Hentai Paradise

What’s up, you beautiful pervert!? I’ve got something special for you today! I’ve been talking for months about how all in I am with hentai! I’ll admit it… Hentai is the fucking shit! I’ve been enjoying all the creative degeneracy these otaku perverts have been dreaming up over the past couple of months. So, I’ve decided to dip my toe into the hentai scene myself! That’s right! Today, I’m presenting a hentai-focused porn site that I’m more than happy to lend a partnership to!

Today, I’ll be featuring the Hentairelease.info. Otherwise known as Hentai Paradise. The site is a work in progress. So, the domain isn’t the same as the actual title yet. But I’ve got full trust that this site will provide some of the best hentai content you and your crusty little cock will come across! I’ve got a pretty good amount of vested interest in this one! So, you can be sure you’re only getting the best of the best!

Hentai Paradise seeks to give you a perfect streamlined hentai experience throughout your entire time on the site! Just entering the site will feel like you’re walking through the closet to Narnia. But instead of talking beavers and centaurs walking around, you’ll enjoy big-titted elf girls who want nothing but to fuck the next guy who sees them!

I guarantee you haven’t seen a hentai platform like this yet! Hentai Paradise provides a collection of exclusively HD hentai with incredible stories. You’ll be enjoying a myriad of scenarios where the protagonist will enjoy all the fantasies that populate the average weeaboo pervert’s dream. I’m talking elves, monster girls, yandere nymphomaniacs, and much more!

This site has even gone as far as creating a Discord for you to keep up with all the other weeaboo perverts on the site. Don’t be surprised if you see Hentai Paradise up there with Hentai Haven in my next top 10 hentai websites soon! I’ve got big hopes for this site! And you can bet your ass that I’ll be enjoying all the hentai goodness this site has to offer.

Like I said, I’m all in on hentai! Haha! With the way technology is moving, we’ll be enjoying better quality with each naughty upload! It won’t be long before some of us will prefer hentai content to actual girls! I mean, some of us already do! But I don’t think I’ll ever go that far! Nothing beats a good pair of IRL titties!

But let’s not talk about what could be. I’m about to let you in on a pretty promising prospect in the hentai world. It’s time to grab that onahole and lube that little cock up! You’re just a couple of clicks away from paradise, my friend!

The Perfect Anime Porn Experience

I’m super into the way the site looks right now. Entering into the site feels like stepping into an anime world where all the girls are ready and eager to suck your cock! You won’t be landing on some page with a list of thumbnails for your cock to drool over. You’re not gonna be clicking off of a bunch of pop-ups or trying to ignore the banner ads at the side of the page trying to hook you up with “horny grannies in your area”.

You’ll be landing on a page with a harem of anime girls welcoming you into hentai paradise! On the page, you’ll see two buttons: “Release Calendar” and “To Be Announced”. These two buttons will direct you to all the hentai goodness you can look forward to for the rest of the year! That’s right my friend! Just like your uncle PornDude, Hentai Paradise will be here to consistently provide you with the scoop on the next anime porn masterpiece! You’ll never have to search the pages on Hentai Haven to find the next hottest thing in hentai!

The front page picture is pretty great, right? Let me know what you think. I’m not exactly married to it. I’d prefer more boobs and thighs, myself! But you’d be hard-pressed to find a website rocking art that fucking good anywhere else!

The “Release Calendar” button will take you to a page featuring all the hottest hentai due to be released in the near future. You'll see the scheduled release date of all the hentai episodes featured on the page. As of right now, the latest episode to be released is episode 3 of Goblin no Suana. If you’re into cute girls getting defiled by gross goblin creatures, that’s definitely something to look forward to!

The “To Be Announced” button will take you to a page featuring hentai set to be released later in the year. Like I said… You’ll always have the next best thing to look forward to. This website keeps track of all the hottest hentai episodes before the biggest hentai spots even know about it! It’s like having a website that does my job for me! Haha! And both of these pages are updated once every month! So, you’ll never be out of the loop!

You’ll find the navigation bar at the top right-hand corner of the page. Under the “Status” button, you’ll receive a dropdown menu with the two page links and a link to the hentai that’s already been released. There’s even an option to direct you to a random episode of hentai featured on the site. (Guess who’s idea that was!)

Next to the “Status” button, you’ll find the “Partner” dropdown. That’s where you can follow yours truly! I’ve gotta work on getting my beautiful face next to that link, haha! You’ll also have the option to contact the site developers with any queries and suggestions you have for the site. But enough about what the site looks like! I’m sure you can’t wait to know about just what kind of weeaboo degeneracy you can look forward to!

Hentai Fucking Paradise!

Enough blue-balling! Let’s get to what you really want! You’ve got a lot to look forward to, my friend! No matter what episode of hentai you choose, you’ll be blown away by the sheer quality of the animation. None of that 90s-inspired static pussy! You’ll be enjoying every fucking detail of the girls featured in these videos! From the lighting on boobs and thighs to the blushes and HD eyes!

Everything about the action in these videos will cause your cock to keep you up through the night! And I guarantee you’ll be watching for the plot! That’s right! These aren’t just 5-minute clips from some series you’ll spend searching for online. Every video on Hentai Paradise is part of an ongoing series well worth keeping up with.

The two newest releases feature a series called Sukebe Elf Tanbouki”. This series follows the story of a guy on a journey to research a legendary race of elves. The first episode starts off with the kind of happy-go-lucky music you’d find in your typical slice-of-life anime. You know… The music that plays when the protagonist is about to head off on his big adventure. Although, there’s not much of an adventure here. Just minutes into the first episode, our protagonist runs into one of the elves he set out to find.

And you can be certain that the creators of the show know exactly what you want. One of the first things the elf inquires our protagonist about is her “weird nipples”. Apparently, they’re not like her sister’s or mother’s nipples since they’re inverted. And our protagonist knows just what to do. The opening scene segues into the protagonist caressing the elf’s tits so hard, her nipples pop out!

In the next scene, the elf begs him to do it again… I don’t think I need to tell you what happens next, haha! Just know that you can expect non-stop HD action from pretty much every episode of hentai on this site!

What I Like

I’m seriously impressed by the collection of hentai on this site. Hentai Paradise provides a service you won’t find anywhere else! Not only can you enjoy hundreds of episodes of HD hentai… You’ll have access to all the best hentai before they’re even released! This is definitely the kind of site you’d wanna suggest to every other weeaboo perv you know!

I also can’t get over the site’s overall design! I’ve never seen anything like it! You’ll really feel like you’re landing in a world of anime. It’s an immersive experience you won’t find anywhere else. And it’ll only get better!

What I Didn’t Like

The one problem I have with the site so far is the lack of navigation for the content. Currently, there’s no way to search through episodes other than flicking through the pages. I think the next move is to add a system to sort videos by “newest” and “popular”. Adding a star ranking system might not be a bad idea either.

Tips From ThePornDude

My first suggestion is to add a feature that allows users to better navigate through all of the videos. I also think you should add the “Release” link to the front page. Most users are coming to see what hentai they can get off to NOW, not what they can get off to later this month!

Conclusion

Hentai Paradise has the potential to be the next big thing in the porn world. With an incredibly immersive user interface and a collection that’ll blow your cock away… You’ll enjoy one of the most unique hentai experiences of your fucking life! Hentai Paradise, without a doubt, has the PornDude stamp of approval! You’d better keep it on your radar!