Family Strokes

FamilyStrokes! Staged taboo porn or family sex has seen a massive spike in popularity over the past few years. More specifically, faux taboo porn has become one of the most commonplace genres in the adult industry. What started as a small, niche market kink has quickly skyrocketed in demand to become as popular as any other genre in the mainstream porn market.

Thanks to sites like Family Strokes, Dad Crush, Sis Loves Me, Bratty Sis, and Step Siblings Caught, every dirty old pervert who has ever entertained the idea of getting a taste of the forbidden fruit of step-family members now has an abundance of content to choose from. Turns out you were far from alone in your formerly unspeakable desires to fuck your stepdaughters, stepsisters, and stepmothers—there is now a huge community of equally dirty old perverts with the same secret, taboo lusts.

Unleash Your Deepest, Darkest Desires (But Not Really…)

I’ll be taking a look at familystrokes.com today—probably one of the more popular and successful sites that cater to the demographic of pornophiles whose mouths water over those sexy sluts who are closest to them (and not blood-related…at least I hope that your mouth isn’t watering over your actual sisters and mothers; if so, you should probably click out of this review right now, open a new tab, and find yourself a decent therapist).

At first glance, Family Strokes is chock full of top-notch, high-quality, premium videos. Just scrolling down the site’s home page is enough to get your cock hard. The girls on Family Strokes are unbelievably sexy. And the situations that they often find themselves in are, admittedly, very hot (and super kinky). Most of the scenarios presented on Family Strokes involve sneaking around other family members in one way or another. One video, for example, starring Bambi Black (oh my god…!) is summarized under the extra-large thumbnail:

Bambi Black and her stepbrother are such good caretakers. They help their temporarily blind dad into the house gently and carefully, sitting him down on the couch and offering him their love and support…They sneak away while their blind dad is left alone in the dark and decide to start some foreplay in the hallway. Then, they give the old man some headphones so they can fuck in peace. Bambi sucks her step bro’s curved cock with verve and vigor before proceeding to ride him rambunctiously on the couch next to their blind dad. As she takes her step bro’s dick, in her tight, white pussy lips, her dad tries valiantly to regain his vision. Then, just as her stepbro busts his load all over Bambi, their dad comes to and can miraculously see again. Too bad he couldn’t see what his offspring were up to!

That should give you a pretty solid idea of the kind of content you’ll find on Family Strokes. They certainly don’t half-ass their videos in any way, shape, or form. As you can see, their videos are really well thought-out and thoroughly detailed in plot. Which is a good thing, seeing as this entire genre of porn hinges entirely on storyline and situation. In other words, the story has to be good, the entire fantasy depends on it!

Good Ol’ Fashioned Fuckin’

Family Strokes doesn’t compromise their outstanding level of quality hardcore porn in lieu of storyline either. The good ol’ fashioned fucking does not get lost in the circumstance of the plot. Like I said before, their actresses are some of the hottest I’ve ever seen (not to mention some of the most skilled performers as well). Beyond the fucking and the talent being so grade-A, the quality of the cinematography is on point as well. All HD videos on Family Strokes, with some expert camera work to boot.

Clean and Dirty Fun

I’m also a huge fan of the website’s design and layout. It’s a little bit different from the typical, sectioned-off layout of other comparable studios, and it’s not too cluttered. It’s nice and clean (and that’s exactly how I like my dirty videos to be). All you have is a simple matte black background, and a vertical list of giant thumbnails for each video, one on top of the other. Each video has under it the title (which they also seem to put a good deal of thought into—very nice touch), the average user rating (out of 100%), a “like” and “dislike” button, multiple download options (1080 HD, hi-res, low-res, pictures, and HD pictures), the date of publication, and the video’s in-depth synopsis. Other paid sites should take note: this is what is expected from a premium site’s design.

Speaking of what’s expected from a premium site, even though I’m already paying them, Family Strokes does still feel the need to advertise to me. Not as invasively as other paid sites, mind you, but the idea that a premium site would advertise at all in their members-only section is fucking obnoxious and unnecessary. Having said that, though, I do appreciate their efforts to keep their ads to a minimum, as well as only at the bottom of the page, or tucked off somewhere to the side. If you absolutely must have ads (and apparently a lot of fucking porn sites feel that it is an absolute need to do so), this is, by far, the best way to do so.

No Such Thing as Perfect…

Even though, overall, I am very impressed with Family Strokes, there are still just a few small things that I would have liked to have seen done with the site. Most paid sites, for example, have a page dedicated to a list of all the models who have ever starred in videos they’ve produced. Family Strokes, for some reason, does not.

But, as I said earlier, since the girls of Family Strokes are so insanely hot, this would definitely be a welcomed addition. This way, if I like a particular chick (the way that I fucking love Bambi Black), I don’t have to endlessly scroll through all of their videos to find out if she stars in any others; I could just click on her name and have a list of all the Family Strokes productions that she is featured in. It seems like common sense that they would have something like this.

It would also be nice if they had a list of related videos underneath whichever one you are currently watching. That is how I’ve found some of the best content I’ve ever seen, by stumbling upon stuff that is recommended to me based on my tastes. This also seems like a glaringly missing feature for a site that is, otherwise, so on top of its shit.

Whip Out Your Wallet, Then Your Dick

All in all, I fucking love Family Strokes. I think it’s a remarkably designed site with tons of amazingly high-quality videos and some of the sexiest women of the adult industry today. I like that they seem to put a great deal of thought into each and every video and that the execution of that creativity is equally exceptional.

My only other complaint (and, again, it’s not a huge one) is that sometimes in Family Strokes’ videos the camera lingers too long on aspects of the scene that I, frankly, don’t give a shit about. I don’t know about you, but when I’m watching porn, all I care about seeing is the action. The cameraman tries to get a little too creative sometimes by foregrounding the person being snuck around on (burring the actual fucking happening in the background) for just a little too long.

If I’m watching a video of a sexy stepsister getting fucked, for example, behind dad’s back, I don’t need 10 seconds zoomed in on dad’s face—you’ve already established that, just show that beautiful pussy getting pounded! But, then again, it isn’t that hard to just skip ahead 10-20 seconds if need be…

If you are one of the many sick, twisted fucks out there who enjoys the rush of ‘taboo’ pornography, I think that you will be very pleased with Family Strokes. It’s rare that I find a paid site that I actually think is well worth the money it costs to be a member, but Family Strokes has exceeded my expectations, and I can say with confidence that you will not be disappointed.

Okay, I hope you assholes found that review helpful; I know it can be hard to decide what sites are and are not worth paying for, but we found a good one here, fellas. I believe that my job here is done, so I’m going to go and try to find every video Bambi Black’s ever been in and enjoy the rest of my night. Happy fapping, fuckers!