Dancing Bear

Dancing Bear porn! Look, I get it. You trust your wife or girlfriend, and she trusts you, too. She's even sitting in the living room watching the goddamn Bachelor while you're sitting on the can trying to get a fap in right now. She wouldn't dare think you're the type of guy to jerk off to porn. That's where she's wrong. You're a nasty pervert, but don't worry; she's even worse. Do you remember when your girl asked for a girl's night out? Yeah, that was a girl's night away from you, so she could go with her friends to get a crew of girthier cocks. She's not so different from the thots over here at Dancing Bear. Dancing Bear is where your favorite porn sluts gather around in a rented-out strip club in cities like Miami for a cock-fest of a lifetime.

It's dinner with a show. The male performers sling their meat around, and the chicks feast on their shafts and thick white loads. You've never seen bitches so hungry for cum and cock until you've been on this site. There aren’t many good CFNM sites anymore, and if you've been a porn freak like me for a while, you've seen this one before scrolling through sample videos on the hub. I've got to say, with a shit load of handjobs with clothed chicks, this shit takes the cum-filled cake with bukkakes in front of other groups of women, insane deepthroating blowjobs with cheers from other slutty chicks, ass-fucking, pussy-pounding, and a hell of a lot more where that came from if you're a subscriber.

When you join, you won't have to wonder what your woman is doing behind closed doors with her friends — you already know she's getting her freak on with other fellas' flesh, my dudes! Anybody who has been in a relationship with a baddie fears that some taller, wealthier, more handsome mother fuckers like me will run into her and end up taking her home for an episode of Porn Dude Casting. That's only happened a few times, but that's not the point. But seeing the pure joy of these chicks cheating on their man gives me no hope for you single fuckers out there. Just get you a roster of raunchy thots who are willing to dome your dick, and make sure they both like each other, too. That's always fun. Then you'll be like me and the Dancing Bear douchebags — getting slobbed on the knob by two baddies swapping spit and cum.

The Perfect CFNM Fap

Some people don't have to see naked chicks in porn. Sometimes, it's the thrill of knowing that a chick could be nude, but she's just so hungry for a thick load and a hard sausage in her mouth that she doesn't think to take off her clothes. I've always seen Dancing Bear as an perfect CFNM fapping site, but I understand some of you fuckers may think it's old-school smut. Maybe it's just me being a mother fucker who smashes chicks wearing a mascot head — there's just something about this shit. Plus, the website has pretty much been the same since the site's origins. I first discovered Dancing Bear and had two thoughts: one, where the fuck do they get all those horny chicks that aren't pornstars in the crowd? And two, who in the hell came up with such a silly, sexy idea for a porn site? Bang Bros! I figured, mainly because they use the same actresses (other than the extras) and primarily shoot in Miami.

One Big Perverted Party

My first impressions take me back to what I would consider the glory days of porn. Who remembers when the sites were a little shitty but still got the job done and gave you a shit load of cum-worthy content? That's kind of how Dancing Bear still is. Don't get me wrong, it's not a complete shit website, but you're not going to get a lot of those modern premium features you'd find on other paid porn sites. When you enter, they give you that 18+ warning, letting you horny bastards know that they aren't playing around when it comes to the law. I respect that, especially in these times. When you're inside, it turns into a gonzo group-sex paradise. Sure, Bang Bros has made a fuck ton of great pornos over the years down in SoFlo, but when it comes to originality, Dancing Bear has always stood out to me. There's something about binge-watching a bunch of cock-hungry hoes acting like they're cheering on male strippers while they beg for their dicks.

Usually, at a strip joint for women, all they get is a little tease from a Magic Mike mother fucker, and if they're lucky, maybe an ass slap. But here in Miami, on the Dancing Bear set, they go all out — I'm talking blowjobs, six chicks on one dick, chicks getting fucked in front of their friends as they cheer, etc. It's a porn party, my dudes! If you live in Miami, and your girl said she's going out with her friends to a club (especially if it's in the day), check that shit real quick. Hey, you don't know if her freaky little friends met some Miami MILFs and have decided to have a "girls day." In this case, it means swallowing loads and getting creampies from male strippers at a rented-out club for a porn video. Don't worry, if you're already into this shit and your wife has done something like that or you're nervous that she might have, you'll find out soon, my guy.

The Pros of Subscribing to Dancing Bear

Regarding the best shit that Dancing Bear offers all of you horny bastards, you can't deny that this is a porn paradise for CFNM lovers. There are a lot of sites out there with this fetish, and although I prefer a room full of naked thots getting dicked down, there's something so hot about these chicks who keep their clothes on for the whole goddamn scene. You can get a good look at what I'm talking about when you pull up the page — this shit has dozens of scene trailers, so you know what you're getting your dick into before purchasing. As far as purchases go, I'm pretty sure this shit costs the same as BangBros. A 12-month subscription costs $9.99 monthly, billed annually in a single payment of $119.99. The 3-month plan is priced at $19.99 per month, with a one-time fee of $59.99 for three months if you want to pay in full.

A 30-day subscription is available for $29.99, billed monthly at $29.99. Lastly, a 7-day trial option costs $1.00 for the first week, billed initially at $1.00. With all those sweet, sexy deals before you, you'll gain access to the hottest goddamn group porn since that old Rocco Siffredi group sex scene with over fifty fuckers in a room. These women are cum-crazy, and it's not just a bunch of famous porn sluts that you've seen repeatedly. What I love about Dancing Bear is that it appears that there are so many chicks in these videos that you probably won't even notice any famous pornstars. It's like you're watching a gonzo-style strip club full of hung mother fuckers getting sucked off by regulars. Sometimes there’s not enough dick to go around so you’ll have multiple chicks trying to suck the sperm out of one dude’s shaft. What a lucky bastard!

Dancing Bear Cons & Recommendations

Of course, it's not always about bumping music and bops getting sperm-splashed down their throats. Sometimes you have to step away from the sticky keyboard, clean all the cum off your junk and fingers, and be honest about the real potential that Dancing Bear has. Even though I'm a big fan, I have a few recommendations that might help some of those old customers that got away come back for more fap time. One way they could do that is by adding more unique scenarios — I get tired of the strip club, living room, and bachelor party scenery. I'd recommend a beach or villa with a private pool. They could even make it look more cinematic, like providing roleplay scenarios with a cheating fiance at a bachelorette party or a girl's trip to an island of hung Dancing Bears.

You can't go wrong with Dancing Bear if you fuck with CFNM, which is probably why half of you horny bastards already whipped out your goddamn credit card. Now, you already know as you're putting in your card number that this shit isn't free, but for some of you fuckers, you're too cheap to subscribe to anything these days. Take it from me, someone who makes content: freeloading your faps isn't the way, my guy. If you're serious about stroking and you still watch all your porn for free, are you even a true porn fan? As someone who runs through chicks on Porn Dude Casting, even I have a whole list of subscriptions to sites like Dancing Bear and Bang Bros. And I get it, some of you fuckers aren't loaded like me — even though the subscription prices are fair, it may not be for everyone.

Join Dancing Bear

Dancing Bear is one of those websites that will bust your nut and make you question the integrity of some of these hoes. Of course, it's not just bachelorette parties; this is your average night out for chicks like this. If you're married, the chances that your wife has probably done something like this is at least 70%. The good news is that she probably wasn't in a Dancing Bear video. However, if she's anything like these thots, she had to have one last group BBC experience before she locked up her pussy for your dick only. I'm not a therapist, and this isn't licensed advice, but that's why I don't get married. I'd prefer just smash a bunch of porn stars who are honest about their slutty behavior, but that's just me.

Hell, maybe you're a single, porn-addicted pervert who loves the idea of a bunch of women gathering around to get meat slung in their faces. Hey, whatever gets you stroking your salami, my guy. Sure, sometimes seeing two people fuck is all you need. One of the things I look for in a good porn series is uniqueness. I like that Dancing Bear gives a unique perspective on how a chick can go from slow clapping for a dancing mascot to giving a full-on tuggy to a hung buff mother fucker in just five minutes. Seriously, the most shy chicks in these videos end up being the sickest sluts in the room. If Bang Bros doesn't decide to return to this series, at least you can still subscribe and look back on some of the most insane perverted parties you'll ever witness. Enjoy, fuck-face!