MommysGirl

Mommys Girl porn! People who read The Porn Dude didn’t just start slapping their meat stick last week. They have been in the trenches for years and years. With each passing month, their standards for what good porn is increase ever higher. You perverted fuck faces don't fuck around with shitty content. You're not in the amateurs anymore.

Avoiding the Bullshit

While the amount of porn on the market these days is absurd, not all of it is worth a watch. In fact, most of it is absolute fucking shit. The market is flooded with fuzzy videos of ugly cunts riding cock with all the skills of a mentally disabled chimp. Who wants to wade through an ocean of trash with their dick in their hands? Give me the good shit, goddamnit.

That's why you read The Porn Dude. It's my job to filter through all the bull shit to separate the gold and silver from the mud and dog shit. It is my pleasure to watch porno for a living. It's my gift. Unlike me, you don't have all the time in the world to look at porn.

Over the past fifteen years or so, free tube sites have conquered the industry. However, these days paid premium sites are on their way back to vogue. People are exhausted of the shit found on most free sites. Man is once again down to pay to watch the best porno ever produced.

But if you're going to invest money in a porn site, it must be great. You motherfuckers don't have much money to spend. It's not like your Mom gives you a big allowance for living in her basement. That's not a job. You have to be economical. That's why I highly recommend Mommies Girl.

Simple and Sweet

Mommies Girl is all about lesbian moms having sex with their perverted step-children. Everybody loves pussy munching, but only lesbian moms have the oral skills to fuck someone related to them. That says a lot. These bitches have been training their whole lives to make bitches cum.

Mommies Girl is a paid premium porn site on the Adult Time Network. Adult Time has fucking everything. They've got Trans folks, Lesbians, Cartoons, Gays, Milfs, and everything in between. You'll have your hand squeezed around your jimmy john faster than you can say, "I'm jerking off to lesbian mommy porn!"

Coins for Cum

We better chat about prices before we get too deep in this review. Adult Time isn't trying to send anyone to the poor house over some jizz, but it is a paid premium site. They're trying to make a profit. However, their pricing is more than appropriate, and what you get for your money is fucking awesome. There are three different membership options for potential subscribers to choose from.

The first is a three-day trial for $2.95. I love it when paid sites offer a trial period. It's the perfect way to ensure a site is right for you. I'm sure you'll be hooked once those three days have passed.

The second option is a one-month membership for $19.99. This membership is automatically recurring every month and only includes streaming. If you want the whole kit and kaboodle, you have to spring for the third option.

Said third option is a one-year recurring membership with access to both streaming and downloads for only $9.95 a month. Now that's what I'm fucking talking about. I'll be so exhausted from cumming that I won't even notice the ten bucks missing.

Web Design That Will Make You Sling Webs

As with most paid premium porn sites, the design of Mommies Girl is thoughtful, effective, and professional. It's distinctive and inviting without being foreign and incoherent. The main menu runs down the left side, while a smaller menu inhabits the header.

The header menu contains the options Home, Straight, Lesbian, Bi, Trans, Gay, Search bar, Notifications, and Profile. The main menu has the options Home, Videos, Actors, Channels, Pictures, Movies, Playlists, Favorites, Blog, Interactive toys, Live cams, Deals, Preferences, Support, and Log out.

Do you know what's gay? Dicks are gay. Do you know what doesn't have many dicks in it? The lesbian porn on Mommy's Girl. No one is confused about why lesbian porn is invariably one of the most popular porn genres on any porn tube. Lesbians are something the whole world has agreed is awesome. Take it from a man who has fucked a few. Lesbians are the best. Especially the ones on Mommy's Girl.

Gay Rights Gets My Dick Wet

I've been lucky to live during a period where being lesbian is becoming more and more acceptable. I don't know much about civil rights, but I know what gets my rod erect, and anyone who dares to get in between me and the stuff that makes my rod erect better prepare for a solid ass whooping.

You can find The Porn Dude at any gay rights parade in a major city. First off, I want lesbians to feel so safe in this country that they get naked and eat muffs right on the sidewalk in broad daylight. If lesbians wish to be sixty-nine in line at Burger King, I don't need some red-neck religious lunatics telling them they're going to hell.

However, freakishly religious parents are the primary reason there are so many hot bitches willing to get naked and munch puss for the joy of the internet. As much as I hate to do it, I owe those psychopaths a debt of gratitude.

And not only are they willing to get naked and eat muff, these bitches are great at it. They must have spent their youth skipping church and flicking each other's beans.

Whoever finds the model's features on Mommy's Girl is a fucking master at his job. He can detect a hot slut willing to get naked on camera from ten miles away.

Second, when white sluts find out I went to a gay rights parade as a straight male, they instantly stop flapping their gums and start sucking my cock. It's uncanny. I couldn't stop them from bobbing on my knob if I tried. It's almost a little molesty. Good thing you can't molest the willing.

Third, bi bitches. As the good book says in chapter 69, "Where there are bi-bitches, there is group sex." Have you ever been coated by a dozen bi bitches all lapping up labia and gargling your balls? Of course, you fucking haven't. Let me be the one to tell you that it's as close to paradise as a dude can get while still shackled to his mortal coil.

Based on these facts alone, if you're a straight man not supporting gay rights, I can only assume one thing: you're a giant fag. If you are a giant fag, please let me direct you to the gay Porn Dude.

Stay Strapped

Ladies don't have a dong to fuck with. They don't pop out pseudo penises like hyenas. Instead, the bitches on Mommy's Girl scissors go down on each other and, most importantly, fuck each other with strap-ons.

If it weren't for strap-ons, there wouldn't be nearly as many lesbians on the planet. I've never had a pussy installed before, but if I did, I imagine I would want to fill it up with cock when I fucked. I'm sure pussy licking is fun and all, but I don't think scissoring would do much.

Judging from how much fun the bitches on Mommy's Girl are having, they don't miss a biological dick in the least. They are quite contented. Plus, they are customized for her pleasure. The strap-on can be as large or small and as narrow or broad as a slut wants it to be. It could be ribbed for her pleasure, vibrate, or perhaps not even be based on human genitalia. You can get a dragon cock strap-on dildo that will turn a bitches birth canal on its side.

And as men, we love to watch lesbians do their thing. Men are not creative sexually. We tend to find our lane and stick to it. Whether they be lezbos or not, women love to stir the pot and mix things up.

That's why so many men come back to Mommy's Girl over and over again. It tickles three fetishes at once: Milfs, Incest, and Lesbians. It's the holy trinity. Who needs the father, son, and holy ghost when we have the slut, the whore, and the Mom.

The only thing missing from Mommy's Girl is more black chicks. I get that black people don't fuck family members like white people do, but this is all fantasy anyway. Give me some fat black ass.

Stop reading this shit and get over to Mommy's Girl as soon as possible. Lock your door, close the blinds, and get ready for an exciting night alone.