Whooties

What’s up, you pretty little prick puller! Do you like ass? If you answered no then it sounds like you should go to church! You need Jesus! For the men among us, there are few better simple pleasures than the view of a big ol’ booty! I’m more of an ass guy, myself! In fact, I’d go as far as saying that I’m a bit of an ass connoisseur! (I’m also a bit of a boob connoisseur, a thigh connoisseur… feet connoisseur… I’m a pretty big expert on female anatomy! Haha!)

The female ass is one of the natural wonders of the world. Any seasoned pervert can appreciate a pretty pair of cheeks no matter how they come or where they’re from! And you’d better believe there’s a place online dedicated to appreciating every kind of ass that exists. Think of a type of ass — there’s a community for it: Petite Asian ass? You’re damn straight! Fat Ebony Butts? You bet your ass! Big ol’ White Cakes? You’re in for a fucking treat!

Today, you’ll get to appreciate some of the finest white cakes the internet has to offer. And we’re going all the way to the front page of the internet to enjoy them! That’s right! None other than Reddit. Reddit’s known for a lot. Worthless arguments on supposedly “wholesome” subs, legendary events captured on camera, and ridiculously in-depth information on obscure topics. But you can also find a wealth of amateur porn from girls thirsty for your cum deposits!

If there’s a genre, kink, or fantasy, there’s a subreddit for it! (Even if there really shouldn’t be!) So, you’d better believe that there’s a subreddit for FAT WHITE ASSES for perverts like you to appreciate! Today, I checked out r/whooties. (That’s Big White Booties with a capital B!) This community is 600k+ strong with some of the finest white cake you’ll see online!

With asses like these, it’s no wonder this sub is well on its way to over a million uploaders and appreciators. Not to mention, the babes on here are just as active as their audience! That’s right! If you thought You were thirsty, you haven’t seen anything! These girls will stop at nothing to try to get your creamy load on their creamy asses! (Through your phone screen, of course! I can’t imagine what you’d have to pay to really do that! Haha!)

You can be sure that every upload is original. There are no reposts of some pornstar or OnlyFans model someone just jerked off to! There’s a chance that some of these girls are jerking off to the thought of you jerking off to them! (Yeah! Some girls are really into that!) They’ll even thank you for your appreciation in the comments. With active members on both the ass uploaders and the ass appreciators' side, this really feels like a community! And these big white asses deserve all the appreciation they get!

Endless Booty Browsing

I wonder if Reddit knew how perfect its endless scrolling feature would be for porn, haha! With no ads and perverts uploading every day, Reddit provides a seamless sea of every kind of naughty content you can imagine! That includes perfect round asses or European persuasion! I don’t even know how many uploads of white tushies you’ll find on this sub. But I’m damn sure you won’t be able to if you tried! Haha!

For the life of me, I couldn’t put my finger on the type of color this sub uses as a theme. It's like a mix between peach and red. Either way, it’s one of the sexiest colors I’ve seen. It’s actually called “radical red” and I’m honestly surprised I’ve never seen a porn site with that theme. (For some reason, a lot of them use pretty sexless colors, like fucking Facebook blue or lime green… Looking at you, ImageFap!)

On the side of the page, you’ll find a cute little bio and a list of rules. It looks like the mods here are pretty cool. There’s not much stopping girls from posting in any way they want. The rules ensure that you’ll only be enjoying asses from the uploaders themselves. They even detail that having some guy’s cock in the picture is a no-go, haha! I guess having some other guy’s boner next to the ass you’re enjoying is a bit of a mood killer, haha!

The rules also state that every ass has to be a white one. So, if you're a chick who’s dying to share your cake, but exceed the required level of melanin, you’re outta luck! Don’t worry, you’re never too far from a community just waiting to worship that ass!

Depending on when you’re reading this, you’ll probably find two pins explaining the drama Reddit’s been dealing with. I don’t have time to get into it here. But, basically, most subreddits, including this one, went dark in protest to some bigwig corporate decisions. For a few days, 600k+ members were blue-balled because some corpos wanted to make Reddit suck. If you’re lucky, by the time you’re reading this, the protest worked and r/whooties will be more active than ever!

Hot White Buns!

The rules disallow any low-effort uploads. So, any image that’s not HD will likely be deleted within the minute it’s uploaded. I’m guessing any girl under an 8 is deleted too! Because I couldn’t find any girl that wasn’t fucking gorgeous! The subreddit’s done a pretty fucking great job at attracting some of the hottest white girls to share their asses!

You’ll find nothing but high-quality white cakes here, my friend! Every image, GIF, or video is of perfect quality. I don’t know what it is about e-girls, but they always seem to manifest a fucking photography degree every time they want someone to jack off to them! And I’m sure you won’t be surprised to know that pretty much every girl here has an OnlyFans. So, don’t go sending DMs of your cock, expecting a reply!

Don’t get me wrong though! These girls might be rocking an OnlyFans account, but it’s clear that’s because there’s nothing else they’d rather do! Haha! Members like u/IAmBambiDoe have been uploading their asses for fucking years! This beautiful redhead has been sharing her perfect body with the community like it’s her fucking job! I’m almost surprised she’s not a moderator at this point! (Oh, you’d better believe some of the moderators are uploaders too!)

If you’re prone to simping over girls online, you’d better watch your ass! This girl looks like a fucking soul snatcher! One of her latest uploads titled "I like to think I look cute from the back" showed her bending over in a way that showed genuinely impressive leg strength! I mean, she certainly earned that ass! That was a whole fucking show!

Not to mention, this girl has the second-highest post of all time! For a community with 600k+ members, this hot white ass is a big fucking deal! And she’s not the only one with milky cheeks that’ll keep you dreaming. With the rate of uploads on this sub, it’s like a competition to see who can post the hottest ass pics. It’s like every picture is better than the last! It’s fucking awesome!

What I Liked

There are few things I love more than an active community of perverts. And for the past couple of days, Reddit has constantly impressed me with its collection of pervy communities. And I’ve gotta say, I’m pretty fucking impressed with this one too! It’s not every day you’ll see the girls of these subs as active as the guys who get off to them!

I mean… is there a chance that the girl who’s replying to your comment is part of a team of her second cousins? Sure! But there’s gotta be at least one girl on there who’s genuinely pleased you got off to her ass, haha!

What I Didn’t Like

I was pretty unimpressed with the kinds of comments I saw under these pics. I mean, come on guys! You’ve gotta do better than that! What the fuck! Haha! Scrolling through the comments under some of these pictures, you’d think someone programmed a bunch of bots to talk to each other. It’s seriously dull! I mean, it’s like the blood drained from their brain to their balls and they could only manage half a fucking sentence!

Tips From ThePornDude

As far as Reddit communities go, this one’s pretty alright. I’m not sure how you can convince these guys to be way more interesting than they are. So, I haven’t got a lot of suggestions for this one.

I have seen a few other subs pin a post of the week. That’d totally be worth trying. With so many uploads, there’s gotta be a couple that stands out enough to deserve the spotlight! In my opinion, naughty communities like these should do that way more often!

Conclusion

If you’ve got a taste for creamy buns, then you’ll find a home at r/whooties. The community is pretty big and there’s more white ass to enjoy than you can imagine! Not to mention, the girls who post are just as active as the guys who get off to them! So, you can jack off to free HD images and videos, and they’ll personally thank you for it! Now doesn’t that sound like a good time!?