DraculaBiscuits

What’s up, freak!? After seeing so many alternative girls posting their bodies on Reddit, I think I’m gonna go through a phase myself! There’s just something about alternative tits that just add a little bit more excitement to your masturbation sessions! I mean, you just know their parents did something that turned them into absolute freaks! It’s undeniable!

There’s no shortage of alternative babes in the Reddit porn scene. And of course not! Let’s be honest… A lot of these girls are just like their audience! Socially awkward, chronically online, porn obsessed, weeaboos! There’s no question that they know exactly what their audience wants! You ever thought of that? Maybe the reason so many guys are into the “Big Titty Goth GF” fantasies is because those girls are just like them!

Well, whatever the reason, they exist, and there’s a hell of a lot to go around. Today, we’ll be enjoying one of the golden nuggets of Reddit’s “Big-Titted Goth Girl” collections: R/DraculaBiscuits. I’ve gotta say… While everyone likes to be on the nose about their Reddit porn page titles, I appreciate the creativity of this one. If I wanted to create a community dedicated to goth girl tits, “Dracula Biscuits” sounds like something that I would go for!

There’s nothing totally game-breaking here. It’s just what everyone wants. An awesome collection of beautiful tits from your wildest teenage dirtbag fantasies! What more could you really want? I’m sure a lot of these girls got tired of the competition from the competition on pages like r/bigtiddygothgf and decided to create their own. I wouldn’t blame them either! The competition on subreddits like that is fucking fierce!

You have no idea how thirsty these girls get for the approval of Reddit perverts! Haha! No judgment here! If you’ve got goods like that, you deserve to be appreciated! But don’t get the wrong idea! R/DraculaBiscuits might not be as big as some related Reddit pages, but it’s no slouch! Created in 2017, this Reddit page has gained over 210k members! That’s a lot of eyes to appreciate all the tits a guy can handle!

I wouldn’t be surprised if a subreddit like this reaches 1 million in the next 3 years… Given that Reddit doesn’t implode by then. Speaking of which… R/DraculaBiscuits is one of the few sites that seem to be unaffected by the Reddit blackout drama that took place a few days ago. Since a couple of disconnected bigwigs made the decision to charge ridiculous prices for 3rd party apps, a bunch of the biggest Reddit pages went offline in protest, including the porn-based ones!

It was kinda like the pandemic… Since everything closed off, things haven’t really been the same. Restrictions grew rampant and posts started slowing down. You won’t find that here! R/DraculaBiscuits are business as usual! If this was the only Reddit page you visited, you’d be completely oblivious to what happened! There have been no hiccups in the daily stream of beautiful goth boobs for perverts like you to enjoy!

Just What You Need

Despite this Reddit page nearing a quarter of a million members, there hasn’t been a theme decided. You’ll get the same blue and bland Reddit theme you’ll get from any other run-of-the-mill Reddit page. I mean, with a collection of tits you’ll find here, I doubt you’ll care. But I like it when the admins go the extra mile. That’s generally a pretty good indicator of a well-run community.

There isn’t much content at the side of the page either. The rules list is a little more extensive than what you’ll find on other subreddits, but nothing crazy. These rules ensure that every pair of tits come from a verified adult and (most importantly) an active member of the community. I did find that there’s a “No Porn” rule though… That’s a little confusing. I’ve seen girls show the inside of their pussies on this subreddit… I mean, what the fuck do you think you’re doing here? Scenic artwork?

I think what you really mean is “No penises”. I know it’s a bit of a boner killer to see a cock next to the pussy you’re imagining yourself with. It’s awkward to admit, but those images just don’t get as many clicks on Reddit! Haha!

Tits Dracula Would LOVE to Suck

At this point, I feel like having HD content on a Reddit page is just the standard. I remember when it was kind of a big deal to have nothing but HD content on a dedicated website! I mean, you used to have to pay for that shit! Now, if you post anything under 720p on any Reddit page, it’ll likely be deleted within the same minute! We live in pretty crazy times! Haha! I’m all for it!

I’ve said this many times, but it’s pretty much impossible to find any girl without an HD camera and professional photography skills to back it up… Especially when they’re tryna get guys to cum! I’m sure there are a bunch of nude photographers that have had to search for different careers once you were able to count the hairs on a girl's pussy from a fucking iPhone camera!

Not to mention the quality of the girls themselves are fucking fantastic! If I didn’t know any better, I could have mistaken any one of these girls to be a professional model! Haha! There are more than enough hot goth babes here to satisfy all of your fantasies. But that’s just a plus considering the awesome pairs of tits you’ll be scrolling through.

They’re not just goth tits either. You’ll find every kind of alternative babe on this Reddit Page: Punk, emo, and everything in between! These are the types of girls who have multiple copies of Corpse Bride on their bookshelves! I’m sure you won’t have to look too far to find a topless cosplay of Raven from Teen Titans on here. (Seriously… She’s really popular with alternative chicks!)

One of the latest posts was from u/Anastasia_sullivan18 titled "Hope I'm cute enough for a titty fuck :P". This mind-blowing video featured everything a guy would want from a sexy goth girl fantasy. This pale princess showcased a perfect pair of tits above a tight leather corset and white fishnets. As impressive as those tits were, the color coordination in this clip really added to the experience!

What did I say? Give any slut a camera and a prerogative, and you’ll have yourself a fucking photography major! It’s the bouncing that really tied that clip together! The jiggle physics on that piece was absolutely fantastic!

You know I had to check out the top post of all time too! That spot is taken by u/blairebabie666, one of the most active posters on r/DraculaBiscuits. And for good reason too! This girl is in HIGH demand. The top post titled "mmmmwah ♡" featured her with an OUTRAGEOUS pair of melons. When you think of “Big Titty Goth GF”, this is what comes to mind.

Seriously, there aren’t words in the dictionary to describe this girl’s pair of blessings. I’m sure there’s A LOT of envy going around her audience for whatever dude is putting his cock through that! U/blairebabie666 is the very definition of “Big Titty Goth GF!” This girl would have every guy on Reddit dreaming of putting their face between those damn things! It’s no surprise that she’s the one getting the lion’s share of activity on this Reddit page. I wouldn’t even call her” alternative”. She’s just a regular girl who likes to wear black! Haha! Not like anyone here would care!

What I Liked

I really appreciated the variety of tits I found here. It might not have the same volume as subreddits like r/bigtiddygothgf, but there’s enough variety of alternative tits here for any man! Not to mention the gorgeous girls behind those beautiful boobs!

I’d love to say that I’m impressed by the consistency of quality in a lot of these posts, but I’m not even sure if it’s worth mentioning at this point. I don’t think I could find an SD piece of content on these Reddit pages if I tried! It’s a damn good thing there’s enough volume that, even if there was a couple, you wouldn’t even notice!

What I Didn’t Like

With so many members, the activity under most of these girls’ posts isn’t as much as you’d expect. Maybe the guys are way too tired after violently jerking off to say anything! Haha! Although, there’s hella activity on u/blairebabie666’s content. This girl is straight-up dominating r/DraculaBiscuits with MINIMUM effort! Haha!

Tips From ThePornDude

The biggest suggestion I have is to make a pin of the hottest pair of tits for each week or month. I’m surprised that the admins haven’t caught onto this yet. These girls are getting drowned under u/blairebabie666’s dominance! I’m sure they’ll be happy to appreciate some of the spotlight that her gargantuan tits are soaking up.

Conclusion

R/DraculaBiscuits is an awesome subreddit dedicated to all of your goth girl fantasies! You’ll find gorgeous pairs of knockers from just about every alternative girl you can think of! A couple of days on this subreddit and you’ll be buying tickets to the next Paramore concert to try to sneak a peak in person!