Latina Cuties

Whether you have had the opportunity or not, every red-blooded man knows how delightful it is to bone Latin cunts. They're so good at fucking, they became world-famous for it. They are vibrant, seductive, and prepared to turn your cock into mush. There is nothing like that sexy Latin accent screaming out for more in Spanish. It could make me bust a nut in twenty seconds flat.

Heaven on Earth

If you have never sunk your dipstick into one of these brown bettys, you have my pity. I still recall my first time dicking down a Latin chick. I wore rugged Wrangler pants, but she tore them off my legs like a basketball player stepping off the bench. The look on that slut's face said, “I’m either going to pounce on this cock or snap it off to use later in the comfort of my own home." Fortunately, she chose the former.

When I tell you she sucked the essence out of my schlong, I’m not exaggerating. I watched my metaphysical soul exit my dick tip and soar toward the great beyond. Fortunately, a month or so later, it was returned to me by a sexy Spanish enchantress from Columbia. Little did I know the purpose of her visit was to return my soul, then immediately suck it back out like my cock was a straw. My soul is a hot commodity among Latinas.

I figured for sure I had nothing left to give that woman after she yanked the sperm from my testies. I couldn't have been more wrong. That crazy cunt hit my dick with the paddles and shocked it back to life. Then she sat her pussy down on my member as if she was gracing her throne.

That's when the “aye yai yais” and “oooh daddy give me more” began. If she hadn’t depleted my twig and berries moments earlier, I would have slung rope immediately. That's when I realized this bitch had designed these events all along. She knew my Peter couldn’t handle a pounding from her puss without being unloaded first. This isn’t a sluts first rodeo.

As she rode me reverse cowgirl style, I was in a catatonic state. The only thing I could manage to do was watch her ass and squeeze her tits. All conscious thought in my brain died. My caveman brain stem was the only thing keeping my heart beating and my lungs breathing. I had been boiled down to only autonomic function. It was like I was a brain living inside my penis.

Pussy That Makes Me Call a Contractor

When she had an orgasm, it was with such violence that the neighborhood thought a bomb had gone off. Her pussy juices soaked through my hardwood floors and flooded my basement. I had to buy a sub-pump to clear it out. It's a good thing I had the cement sealed up down there.

Once all was said and done, and she could fuck no longer, I was a fraction of my former self. I felt like my fragile skin had been seared from my manhood, leaving a blistered eggplant behind. She might as well have taken my penis with her to hang in her apartment like a fucking trophy. A remembrance of the time she destroyed a penis so thoroughly it no longer wanted to live on its host body. I’ll never have an experience like that again.

I now compare all of my sexual experiences to that day. I’m like a heroin addict chasing the dragon in an attempt to feel that first high again. It never comes, though. It’s a once-in-a-lifetime fuck session I will tell my children and grandchildren about one day. Hopefully, they can experience something as satisfying before they leave this world.

Until that day comes, they can enjoy Latin porn on the subreddit r/LatinaCuties. It’s not quite the same as boning them, but it’s as close as you'll ever get. It will help them prepare for a time they are faced with a tight Latin pussy themselves. I want my family to be loaded with all the knowledge they need to live life to the fullest, and how to properly fuck Latin bitches is a substantial part of that. Screw figuring out how to pay taxes or change a tire. I just want them to make a slut named Tina squirt buckets of pussy juice out of my window so it doesn't fuck up their basement. Is that too much to ask for my loved ones?

Just look at the bitches on r/LatinaCuties. Bronze skin is like a sandy beach on a sunny day. Booty cheeks like beach balls. Coordinated hips used to make you lose control of your orgasm and fill a bitch up to the gills with semen. Latina bitches are one of the most beloved genres of porn for a good reason. What isn’t there to love? Why do you think r/LatinaCuties has almost four hundred thousand members?

Rhythm

I know you’ve seen a stunning Latin slut dance before. If you haven't, you better hit up r/LatinaCuties as soon as possible. Think about Jennifer Lopez or Shakira and the way they move their bodies. You don’t ever see white sluts bouncing their hips like that.

If Jennifer Lopez sat on your willy and did the dance from “Hips Don’t Lie,” your balls would fly out of your ass. You would sling ropes with such velocity it would make sperm shoot out of her ears and nose like a bukake water sprinkler. You would jizz with such force your scrotum would fly off like a frisbee and knock your grandmother's urn off its display base. I’m just joshing with you. I know your Grandma is still alive. I fucked her just last night. I do the Lord's work from time to time.

You'll see plenty of sexy dancing on r/LatinaCuties. They are some of my favorite posts. It's fucking hypnotizing. I've lost hours and hours to watching Latin sluts get their groove on.

Let us not forget about lips. Latinas are known for their DSLs, also known as dick-sucking lips. There is nothing like the sensation of thick, full lips bobbing up and down on your wet willy. It feels like truth and peace. It’s meditative. It's otherworldly. I feel like a one-hundred-and-twenty-year-old monk seeking oneness and clarity while stacking rocks and scribbling in sand.

You'll see lots of full dick-sucking lips on r/LatinaCuties. However, I will warn you now that you won't see any blow jobs. r/LatinaCuties is dedicated to only ladies. There is no penis in this bitch, which I'm fine with. It leaves my brain open to imagine that a slut sucks cock exactly how I like it.

I know it's not a tit, ass cheek, or pussy lip, but Latin bitches faces are stunning. No matter how amazing the rest of her body is, the first thing men see on a bitch is her face. The face is the frosting on the cake body. It brings the whole dessert together. Those beautiful bronze cheeks and tan lips call out for a dribbling of white cum.

Sweet Nothings

Speaking of lips, Spanish is a romance language. It's called so because Spanish dirty talk is the sexiest dirty talk around. If you have never had sweet nothings whispered into your ear in Spanish while a bitch plays with your dick, then you haven’t lived a life worth living. What am I talking about? If white bitches won't fuck you, you won't be able to get a Latin bitch to touch your cock with oven mitts on.

Your Parents, the President, and the Pope

Everyone knows the stereotype of the passionate Latin bitch. Latin bitches are the kind of ladies that will slice your tires and gouge your paint. Dudes don’t put up with all that fuck shit without anticipating a prize. That prize is the craziest sex you’ve ever had. The kind of sex you call and tell your parents about. The kind of sex you write a letter to the President about. The kind of sexy you send the Pope a tape of.

I’m fully aware you will never get to have a sexual experience that even remotely resembles anything I’ve talked about here, but that's why r/LatinaCuties exists. Nobody wants to touch that pathetic wang of yours, but that doesn’t mean you don’t deserve to watch. Those that can’t do, teach… or watch a bunch of it on the internet.

My only problem with r/LatinaCuties is that Imgur stopped hosting adult content. Imgur is the primary image and video host on Reddit. It sucks, but other services are stepping up to fill the gaps.

If you can't fuck them, jerk off to Latin bitches on r/LatinaCuties.