Ebony Amateurs

I have inserted my manhood into every type of person there is. I fucked a gypsy while train-hopping across Europe. At least three carpet baggers watched and masturbated. I boned a half-frozen Siberian cunt in front of a bonfire while her family kept the polar bears at bay. Polar bears love the smell of pussy. It drives them wild. I've even donned an oxygen mask to butt fuck a Sherpa slut at the north base camp on Everest.

Whirlwind Cock Tour

Perhaps my most strenuous sexual adventure was banging a gaggle of Sentinelese women along the coastline. The local tribe was about to plug my body with a volley of arrows and leave my body to rot on the beach as a warning to any would-be trespassers. But just before the quivers were emptied, I pulled my immense wang out of my pants.

They had never seen anything like it before. Tribe members stared on in astonishment, bewilderment, and horror as my bright white cock got stiff and rose into the air. I went from mortal enemy to immortal God in half a minute. Before I could react, all of the young, fruitful ladies in the tribe had formed a single-file queue in front of my manhood. As if it was a choreographed dance, each laid down spread eagle and offered their tight baby makers to me.

I think they intended for me to select a few favorites from the bunch, but instead, I cleared my schedule and stayed for a few days so I'd have time to inseminate every attractive cunt on the island. By the time I turned tail to head back home, I had six wives and eight children on the way. Needless to say, I will not be returning to the island anytime soon. I didn't exactly inform my wives of my intentions to leave. They thought I just stepped out to check traps and fishing lines. (The tribal equivalent of going to the store for a pack of smokes.)

I once spent six months riding trains through Europe with the objective of gutting as many cunts from as many countries as possible. I ended up putting a serious dent in my goal by hitting sixty-three countries and boning in all of them. I can tell you a bitch's nationality based on smell and taste alone.

Prize Pussies

There are two jewels on my European fuck tour crown that bring me the most pride. The first is Liechtenstein. It's such a tiny ass country. So small, in fact, I worried there wouldn't be any sluts fuckable enough to merit a dicking down from the Porn Dude. Fortunately, it turns out my worries were groundless. There were gorgeous whores up and down every street trying to get a piece of my mammoth member. I almost started a fucking riot.

The second jewel is The Vatican. I knew that getting a nun to fuck me wouldn't be too difficult. The tricky aspect would be creeping into the country without being tagged as a heathen. I've seen the stats. Folks living in The Vatican fucking love The Porn Dude. It's a small population, but almost all are familiar with my work.

Because of this, I thought I might be identified and accompanied by guards with a wink and smile. He'd probably ask me for a quick recommendation on my way out. However, I got lucky. The only people to recognize me were nuns who wanted to get their fuck on with a real man. If you're going to break a vow of chastity, you better make it good.

Regardless of how many ladies I bed, one thing stays true. I love having sex with black chicks. And it's no surprise that black chicks love fucking the Porndude. It's not every day that a black chick sees a white dick that compares to Mandingos'... Mandingos's leg that is.

Wow. How rude of me. I'm over-filing away pussies by type and origin. Unfortunately, the only race of pussy that wants you inside are the pathetic people. So instead, let me stop talking about fucking and start talking about porn because ebony porn is some of the best in the game.

What Makes Ebony Ladies So Appealing?

Ebony sluts are one of the most popular varieties of sluts on the market. It's not a mystery how this came to be. There are a million reasons to love black porn. Just ask any subscribers to one of my favorite ebony subreddits, r/EbonyAmateurs.

So many reasons to fuck black chicks, but so little room to fit them all in this article. The smooth, flawless brown skin and curvy feminine shape of black women tempt dudes of every ethnicity. It doesn’t matter who you ask. If you don't believe me, check out the Porn Hub stats for the most popular genres by state. You'll notice all the most racist states prefer ebony and or Interacial content. Not even uneducated hatred can stop a red-blooded man from admitting he wants to fuck black chicks. That’s a testament to the power of the penis. It can override all other functions.

The bitches on r/EbonyAmateurs have angelic skin that draws the eye. You won't be able to stop staring at them. It's a damn shame you'll never be able to feel that silky flesh with your own hands. It's quite pleasing.

Bigger is Better

While that smooth brown skin covers the whole body, certain sections are more appealing than others. For example, the ass. There is no ass on Earth that can compare to an ebony ass. They're the best. Latina bitches come close, but not even they can compete.

And ebony ladies know how to use that ass. Whether it be walking, dancing, or riding dick, that ass is on display. I know you motherfuckers have never spanked a black ass before. You have my pity. I'll do my best to spank enough ebony ass for the both of us. I consider it my sacred duty.

r/EbonyAmateurs is full of twerking booty. It's fucking hypnotizing. Sometimes I lose hours on r/EbonyAmateurs without recollection of what I was doing. I'm not even beating off. My eyes are just glazed over as I drool into my lap like I have Bell's palsy.

Stirring the Pot

As I mentioned, interracial porn is among the most popular forms of ebony porn. Actually, it is one of the most popular genres of porn, period. Any black male porn star will tell you that ninety percent of their films are interracial. Blacked has done for racial equality what few others have been able to do. In porn, we trust to carry us forward into a world better than the one we shall leave.

You won't see interracial sex on r/EbonyAmateurs, but you will see the results of interracial sex. Mixed bitches might be my favorite type of bitch. I say that a lot about assorted races, but I'm not fucking around. Mixed chicks bring the best of both worlds.

What are some of the most common types of posts on r/EbonyAmateurs? We all know about titty drops. There are several subreddits that cover the subject, but what about booty drops? Not every bitch can do a booty drop. It takes a fat ass and thick thighs to inspire gravity to do its thing.

Don't worry, gents. There are titty drops, also. I know you guys love titty drops. Who doesn't? They bring joy into the hearts of every pervert. I wish bitches dropped their tits in public more often.

We've all seen the classic mirror selfie where a bitch puts her ass up on the sink. If you haven't seen it, r/EbonyAmateurs has plenty. It's a fantastic angel that shows off all a bitches curves. The sink makes the booty pop, and the sideways pose lets the tits shine. I'm all about it.

One of the most popular models on r/EbonyAmateurs is CollBackBil. This is a mixed bitch with tan skin, big tits, and a juicy ass. Her curly cue hair feels excellent on the belly as she sucks your dick.

You can see the deep freak in this lady's eyes. She is a cock addicted whore. All she needs in life is air, water, food, and a penis. I'm happy to provide the penis part. I have plenty of it for you, baby.

r/EbonyAmateurs is one of the best resources for ebony sluts on Reddit. I can't stop myself from scrolling. It feels like my finger is going to fall off. That would be terrible because I need all my fingers to masturbate.

I do have a warning for you, though. Imgur, the primary host for images and videos on Reddit, is banning adult content. That means there will be some dead links floating around as people change hosts.

Since you can't feel that velvet skin under your fingertips, you might as well feel your dick under your fingertips while you watch porn on r/EbonyAmateurs.