The JOI Database

The JOI Database might sound mysterious as fuck if you ain’t familiar with the acronym. I’m a hardened pervert and I’m guessing you’ve got a fetish or two yourself, but what about the randos passing through who have never been verbally instructed on what to do with those raging hard boners? They might think this was a directory of Jamie Oliver Ingredients, Jokes On Idiots, Juvenile Orangutan Indulgences or bodybuilder dudes who are all Jacked-up On Injections. In they don’t know any better, they might forget the lube, which can sometimes lead to painful chafing.

On the other hand, you and I had a pretty good idea what to expect as soon as we saw the title, though the niche focus is a little tighter than I might have guessed. The-JOI-Database.com is a free tube specializing in Jack Off Instruction videos with a hentai twist. They’re pretty fucking popular for a fetish site, pulling well over a million visits a month. I consider myself something of an expert when it comes to polishing the bishop, but today seemed like a nice day for some encouragement on the matter.

Step into The JOI Database

When I saw the title, I half expected The-JOI-Database to a be a well-indexed directory of Jerk Off Instruction websites, conveniently ranked and reviewed a la ThePornDude. Perhaps that ain’t quite viable just yet, as JOI is still a deep-niche fetish, but one can dream. I can’t say I was surprised when I clicked through and found a free tube on the other side of the link. Visually, it ain’t too different from your average adult video site, though it’s a little barebones as far as presentation goes.

As with any tube, most of the front page is devoted to thumbnails of the newest content on the site. A few things stood out to me right away. For one thing, they’ve got JOI vids in multiple languages. This would barely be worth mentioning on your typical free tube, but JOI is a very language-oriented fetish. There’s stuff in English and Russian on the front page, and I was quickly able to find flicks in Spanish, Japanese and Portuguese.

Another immediate standout element is the wide, wonderful and weird selection of fetishes being catered to. JOI is its own niche, but it ain’t uncommon to see it combined with other kinks. Likewise with hentai, which is known for some truly depraved and freaky sexuality. Combine these things and you’ve got a recipe for some truly supreme perversion.

Case in point, the current front-page spread as I type this up includes classic GFE, naughty nuns doing femdom with their feet, buxom cow women hypnotizing their viewers, and the girls of One Piece delivering Jack Off Instructions with some CBT on the side. I found vids on The JOI Database with cuckolding, futanaris, edging, public humiliation and even scat among the recent uploads.

Videos on The-JOI-Database are well tagged with all the relevant keywords, making it easy to find whatever you want by typing it into the search bar. If I have one immediate complaint about the setup, it’s just that I wish there was a full, browsable index of tags to peruse. Sometimes you just ain’t sure what you’re in the mood for, and on a site like this, there are probably fresh new kinks to discover. A Tags page would go a long way in helping visitors explore the possibilities.

Fresh JOI Every Damn Day

Since I began whipping up this review, The-JOI-Database.com has added one fresh new video, a 14-minute hentai instructional involving femdom, armpits and ruined orgasms. JOI is such a deep niche that I certainly wasn’t expecting the constant incoming stream of fresh fap fodder you often find on the everything-goes tubes, but these guys still impressed me with the volume of new material. They add a nice, fat handful of new videos to the collection every day.

The growth would be impressive even on a more general JOI fetish site, but the tighter focus on hentai clips makes it even more of a feat. The JOI Database has been at it for five years so far, and it looks like the stash grows faster and faster with each passing month, which is probably a result of more fans discovering the kink. I look at and make porno for a living, and before today, I would not have guessed this many videos in the sub-subgenre even exist.

The-JOI-Database currently contains over 2100 free hentai jerk-off instructional videos. Given how fast the library is going, that number is all but guaranteed to be larger by the time you read this review. There’s enough here to keep you fapping indefinitely without ever having to watch the same movie twice.

Not everything is free, though. They’ve also got a few hundred premium JOI vids if you’re willing to pay for them. The-JOI-Database.com has an interesting and unusual setup for the paid material that I’m not sure I’ve seen implemented before. To get access, you’ve got to connect your Patreon account to The-JOI-Database, and then you can subscribe to individual video creators as you see fit. Most producers offer a couple membership tiers, with prices ranging from a few bucks to fifty bones. The higher prices can be a pretty penny, but keep in mind these are independent creators producing content in their spare time. Support the arts, folks!

Getting Instructions at The JOI Database

After poking around a bit and getting the lay of the land, it was finally time to begin my official fap test of The-JOI-Database.com and their instructional offerings. I jumped in with a video added yesterday, a 25-minute epic featuring Kanroji Mitsuri from Demon Slayer getting addicted to your cock. The tags include Breathplay, so I knew it’d be kinky.

After a quick screen promoting the creator’s Patreon, the jack off instructions began. There’s a rotating selection of Kanroji hentai sliding across the screen as soft music plays in the background. “Pull off your pants and begin stroking as fast as possible,” reads the text on the screen after a couple minutes setting up the scenario. When the actual JOI instructions start, there’s a sound of a rapidly beating heart along with the music.

Honestly, my dudes, I had my headphones on because I expected to hear a woman’s breathy voice delivering the instructions. That’s what I’m used to from other JOI vids, but it turns out most of The JOI Database consists of movies without voiceovers. They’re mostly just text pasted over hentai with background music and the occasional sound effect.

The good news is that I did find a few pages of results when I typed “voiced” into the search bar. This stuff is more my speed, so I picked a kinky-sounding Pokemon JOI gangbang tagged with Multiple Girls, Femdom, Humiliation and Paizuri. It’s the second part in a series and nearly an hour long on its own, so I knew I was in for a treat. The-JOI-Database offers easy one-click downloads, and I planned on saving it if it got me hard enough.

The video opens with some video game music in stereo while some introductory text flashes across the screen. Misty appears in a bikini with a pokeball balanced on her finger as the talking starts, with squeaky anime voices laying out the scenario. There’s some argument over who’s the champion and who’s going to get the best reward, with more Pokemon hentai featured as the story progresses.

“It’s okay to touch yourself at whatever pace you want once we start doing it,” one babe says as the heartbeats start bumping through my headphones. We’re in full JOI territory a few minutes into the video, the voices getting breathier as the instructions heat up.

Very few porn sites have a niche cornered as well The-JOI-Database.com, which has got to be the very best collection of hentai-oriented Jack Off Instructions you’ll find online. The stash is wide ranging and deeper than I ever would have imagined before seeing it with my own eyes, and growing at a faster pace than I would have guessed possible. I didn’t even see any spam during my visit, so there’s nothing to get in your way as you follow these anime masturbatory tutorials. I recommend taking a peek when you’ve got some time to enjoy it, but don’t let me tell you what to do—these big-eyed ladies have got that covered.