BreedMe

Breed Me porn! Well, ain't breedme.com one hell of a name? It's fucking raw and to the point, just the way I like it. The obvious conclusion here is that breedme.com is all about creampies, impregnation, and all that sticky shit, but you need to know way more about any paysite before you drop your cash. Well, to begin with, breedme.com looks damn fine, and secondly, this is one of those situations where you get a shitload of bonus content for the price of one membership plan. I suggest you fucking stay around and read what I have to say about breedme.com. It's really important. Vamos, motherfuckers!

Looking weird and insanely hot at the same damn time

The logo of breedme.com looks like it belongs in a clinic. You know, the silhouette of a pregnant chick is not something you would expect to find on a porn site, and maybe nobody should ever be prepared for something like that. Breedme.com went one extra step to spice it all up by choosing that hospital shade of blue for its logo.

You know me! My views on porn are quite fucking broad, and I’ve cum to dig impregnation after I watched Angela White running a fertility clinic on some other paysite some time ago. It's all fine. All I want you to understand is that breedme.com is focused on creampies, but not in the way where creampies are nothing but money shots at the end of a porn movie. Nah, everything here revolves around creampies, so if that's your cunt of tea, knock yourself out.

Design-wise, breedme.com really looks wicked. The homepage shows behind-the-scenes videos, trending vids, a part of the models' list, as well as a partial list of all websites that get unlocked for anyone who decides to pay for breedme.com. At the very bottom of the site, breedme.com shows a pretty lengthy trailer where everything is actually laid out for you. This one trailer is enough for you to grasp the vibe of this joint.

A couple comes to this imaginary clinic to ask for a doctor's advice. The chick is a brunette in her twenties with small tits a natural body, wearing minimum makeup and normal clothes. You know, her original idea was talking to the doctor, not fucking him! They talk and shit, and then the old guy starts the examination by tasting the brunette's cunt juices. I guess he wants to check her pussy's PH level the old-fashioned way. As if that wasn't odd enough, especially considering the fact that her husband is there, not to leave the office for a second, the doctor whips his cock out and starts banging the chick in all existing fuck positions. Throughout the way, the brunette's hubby holds her hand while she is on a hardcore mission to get knocked up. Everything is damn unique and in HD, just the way we all like it.

Let me discuss the prices first

You know, no matter how much I try to leave the money talk for the end, I can’t stand that payment shit hanging over my head while I write about porn. Let me tell you the prices for breedme.com and get that crap off my chest, so I can focus on the good stuff for the rest of this review. Let's face it, the prices are the first thing you motherfuckers are gonna look for anyway, so let me save you the trouble of scrolling all the way down.

The price of the monthly plan is $19.90/month. Then you have the 3-month membership priced at $13.27/month, and finally, the annual plan costs $7.90/month. As usual, the longer the plan, the better the deal. So, the shit you get for your money? First of all, know that you unlock 13 or so sites, so a whole clusterfuck, for the price of one membership. Some of the bonus sites are shadyspa.com, petite18.com, seemomsuck.com, and finishhim.com.

In cases like this, it's fucking stupid to even bring up the topic of diversity. With over a dozen websites in your hands, you are sure to get enough diversity to cover all your kinks. Depending on the site, you get milfs, 18+ teens, handjobs, creampies, threesomes, and whatnot, so considering all this, you definitely get a good bang for your buck. The membership prices here are a damn bargain, and you know it. Now, let's move on.

HD videos with picture galleries included

What I really dig about breedme.com is how obvious, easy, and transparent this shit is. I'm sick and fucking tired of paysites that think one shitty picture with no trailers or anything is enough to make people fork over their cash. Nope, that’s not how it fucking works. With breedme.com, you get a full list of videos, all with trailers. That's fucking cool because you don't need to hunt down reviews. Just check out the trailer and see if it gets your cock hard.

Every movie comes with a short description, the model’s name, its length, and a trailer. Now, the dates on breedme.com show they upload one new flick a month. Sometimes it’s twice a month, which still isn’t great, but hey, don’t forget that breedme.com is part of a network. You’ll have new shit to jerk off to every damn day. Maybe not from breedme.com itself, but overall, you will.

Yeah, I mention picture galleries in the subtitle. The number of pics inside each of these galleries is fucking insane. Check this shit out - Busty Brunette Payton Presley 552 pictures, Fertile and Flexible Tera Winters 678 pictures, She Is Fertile Ruby Moon 681 pictures...a damn pile of pics! Now, bear in mind that breedme.com holds around 50 videos in total. I know that's not a lot when it comes to videos (don't make me bring up that network talk again), but when it comes to pictures, it's fucking a lot.

Downloads included

Yup, once you go VIP here, you unlock downloads, and that means a whole lot of creampies for your offline smut bank. The streaming happens in HD here, and the downloads are equally impressive. Now, I don't want to bullshit you with the downloads talk. You know why it matters! What you don't know is that breedme.com has a 24/7 customer service, meaning that the site is fucking professional and focused on user experience. When you make any sorts of payments, shit could hit the roof, so it's always good to know that you have in your corner who'll help you sort that shit out.

Speaking of user experience, I need to focus on breedme.com some more. The site is free of any ads, and it's good that it's like that. You can't fucking imagine how I hate ads-packed paysite! I would rip them fucking apart! Anyways, the Videos section can be filtered by the date, popularity, and ranking criteria. The thing is that breedme.com is still very small, so you don't need a lot of filters to begin with, but I guess that all other websites that belong to the same network as breedme.com work on a similar principle.

The list of models can be sorted by ranking, and all the model pages have info like the chick's age group, rating, and the number of views. Speaking of models, this list is fucking packed with names like Cherry Kiss, Lily Lane, Lexi Lore, and Jasmine Wilde. As you can fucking see, no amateur hoes work for breedme.com clinic! Only the best sluts for the best creampie scenes, and that's something that should stay etched in your damn brain. Make that payment with a smile on your face! You get the best you can for your buck.

It's affordable and it's damn hot

You could say that breedme.com is a fetish site. It's kinky, that's for damn sure, and the cuckold vibe in some of these flicks only adds up to the excitement. The content is fucking lit! It's in HD, the models are professionals, and overall, breedme.com sticks with its creampie theme. Members can download the movies and enjoy huge fucking picture galleries. The site is easy to navigate, with all the crucial info right there where everyone can fucking see it.

So, there you have it! Another chance for you to pay one fucking payment and unlock the whole goddamn network. That’s the best fucking scenario in the world of paysites, so grab this chance by the balls. It’s gonna pay off big time, and you might never need another subscription for years to cum. Invest in high-end porn, motherfucker! You fucking deserve it! Enjoy!