AlohaTube Extreme

I love some good old-fashioned BDSM. I think every passionate meat-beating addict does at some point in his fap career if he keeps his head in the game. The more smut a man consumes, the more stimulation he requires to get the same high. The best way to increase a man's stimulation is to view ever more extreme content. BDSM’s middle name is extreme, so it’s the ideal way to take your masturbation sessions up a notch or two… or five... or ten.

Every BDSM lover has their own favorite brand of content. For all intents and purposes, there are unlimited options, so no matter what horrific fantasies float around that sick and twisted brain of yours, you can locate relief for it somewhere on the internet.

I put more effort in than most motherfuckers, so I wouldn’t say I have a favorite as much as I would say I have tons of favorites. That's why I frequent Aloha Tube. They have a superb supply of extreme content that keeps me coming back again and again.

Begging to Cum

No matter what variant of BDSM I may be after, cum torture is an integral part of it. There is something about the denial of orgasm that triples my urge to sling ropes. I fucking love it. There's nothing better (or worse) than being tied up with no control while a bitch fucks you right up to the edge before letting go. Now imagine getting cum tortured like that while you're also getting beat with chains. Now you're getting an idea of what my daily schedule is like.

I'm getting rock-hard just thinking about it. I might need a writing break to fuck the slut sleeping in my bed right now. Otherwise, I won't be able to focus.

Alright. I'm back and better than ever. In another interpretation of cum torture, a dirty little slut will narrowly take you over the line of slinging ropes but suddenly let go of your cock the second you start pumping jizz out of your cock tip. These are called ruined orgasms. You will never beg to be fucked, sucked, or tugged more than when your wang is busting a nut all alone with no love.

As mentioned, these cum tortures are best accomplished when ropes and cuffs are involved. It doesn't matter who is tied up as long as someone can't fucking move. The lack of authority is thrilling for both participants. When some dumb slut ruins my orgasm, you can bet I’ll get my payback soon. Not only will I fuck up her next orgasm, but she will also receive a thorough spanking with a range of devices.

You'll see plenty of cum torture on Aloha Tube. However, it's rarely the main course. It's usually served with a gaping pussy, a rear naked choke, or a brutal fisting. Aloha Tube doesn't fuck around.

Smacking Cheeks

Spanking is another definitive form of BDSM that even your grandmother likes. It can range from light little hand pats to ferocious paddlings with crops, spatulas, and switches. Afterward, the booty can either look ruddy and flushed or sanguine and tattered. I bet you can reckon which one I like the best. When I’m done paddling a silly cunt she can’t sit down or lay on her back for two weeks. She won’t even be able to wear clothes without her coagulated blood sticking to her clothes.

To say there's spanking on Aloha Tube is a fucing understatement. I don't even think the extreme shit on Aloha Tube can be referred to as spanking. These are straight-up beatings. Bitches are getting their asses whooped, just as they deserve.

Trapping Hoes

Cages are an excellent alternative if your knot skills are subpar, but you still want to contain and trap a cunt. My readers aren't necessarily fucking boy scouts. They couldn't lash a boat to a dock if their mother's life depended on it. Cages are much easier to work.

Furthermore, barred cages leave plenty of space to accommodate your dick cause there is only one way a whore is getting out of this dilemma: by sucking and fucking my cock with the utmost skill and focus. Otherwise, she better prepare to live out the remainder of her days on Earth inside my basement sex dungeon.

There are enough sex dungeons on Aloha Tube to keep one busy for years. You'll be a sex dungeon interior designer by the time you finish beating off. It could be a new line of work for my readers.

Human Toilets

My dedicated fans know we have hardly scraped the surface of where BDSM can go under more extreme circumstances. Bodily fluids are a substantial part of the BDSM experience, and I’m not talking about wet gash and jizz. I’m talking about piss and shit. Piss and shit sounds extreme, but it's a prevalent element of BDSM. Enough so that it comes in many different flavors. (Pun intended)

Some men enjoy how degrading it is. Pissing and or shitting in someone's face is about as disrespectful as disrespectful gets. Only the most disgusting cunts deserve to be treated like that. Have you ever witnessed a whore's tears blend with your own pee on her forehead? It’s a beautiful thing to see.

Often, gentlemen of money and authority, such as CEOs and politicians, are weary of being in charge by the end of a work day and want to be on the bottom rung of the ladder for once. Even being the king can get boring after a while. When dudes as such get home, they want to be told what to do. They want to be denigrated as they denigrate others. Believe it or not, it's relaxing. Perhaps the shortest route to that result is a bitch using you as her personal toilet. It only takes a second, and the results are immediate.

Piss and shit are raining from the skies on Aloha Tube. It's landing on everyone from the slut, to the stunt cock, to the cameraman. You better bring an umbrella if you don't want to get soaked to the bone with excrement.

Given the popularity of BDSM porn, there are plenty of sites to find it on the internet. Not only are there devoted websites, but almost any plain old tube site will have a supply in its archives. As with most aspects of contemporary life, the issue isn’t that there aren’t enough places to choose from. It's that there are far too many. However, all too often, those places are shit. Don’t worry—That's why I’m here.

So. Much. Porn.

Aloha Tube has existed for a long time, and its maturity shows. They've concocted a site I visit every week, not only because of its design but because of how much porn it holds. Most porn websites would punch a baby fox in the neck to have as much content as these bastards. If you run out of shit to watch on Aloha Tube, The Porn Dude says you have a severe fapping addiction. When I'm saying that, you should listen.

Absurd Amounts of Porn

On the day I wrote this review, ten fucking thousand videos were added, and it was only mid-day. During the week prior, they added a total of eighty-two thousand videos. Holy fucking hell, that's a lot of porn. Most porn sites don’t even have eighty-two thousand videos total, let alone add that many in a fucking week. That's why I say you have a problem if that doesn't do it for you.

In total, there are over seventeen million videos on Aloha Tube. I believe the Latin term for that amount of porn is, "Holy fucking shit, that's a lot of porn."

Of those over seventeen million videos, over sixty-four thousand of them are labeled as "extreme. Once again, most dedicated extreme sites don’t have that much content. Despite its massive library, the site is kept as straightforward as possible. There is barely even a main menu. Its only options are Top rated movies and New movies.

Design

To make navigation more accessible, the bottom of the site features a sprawling category list. I guess that there are around five to six hundred categories. As you can imagine, shit gets really specific.

Depending on the video, Alohatube will either host the video itself or link you to the site of origin. There is no way Alohatube could host all of these videos, so linking helps them maintain numbers without hiring a thousand people.

I don't have much to complain about on Aloha Tube, though they could probably use a more expansive main menu.

You guys have a lot of work to do if you plan on watching all eighty-two thousand of these videos, so get to work.