of finding a music shop, he stumbles upon thousands of naked women shaking their boobies at the camera. I’d probably forget all about trying to spend money and just spend the afternoon filling an old gym sock with sperm. I’ve got Spotify, anyway.

The title here ain’t implying a music store for assholes; it’s telling you what they do, and what you’ll probably end up doing. RecordJerk.cam is a free webcam archive recording samples of shows so you don’t have to miss out while you’re working, sleeping, or having boring sex with your boring wife. The domain hasn’t even been around very long, but seeing as they’re already pulling hundreds of thousands of visitors a month, I’m guessing they’ve got an enticing collection of samples. Of course, I’m not going to give any platform my seal of approval without first giving it the ol’ test fap, so let’s see how RecordJerk compares to the other guys.

If Cam4 Fucked xHamster and Had a Baby

RecordJerk will look immediately familiar to anybody who masturbates regularly on the internet. They’ve got the same wall-of-thumbnails format you expect from any free tube, with a color scheme that mimics the ubiquitous Pornhub style. If you couldn’t read, it’d be the little preview pics themselves that give away the gimmick here. This ain’t your typical grab bag of paysite samples and short iPhone blowjobs you find on the typical tubes.

All of the women who greeted me out front (and the one stray dude) were in front of webcams in their bedrooms, not getting smashed while a professional cameraman captured the action. That said, it seems to be a well-curated collection of webcam videos samples, because I only see one chick who looks fully dressed. Everyone else is in lingerie, naked, or is otherwise exposed.

Most, in fact, seem to be actively putting on a show. Webcam enthusiasts know that cam performances often begin with a clothed chick staring at her camera, and to be frank, a lot of them don’t progress beyond that. RecordJerk seems to be recording samples of the more popular gals, the ones who always have viewers tossing coins into the hat. As soon as I hit the front page, I saw girls masturbating with fingers, dildos and simulated male torsos; a babe spreading her asshole for the camera; and even one gal working over her boyfriend’s well-lubed dingdong.

I flipped through a few pages of recent RecordJerk.cam uploads, and the variety unfolded even more. There’s a killer range of webcam action going on here. In no time at all, I found BBWs in BDSM gear, robot-loving sluts getting hammered by fuck machines, a chick fisting herself, ebony lesbians pleasuring each other, and straight couples fucking hard.

I clicked on a thumbnail of a babe fucking herself with what looked to be a broom handle. Beneath the video, I saw a beautiful sight: an extensive list of video tags like Anal, Ebony, Dirty Talk and Big Tits. For once, it looked like a webcam samples archiver finally grabbed up the tags from the original webcam site. These sites tend to be difficult to search because they skip the tagging, and it looked like Record Jerk finally solved the problem.

Unfortunately, my excitement was premature. Turns out, you can’t click any of those tags, nor can you even type them into the search bar. As with other webcam tubes, the search function here only digs through the usernames. The tag lists beneath the videos suggest they’re putting the infrastructure in place, though. RecordJerk.cam would really set themselves apart from the other platforms if they can make those tags searchable.

Growing Faster Than My Dick in Church

As I’ve been poking around Record Jerk and writing up this review, I’ve periodically been making my way back to the front page. Every time I do, there’s a fresh new crop of webcam recordings samples waiting for me. They’re adding new videos samples to the pile every couple minutes. Niche tubes can often be understocked, but the webcam subgenre just doesn’t suffer this issue. If you’ve ever visited hopping joints like Chaturbate or LiveJasmin, you understand why. The fun don’t stop—literally!

On the same note, it’s not quite clear which sites Record Jerk is recording samples from. I couldn’t find a list anywhere, not even on the model request page, nor could I find sources listed on the individual video pages. You can add your favorite models just by pasting the relevant link into the form, though. If you’ve got somebody in mind and she ain’t already on the roster, what have you got to lose? It's not like they’re asking for donations.

Given the setup, it seems like the whole thing is just going to keep snowballing, growing faster and faster with every request. RecordJerk hasn’t even been online very long, and they’ve already got over 420,000 videos samples in the stash. The operating costs for a platform like this have got to be sky high, and yeah, it all comes with a catch that we’ll get to shortly.

They do make at least one concession in the name of conserving resources: videos samples max out at one hour long. I’m not against the time limit in principle, but it’s just the nature of webcam shows that they tend to heat up near the end. In some cases, you’ll be getting the setup but not the punchline.

Putting the Jerk in Record Jerk

I went back to the RecordJerk.cam front page in search of something to use for my official fap test. The most recent thumbnail shows a thick-bottomed, tattooed girl with a big dildo at the ready, and it seemed like a great place to dig in. I clicked the link, opening the floodgates of spam.

Remember I mentioned how it’s got to be expensive to run a joint like this? Well, maybe why that’s why I found an absolute nightmare of spam. For real, the ads gave me a harder time here than any other site I’ve reviewed all year. I tried tweaking my adblock settings, but I still had a shitload of spam to contend with during my visit.

So, before I watched the video sample, I had to close a pop-up tab and click a bunch of X’s. Finally, the juicy mama appeared on the screen. She sat on a dildo and began soaping up her thicc body, jiggling her ass to the music along the way. In the end, it was definitely worth the spam I had to endure to get here.

The video sample was good enough that I figured I might want to save it for the permanent spank bank. RecordJerk has a Download button, so go ahead and stock up. You’ll get redirected to another site and have to contend with still more spam, but hey, it’s free smut and you get to keep it forever. Try that with fucking OnlyFans and see how far you get!

RecordJerk.cam is a solid webcam sample archive, but if I had my way, I’d make a couple changes. The spam is bad enough that I’m sure it’s losing them visitors, making it an obvious place to start. There’s also the matter of all those tags I saw beneath the videos. If Record Jerk could implement a workable, searchable tagging system, they’d stand hand and shoulders against the other cam libraries out there. These things are a bitch to search for specific types of content, and masturbators can be a particular bunch.

At the end of the day, RecordJerk.cam gets a general recommendation to webcam fans who aren’t online 24-7, but still want to see everything their favorite camwhore is getting up to. Type a couple of your favorite names into the search bar and see what comes up, and you can always request a model if she ain’t being recorded just yet. You’ll have to close some ads along the way, but once you get a video playing, it’s all smooth one-handed sailing.