Mofos

Mofos is a porn production studio that sells premium content to all the smart porn aficionados out there. This ain't your grandma's second rate porn, buddy boy. This is the real shit, straight from the hands of MindGeek - the greatest porn conglomerate in the world, with the dumbest name imaginable. They could have named themselves MindDude, but they went with MindGeek instead. I can't judge them too harshly for it, but come the fuck on. Geeks and porn don't mix. Anyways, MindGeek owns the biggest players in the porn industry and Mofos are one of their biggest and most influential porn studios. Keep in mind, these porn studios are often overshadowed by MindGeek's various porn tubes and free porn distribution sites, but we're talking about premium porn specifically in this review. That's what Mofos are all about.

This particular website is one of MindGeek's more modern websites, even though they've been around for more than a decade at this point. The site was founded by Brazzers way back in 2008, but over time the entire damn company structure was gobbled up by MindGeek. They're monopolizing. They have been accused of strong arming the entire industry by leveraging their Benjamins, essentially controlling more than 50% of all porn currently available on the internet - don't quote me on that, I'm making an estimate. The bottom line is clear, though - MindGeek are controlling a vast share of the online porn industry and sites like Mofos are the tools they're using to conquer new ground. For over a decade now Mofos has been kicking ass and taking names and they've become something of a household name - provided your house is cool and has internet access. I'd wager to bet that even your mom knows about Mofos. Hell, she's probably considered working for them at some point.

A Glorious Start to a Porn Empire

Mofos didn't pinch pennies, from day one. Their first ever video featured Asa Akira. You couldn't possibly boast a better start. She's a legend. She's always been a legend. This was Mofos' way of declaring to the porn world that they mean business and they continued these promises of greatness by working with Riley Reid, Mia Malkova and a long who's who of other triple A porn stars who owe a great deal of their successes to the work they've done with Mofos.

The promise and delivery of quality is undeniable here. All the videos are shot in the latest available top standards, with amazing cameras and proper direction so you never miss any of the action. Nowadays, that standard is 4K. Back when they launched, it was HD. I don't quite remember if they did any 720p work, but if they did, then it was a standard of the time. Either way, whatever the current expectation of quality is, Mofos will either match it or surpass it. Again, they have the Benjamins for it. That MindGeek money pays dividends.

Still on Top

Mofos has grown considerably since their less than humble beginnings. They've been growing exponentially, albeit across a period of a decade. Now, they're more of a network than a singular site. They've got these labels like Pervs on Patrol and I Know that Girl. In essence, it's all just Mofos making videos of dudes fucking chicks, over and over again, but they're doing all this for marketing purposes. I never really understood the underlined structure of these kinds of sites. I mean, if MindGeek owns Brazzers and Brazzers owns Mofos and Mofos owns I Know that Girl, doesn't that mean that a singular subscription to MindGeek would cover all of this smut and more? No joy. MindGeek as such do not actually offer any porn, they just own the companies that do.

So, you could sign up to Brazzers or Mofos or any of the singular sites below that, but in essence you're digging into a network and it's not always clear what you're signing up for. This is the downside to having multiple sites under the same production house with seemingly different purposes. I know that most of these sites have some sort of unique kink or niche that they're going for. Like, Pervs on Patrol videos will have to feature some kind of voyeurism or Stranded Teens will almost inevitably feature a car of some sort, for transport. It's a part of the promised story. Beyond that, it's all the same smut. The pussy fucking doesn't change. The setup does. So, if you're deciding which site to sign up for, i.e. Mofos or something below their banner, it's on you to do your homework and see what's actually being offered. I can't make that distinction for you because it's all subject to change. Marketing departments are stronger than directors at this point.

Mainstream Ups and Downs

I mentioned random pick ups, voyeurism and the like, but as I'm sure you understand by now, none of that content is real, in the literal sense. I mean, real voyeurism is illegal, but real pickups are perfectly legitimate. Still, that's not a thing that actually happens. These are all pornstars that have been hired in advance and have signed a contract carefully outlining what kind of sexual shenanigans they'll be performing on camera. So, it's all fake and staged. They're not even bothering to hide it. So, what's the point of having dedicated sites for specific kinks, if it's all the same shit below the surface? Well, it's some sort of unwritten deal that you strike with Mofos when you sign up.

You know that their shit is staged and presumably you don't care much. You're not paying for the real thing. You're paying for pornstars to pretend that they're going through these situations in the same way that you might want your girlfriend to dress up like a schoolgirl. She's not really in college, she's 38. But, the fantasy works. So, you're in the know, but the setup is enough to distract you and take you on a journey for half an hour.

Extended Productions

Speaking of hours, every single Mofos video that I've seen has been long form. No short clips here. The directors really try to make the most out of the pornstars they're working with, filming as many sexual positions as they can cram into an hour's worth of fucking. The videos then get trimmed down, getting rid of bloopers and the like and you get a proper professional production that you can jack off to for years to come. The videos are all carefully planned and filmed, with a strong focus on gonzo framing. There's some variation, of course, with a lot of POV productions, which are technically gonzo 2.0 if you think about it, but either way, you get to see the holes up close and personal.

There's no Mofos video that I've ever seen that didn't at some point zoom in on the pussy fucking for several minutes during one shot. On top of that, the videos almost always feature different kinds of fucking, beyond just the different positions. There are different holes, different roles and sometimes you even get to see cum on the girls' soles - of their feet I mean. There's variation and it all boils down to which sexual acts the girl consented to beforehand. Not everyone is down to do anal, but a ton of Mofos productions feature anal. They've said themselves that popularity of anal sex has been high since the beginning, but they've also said that lately the popularity of moms is going up, so make of that what you will.

The Aim of the Brand

When Mofos first came out I was annoyed at their name because it implied that they fuck moms, but they started out with nothing but 21 year old pornstars who were fresh to the game. This made no sense to me. I guess they rectified this problem with the new sub-sites under their network which supposedly helped them narrow down on specific demographics. Nowadays, you know exactly what you're getting with sites like Stranded Teens. Now, if they decided to feature a MILF on Stranded Teens I'd be pissed and confused, but nothing like that has happened as of yet, so I guess it's all green pastures for now.

Mofos don't seem to be diluting their brands at all. Beyond the fact that the overall Mofos network is one large catch-all for different kinds of smut, their specific productions stay true to their names and you get exactly what you paid for. Speaking of paying for Mofos, well, you need to check out their current promotions because prices are always subject to change, but the last time I checked they were asking for a measly $30 a month for some of the best porn videos in the universe.