Unclothy

Unclothy might be the weirdest sounding title I’ve seen attached to a porn site lately, but we’re arguably living in weird times. The name could be a cuddly, anthropomorphic dishrag in the latest Pixar flick, but instead, it’s another website designed to help you jack off. This one couldn’t have even existed just a few years ago, so prepare to have your mind absolutely blown if you just woke up from a coma or escaped from prison. We just might be living in the future, my dudes.

So, what the hell is Unclothy.com? It’s a new service that makes instant, custom deepfakes without any real effort on your part. The domain was registered barely a week ago as I type this up, but as we’ll see, the website is just a window to another place--a place where magic happens. I’m sure that sounds like sheer gibberish to the average internet masturbator, so let’s get right into it, shall we?

The Future of Deepfakes, Today

It’s still weird to me that deepfakes never really took off in a big way. These next-generation fakes look so much realer than the old-time cut and paste jobs, and when they started hitting the web, I really expected them to become the next big thing. Maybe people are just turned off by the fakeness of it all, but I’ve always assumed they’d be more popular if the technology were more accessible.

I reviewed a few of the early deepfake creation apps to pop up in the last few years, and the results were always hit or miss. They took so much trial and effort just to bang out something even halfway passable. Photoshop was no longer required, but at the end of the day, you still had to be some kind of tech wizard to pull off a real high-quality fake.

With the rise of Artificial Intelligence in 2023, things have changed dramatically. I’m not sure if you’ve been farting around with the AI Porn Sites I’ve got ranked and reviewed here at ThePornDude, but the niche and the technology are developing at a crazy rate. The same futuristic voodoo is powering apps like Unclothy, but these robots are imagining what’s under the clothes instead of dreaming up whole-ass fake women.

The samples on the Unclothy.com website are sure impressive, showing beautiful clothed women transforming into beautiful naked women. If you’ve developed an eye for these things over the past year or so, you might notice they’re all clearly AI-generated chicks, before and after the nudification process. I couldn’t wait to try it with some real photos.

I bet you’re itching to try it, too, huh? Well, the good news is that there’s a free trial. The bad news is that it’s limited to just two free credits, but you can earn more freebies by inviting your friends. If you need more, credits start at 15 for a buck, with significant discounts on fatter packages; a tenner will get you 500 credits, or you can score a thousand for under twenty bones.

A Robot That Lives on Telegram

I mentioned in the intro that Unclothy.com is like a window to the actual service, so let me explain what I mean by that. The website doesn’t actually do anything except give you an idea how their platform works, and then point you in the right direction. That direction? A Telegram link.

I’m sure there are some readers out there going, “Telegram? Weren’t they largely phased out decades ago?” I ain’t talking about the old electric telegraphy services like Western Union, grampa; I’m talking about the messaging app that’s still got a pretty niche userbase. I rarely hear it mentioned outside certain circles, but you might have to sign up today. At least, you will if you want to use Unclothy.

As long as you’re not some kind of tech moron, you shouldn’t have any trouble setting up Telegram, so I’m not going to walk you through it. Once you’re ready to rock, just hit the Get Started button at the top of Unclothy.com’s front page. That’ll open up the app and connect you with the Uncloth Bot.

There’s a demo function that will undress a real photo while you wait, giving you a better sample than on the website. Honestly, though, you should just bring your own photo to turn into a deepfake. That’s what I’m about to do right now.

Unclothing My First Unclothy Pic

Having to use Telegram does add another step to the Unclothy how-to, but they balance that out with a super simple, one-step process. Literally all you have to do is upload your picture. I started by sending them a photo I’d snapped of Kelsey Kane when she visited me at PornDudeCasting. She’s facing the camera, wearing an orange pair of panties, an official PornDude tee-shirt, and a beautiful smile.

The bot walks you through the process, first detecting the clothing in the photo, generating the image, and then upscaling it. The machine works fast as hell. I had my results in about 94 seconds, and to my surprise, it generated five nudes instead of just one.

They ain’t perfect, though. Kelsey was pulling on her shirt, which their bot merged into her fingers, resulting in a big-ass lump instead of a hand. She’s also got what looks like lacey fabric over her boobs and groin, so it ain’t exactly a nude. It did do a good job filling in her sexy figure, which had been hidden by the loose shirt.

I tried again, this time with Venus Vixen in a similar front-facing pose and outfit. This time, the results were highly realistic and entirely fapworthy. I’m not sure how to account for the discrepancy, but it must be some tiny little difference in the starter imagery. I don’t have the same eyes as the Unclothy bot, so I can’t tell what it saw and why that first image was so weird.

What Else Can This Bot Dream Up?

For my next experiment, I ran a photo of Cassie Del Isla through the Unclothy.com wringer. She’s facing the camera, which seems to work best for deepfake makers, but she’s kneeling and pulling her shirt up. Her boobs are still largely hidden, including her nipples, and I wanted to see how the robot handled it.

Given how weird that first pic came out, I had my doubts, but Unclothy surprised me. The resulting pic looks spectacular, especially the digitally uncovered titties. They did give her a really big clit, but hey, I ain’t complaing. I can still whack off to this.

The final photo I tried was Lolly Dames in a slightly more complex sitting pose, my attempt at ramping up the difficulty to test the limits of the AI. In case you haven’t noticed, I’ve been using pics of women who literally came over to my place to show me their naked bodies. Please be responsible with Unclothy and similar apps!

The bot completely removed Lolly’s official PornDude tee (available now in the PornDudeShop), but transformed her panties into a crotchless version of the same pair. Overall, it’s a great pic, with no apparent deformities caused by her unusual pose. These apps used to really struggle with anything outside of a front-facing, standing shot in tight clothing, and this is a stellar example of how far the technology has come in just the last year or so.

My only real complaint about Unclothy is just that the service doesn’t live on Unclothy.com, but as a bot on Telegram. That’s going to be a dealbreaker for a lot of potential users, especially with so many web-based deepfake generators popping up recently. At the same time, the simple one-step interface is going to be a major draw to folks who already use Telegram.

And that’s exactly who I’d recommend the service to first. Telegram users don’t have to do anything but send that bot a photo to see how powerful their Artificial Intelligence is when it comes to nudifying women. If you don’t yet have a Telegram account, you’ve got a few minutes of extra setup to do, which is way less effort than you would have put into making a fake nude a couple years ago. Would your results have been half as good? You already know the answer to that, so go ahead and hit up the bot when you want to see it done right and done well.