Pussy Selfies

Welcome back, goon nation. Today, we're diving deep into the throbbing heart of Reddit, where simple and straightforward porn trumps overcomplicated smut every time. Quick, off the top of your head – what’s the best part of a woman? That’s right, her pussy. That’s why today we’re reviewing the fantastically simple subreddit known as /r/Pussy_Selfies/. It’s in the name. This is a sub where people share perfect photos of even more perfect pussies, up close. These pussies are primo content. We’re very much cutting out the middle man here, the middle man being the woman that the pussy is attached to. We’re only in it for the snatch. And boy, are there are lot of snatches here. This little corner of the internet is a one-stop-shop for all your pussy appreciation needs.

As soon as you plunge headfirst into this museum of pussy adoration, you'll notice that the folks on this sub don’t really waste any time. It feels a bit strange, browsing a sub that only ever posts vaginas. I mean, it’s different form the regular gone wild type subs where women are flaunting the goods. There’s personality there. The girls want to interact with you, if only in a single direction.

Stare Into the Slit

/r/Pussy_Selfies/ is all about bringing a sexy, intimate vibe to your screen without actually connecting you to any bitches. It’s very impersonal, but that’s what makes it so irresistible. It’s as if you’re only given as much content as you need for your cock to stand at attention and feel important. Cocks are made for pussy penetration, so when you offer the cock some pussy, the cock knows exactly what to do. It feels at home. It feels appreciated. It has been given purpose.

Let’s talk about the various types of pussy you can see on here? The chicks that post this shit are proud and audacious! No coy poses or teasing glimpses. They're serving you the full monty - a buffet of beavers, each more tantalizing than the last. You want variety? This place is a proper menagerie. It reminds me of those posters you see in biology journals that showcase all the different forms of vaginas that you might encounter in the wild. Except, on /r/Pussy_Selfies only the hot pussies make the cut, usually.

Steamed Hams

Sure, sometimes you’ll run into a pair of meat curtains that looks more like a horror movie antagonist than a welcoming slit, but for the most part these pussies are wet, wild and above all, young-looking (18+).

As a pussy ages, it becomes droopy and discolored. I still don’t know why this happens. When I bring home a babe and see that her pussy is almost entirely blacked over, but she’s otherwise white as snow, I don’t know what to make of it. Did she drag the damn thing through charcoal? Did she smoke cigarettes with her cooch? I don’t understand nearly as much about the female anatomy as I’d like to. Then again, I don’t study why pussies are the way that they are. I study how to pound them.

Worship and Respect…Of Pussy

Let’s get back to /r/Pussy_Selfies, the home for the extremely horny. From the fresh and uncharted to the well-groomed middle-aged slits, you’re looking at a never-ending supply of love tunnels that'll have you scrolling till your fingers cramp. Just remember, bastards - drooling over the merchandise is allowed, but don't forget your manners.

If a chick has posted her own pussy for you to enjoy and you want to drop her a line, don’t expect to be able to pick her up. It doesn’t work like that. This sub is in place for the sharing of pussy images and videos. It’s not a dating scene. You can’t get laid with these babes. But you can throw them a cum tribute if you’d like. I’m sure they’d enjoy that. Just make sure to ask for permission before you send them the damn thing. You never know who might take offense.

Respectful Community

Let’s put the meat aside for a sec, and chat about the gravy—the community. Reddit is renowned for its unpredictable crews of keyboard warriors, but /r/Pussy_Selfies/ is surprisingly well-behaved. Seriously, it's like a bunch of rowdy bikers decided to turn a new leaf and start a book club, but for pussies. I’ve found that statistically, porn themed subreddits offer a lot more respect and dignity than say, actual philosophy subs. The hornier people are, the more they make sense to me. And, the less they piss me off with their unwarranted opinions.

There's a certain camaraderie on this sub, some sense of shared passion. All the frequent fliers on /r/Pussy_Selfies are pussy worshippers. The comment sections here aren't your typical cesspools of cringe and degeneracy. These folks know how to appreciate the art of the selfie, offering compliments and praise without acting like horny teen boys. It's like walking into a classy strip club where everyone knows the rules - look, don't touch, and tip your dancer well. Kinda warms the cockles of your heart, doesn't it? Just a bunch of horny internet strangers, united by their love for the feminine mystique…and wet pussies. Porn truly brings out the best in people.

Top Notch Smut Abound

Now, let's address the elephant in the room, i.e., the pussy on screen. Quality! Are these pussies worth the price of admission? Well, I'm happy to report that these ain't your run-of-the-mill, pixelated, horror-show selfies, for the most part at least.

These are high-resolution, well-lit masterpieces that'll make you question why you ever bothered with professional porn sites. I remember a time when we had to search really long and hard to find actual proper pussy photography and corporations like PlayBoy were pretty much the only ones providing pussies worth fapping to.

Nowadays, you get pussy shots that are so crisp and clear, you can almost feel the warmth radiating off your screen. Quality of photography has gone way up. I mean, the average phone nowadays does better than any digital camera we had 20 years ago. As for the pussy variety, well, you are in for a treat!

All The Flavors of Pussy

This is an endless parade of peaches, each more delectable than the last. Blondes, brunettes, redheads and the like. Half of the time you can’t really tell whether the curtains match the drapes, since you’re only seeing the damn drapes. But, if there’s a hint of pubic hair, you can take a stab at it.

Some of these pussies are pierced, some of them are tattooed. You get shaven, unshaven and styled pubic hair and all the variety you could ask for. It’s basically a pussy database at this point. By the way, I never understood the appeal of vaginal piercings. I’m sorry, but most of the time they just get in my way. The clit is already small enough to miss, and while I know exactly where it is 100% of the time, having a fucking metal ball in my way doesn’t improve the experience for me. Maybe it feels better for them, who knows? Anyways, if you’re thirsting for a refreshingly raw and real celebration of pussies, your search ends here. Reddit has you covered.

I Love this Place

I can’t recommend /r/Pussy_Selfies enough, particularly because I appreciate the narrow focus of the sub. I know that variety is the spice of life and all, but keep this in mind. People that come to /r/Pussy_Selfies sought it out on purpose. You don’t end up on a pussy themed subreddit by accident. This place is here to serve boys and girls with very narrow tastes. So, if you’re in the market for free pictures and videos of pussies, without seeing any other part of the woman, you’re in luck. That’s what this sub is here to provide.

I personally appreciate pussy imagery a lot, though I prefer seeing them from the back. I want to be able to see both holes at once, to imagine the potential for multiple types of penetration. Still, I am a pussy lover at heart, so I have to give this subreddit my glowing recommendation. The most important thing to keep in mind is that this place, like the rest of reddit, is entirely free and I’m not seeing any shilling going on. Some of the girls do take the advantage to promote their personal pornographic content, but they’re well within their right to do so, since they do this by sharing their actual naked pussies.

It works well. It’s a great system. Some of the guys on here post other people’s pussies, and that’s also wonderful. I don’t need to know that the content I’m jacking it to is OC. I just need to like what I’m seeing. I just wish there was a way to see all of these images in a tiled format, without having to use a third-party application for it. This smut is fantastic and it could only be made better by offering a feature that lets me browse the pussy content endlessly, all loaded in on one screen.