The internet is full of, if nothing else, a bunch of crazy shit. Maybe you’ve seen some of it. Come on, don’t lie – no judgment here, amigo. We’ve all “accidentally” stumbled upon some fucked up shit on the internet that we will never be able to un-see. Who among us has not gone down a late-night rabbit hole of weird and morally ambiguous websites? Let go of your dick for a second and raise your fucking hand, because I know that you are one of the worst offenders of this. If for no other reason, curiosity will get you at one point or another.
In fact, there is so much fucked up and disgusting shit online that there are hundreds upon hundreds of websites dedicated to nothing else but providing sick fucks with the sick shit that they crave. Whether it’s snuff films, suicide videos, scat porn, or worse, you will have no trouble whatsoever finding any and everything there is to see on the internet. We all have this innately morbid curiosity within us to see fucked up shit. Nobody is immune to it. That’s why whenever there is a horrible car accident on the freeway, everyone and their mothers will slow down and careen their necks to try and get a glimpse at the fatal, twisted scene.
The same morbid impulse exists online, too, in the form of extreme porn sites. There is no shortage of free porn tubes and blogs dedicated to satisfying those darker urges of human interest. Whether it is a site like Extreme Tube or Motherless, the sickos always have a digital playground with which to revel in their bizarre and disgusting desires. If you are one of these people that likes to go down these dark rabbit holes from time to time, you are not alone. However, if you are one of these people that likes to fap it to scenes of abuse, gore, or the like, please shut down your computer right now and go find some help.
Whatever your motives are – fuck, I don’t need to know about them – you are in luck (if you can really call it that), because I have yet another free site full of crazy shit for you to check out. The site in question – which is called, rather appropriately, CrazyShit.com – may or may not burn images of violence or vile hedonistic pleasure into the back of your brain. But, from the looks of it, Crazy Shit has gotten relatively less crazy over the years.
Maybe a Little Tamer, but Definitely Still Fucked Up
I mean, don’t get me wrong, this site still has plenty of atrocious and shocking material to appease your inner sadomasochist and fry your psychological makeup for days to come, but it looks as if they have started to limit what can and cannot be posted – at least a little bit. A few years ago, for example, you may have stumbled upon videos of straight physical and sexual abuse. One video I recall seeing, in particular, a few years ago on Crazy Shit featured a dude jacking off and busting a nut on another guy who was very clearly beaten half to death on the ground.
Thankfully, it seems as if this level of Crazy has been curbed. Instead, you can expect to find tamer levels of crazy, that are, if anything, more interesting and raw and less strictly fucked up and sinister. Personally, being a man of relatively sound mental health, I welcome the change. And I hope that it stays this way. When I visit these darker corners of the internet, I want to be shocked in a thrilling, exciting way, not mentally scarred and traumatized. Nor do I want to see any site advocating brutality and abuse, no matter how interesting it may be to some. And fuck you if you disagree.
Today, though, Crazy Shit is much less likely to post videos of abuse. Instead, you can expect videos with titles like the first few on the site’s home page: “4 Weapons You Don’t Normally Bring to a Fight,” “WTF is Wrong with Japan (Vol. 4),” and “Dumbass of the Week Shoots Gun instead of Taser.” As you can see, there is definitely still some crazy shit to be seen here, just not as crazy as jacking off on a half-dead guy’s face. I’m sure you could still find videos like this on the site if you did a little digging (I’m sure as fuck not about to do it…). But, for all intents and purposes, Crazy Shit has gotten their shit together – at least when it comes to what they feature on their home page.
Content You Won’t Find Anywhere Else
In addition to bringing you a fuck ton of crazy, funny, and fucked up porn videos, Crazy Shit has plenty of non-porn content to “enjoy” as well (if you’re mentally deranged, that is). Some of the videos that get uploaded to this site are actually things that could be on the news (if the mainstream news outlets had any sort of backbone). One video that stood out to me in this regard was “Wounded ISIS Solider Abandoned by His own Squad.” I have no idea how the fuck the uploader got their hands on this video (maybe they were the wounded soldier who wanted to get back on his asshole squad for abandoning him), but Crazy Shit is full of similarly impossible to find leaks and uncensored current events content as well.
The site itself, at first glance, just kind of looks like a typical porn tube. At least in terms of design. You’ll find a site menu bar at the top of the page, and a gallery of organized thumbnails below it. The site menu bar allows you to browse by Top Categories (Accidents, Bizarre, Crazy Shit Productions, EXTREME CONTENT [this is probably where the real fucked up shit is stashed], Fail, Fan Tits [sweet], Fights, Funny, Random Nudity, Slutty, User Submissions, WTF, and All Categories). To the right of this dropdown menu of categories is a list of friend sites, such as Slut Roulette, Fap Chat, Porn Games, eFukt, Kaotic, Inhumanity, Daft Porn, Sex Dump, and – of course – yours truly. Say what you want about Crazy Shit’s poor taste in videos or moral fortitude, at least they know where to go for the best porn reviews on the web.
Above the site menu bar, you will find an area where you can access user uploads, VR sites, Videos, Pics, Submit, Log in, and Register. There is also a search bar, allowing you to get as fucked up and creative as you want with what you are looking for. The site design, beyond that, is pretty much what you expect from a porn site – a bunch of thumbnails that lead you to a separate page when clicked on. I will say that some of these thumbnails are a bit annoying because, instead of leading to a page on which you can watch them from Crazy Shit, they are actually links to other websites (Fleshed, Katoic, etc.).
Beware of Ads
In addition to having a few misleading and embedded hidden links to other sites, the ads on this site are out of control at times. And that may be the most fucked up thing about Crazy Shit. Just how invasive and worrying the popups are. This paired with the fact that McAfee warns you about the site being a risk from the moment you type it into your browser does not make you or your computer feel safe. But, then again, McAfee is notorious for being a conservative and prude piece of software, so, chances are, they identify it as a risk because of the questionable content the site provides. At least that’s what I hope. Probably going to run a virus scan once I exit the site anyway, just to be safe.
All in all, Crazy Shit is full of exactly what the site’s name implies: a bunch of fucked up and crazy shit. This is definitely not where I would go to get my fap on, that’s for damn sure, but if you want to fall down one of those rabbit holes that brings you to the darker recesses of the internet, Crazy Shit will definitely get you there. In addition to providing tons of extreme content, you will be able to register as a user, enabling you to like or dislike videos, partake in one of the many lively discussions going on in the comments sections, or upload fucked up videos of your own. Just don’t be a cunt. Don’t fucking hurt anyone to upload something to the internet, you sick fuck.
This site is definitely not for everyone, but for the people that it is for: I think you’ll probably enjoy it. And even if you don’t, they link to plenty of similar websites that you might. I guess check it out for yourself and browse at your own risk!