Models

Not every fap-worthy experience has to include triple penetration, nipple clamps and group facials. Sometimes, it’s nice to go back to your roots and enjoy a fap session the way our forefathers used to – with half-naked pictures of hot women in skimpy outfits. /r/Models is the perfect place to do just that. This place is an infinite library of images of the most beautiful women on the planet. Models have always been hotter than pornstars, though that’s kind of being challenged lately, what with all the solo masturbation performers on OnlyFans. But, that’s beside the point. The babes on /r/Models are truly godlike. These are the kinds of women that look like they were manufactured in a sex laboratory. These women are beyond perfect. They’re the yardstick by which other women’s beauty is measured and I’d like to wave my yardstick at their pussies. Unfortunately, I can’t see much of their pussies here.

Fortunately, not being able to see a half-naked chick’s pussy counts as teasing. They tease me to get hard and they tease me to blow my load all-over my computer screen. I want these babes. I want every single one of these babes. They’re all perfect. There’s so much variety and yet every single babe here is killing it. Most of them are aged between 18 and 25, with a few slightly older babes that really know how to keep it together. Models invest damn near every minute of every day on perfecting their looks. They don’t just learn how to use makeup, oh no. They care about their natural beauty as well. They spend a ton of time and money into perfecting their bodies for the outside world. That’s us. We’re the outside world. And, we respect all the hard work models are doing to look as hot as possible. That’s why we keep jacking off to them. It’s a tribute and a testament to their beauty.

Hot Chicks Trump Ugly Nudes

We used to jack off to models a lot more often back in the olden days. Before the internet, swimsuit models made for enough boner fuel. Nowadays we’re kind of spoiled. I’m not complaining. I love being able to see hardcore penetration on 21-year-old babes with perfect tits from the comfort of my own home. It’s great. And yet, sometimes, it’s nice to go back to my roots and enjoy something mild. I don’t frequent /r/Models too often. But I do swing back once in a while to see what the rest of the world considers top notch beauty. I’m not disappointed. These girls truly are pushing the envelope on beauty. You can tell that most of them were born with this extreme sex appeal. And yet, they’re all working overtime to make themselves that much more appealing.

These girls go hard in the motherfucking paint. They want to outdo each other. They all want to be the hottest woman in the world. What they don’t seem to understand is that men don’t care about the hottest babe alone. Men want all the hot girls. Multiple decent babes are always better than one hot babe, no matter how perfect she might seem. Quantity trumps quality, as long as the girl isn’t a butterface. That being said, /r/Models is a temple dedicated to perfect beauty. Most of the guys that follow this sub are dedicated to sharing, discussing and of course fapping to the best girls from around the globe.

It's Basically a Cultural Exchange

That’s one thing I love about female beauty. It doesn’t matter where the chick is from, what color her skin is or how she was raised. What matters is that she has perfect tits, a tight ass and an irresistible smile. All hot chicks are beautiful. And the ugly ones, well, they might not be on /r/Models but I’ll fuck them just the same. I consider that community service. I might as well give back, you know.

I saw this meme a few years ago about how men discussing chicks are the most elegant, disciplined and distinguished gentlemen with a lot of patience and dedication. It’s true. If /r/Models is any indication, all men turn into philosophers when pussy is on the table, especially when that pussy is lightly covered with a thong. The teasing squeezes out the mental potential. The dudes on this sub are going absolutely wild with discussions about the hottest babes. Some of them just post one liners, but others get into deep and detailed conversations with other members of the sub. It’s fantastic stuff. They’re basically working together to find the hottest women that have ever lived and aggregate their work here for posterity. I’d give this damn sub a medal if I could.

A Most Welcoming Place

As you may have guessed, /r/Models is mostly a boy’s club, but it’s far friendlier to women than other fap-worthy subs. Women are being objectified here, yes, but it’s all kind of tame and respectful. It’s different than subreddits that are centered entirely around bare-naked tits, for example. There are some women on here that have come to show respect to the female form, but they’re few and far in-between.

Most of the pictures on /r/Models are high resolution with perfect quality. I’m not seeing any compression here. There are no corners being cut. Sometimes you’ll get a photo with a watermark on the side, but I don’t care. Most of the time I don’t even notice on account of how focused I am on the tits. It’s a great system. Some models actually advertise themselves here, but since they’re serving up more of what the public wants to see, they’re welcome. It doesn’t count as spam if it’s exactly what the redditors came to see. All praise the babes that willingly post their bodies on Reddit for men to jack off to.

Learn While you Fap

Speaking of jacking off, it’s a bit hard to rub one off to modelling pictures, especially if you’ve spent your youth jacking it to hardcore bukkake like I have. I’m a bit jaded at this point. Still, I can appreciate the perfection of the female form. I’ve banged a lot of babes that looked like this and watching these models takes me back to fond memories. I know what it’s like to slide the panties off of a perfect pair of legs and reveal a freshly shaven soft vagina.

You can think of this subreddit as an anthropological study of the female body. Thousands of years ago they used to make little clay figurines of chicks with giant droopy breasts and a fat stomach. They were insane. Today, we’ve got flat tummies, perky tits and well-formed asses. If a chick’s stomach is visibly protruding, I don’t want her on my cock. I’d do her from behind if I have to, but come on – don’t tell me that a proper fat person is worth fucking. I don’t have anything against fat people, I just don’t want them pushing up against me. Go to the gym, lose some weight, start looking like a 5/10, then we’ll talk.

Do Your Cock a Favor

If you’re a guy and you’re fat, well, same advice applies, but you could also try being rich. I hear that helps in certain situations. You always see these kinds of perfect models hanging out with dudes who are either rich or hot. There’s little in-between. Men love perfect models with tight bodies and that’s exactly what /r/Models is all about. Let’s all come together to worship these perfect women in style. Check out the countless gorgeous images that are sure to make you hard. Strike up a conversation with some of the folks on the sub and talk about beautiful women.

Hell, it’s all completely free to browse. Reddit is a safe haven for the exchange of ideas and my favorite idea to exchange is visual representations of real-life boobs. I live for this shit. These chicks are rare out in the world, but here on /r/Models, they’re all you get to see. Just imagine, an infinite supply of perfect women, always available, constantly updated, infinitely scrollable. I doubt you’ll ever get to the last post on this sub. It’s been around for a long time. You’re looking at a seemingly endless library of perfect women. What more could you ask for?

Reddit is one of the best places on the internet for quality faps supplied by a loving community. That’s kind of their thing. I love what I’m seeing and I hope there’s going to be more to come down the line. I tend to check in on /r/Models once in a while to see what’s new and I suggest that you do the same.