Reddit Ass

Reddit ass, aka r/Ass! Man… Reddit’s one hell of a place, huh? You can find pretty much everything and anything all of the time! From political echo chambers to conspiracy communities… The most obscure niches to the most mainstream memes… And what have I been looking at? ASS! Haha! Did you even have to ask? Along with the whirlwind of content provided by the front page of the internet, you can find all the juiciest ass you could ever dream of.

We’re living in some pretty interesting times. The things people would have to do to be able to see a collection of gorgeous peaches like these! Nowadays, your crusty little cock can stumble on Reddit porn pages by complete accident! You’d better appreciate this shit while you still can! Haha! Let’s not think about it too much… What’s important is what’s always been the most important — The fruit of life…

I’ve been enjoying a hell of a lot of what Reddit has to offer. Everything from the edgiest goth THOTs to the sexiest collection of just about every ethnicity. But this… This is where it’s at. R/ass is rightfully one of Reddit’s giants. That’s because, if “Chad” was Reddit porn content, it would be this! You read that right! R/ass is the Chad of Reddit porn content!

This legendary subreddit was created all the way back in 2008. Just like a rich pornstar’s ass, it’s grown like a motherfucker! It now boasts over 2 million members! As much as Reddit hates to admit it, this shit is mainstream! Even if you’re not looking to enjoy some sexy content, you’ll come across this subreddit one way or another!

The thing about this though… This subreddit is so huge, it’s almost weird to call it a community. With so many members, I don’t see much communion going on. Why is that? Models, my friend. Most of the asses you see here come from girls with OnlyFans accounts. Once upon a time, you would have girls post their asses simply for the love of the game. There was no alternative… Just collect some compliments and move on. She posts a sick ass photo, guys appreciate it, and everyone gets on with their day!

Since the creation of sites like OnlyFans… Everything’s changed. Sure, the quality of the content might have gotten better. Those butts are to fucking die for! But… I don’t know... There’s just something missing. There’s a disconnect. The platform is no longer for perverts to help get each other off. Now it’s for perverts to either enjoy a show from girls looking to funnel an audience to their premium content. The horniness seems totally one-sided!

Well, who really cares… If you were never the type to comment on a picture of a nice ass (Shame on you!) then all you’ll see is a sea of nice asses! Haha! There’s a lot going on here, and I’ve been looking forward to this review all day! I’m gonna enjoy this!

Perfect Peaches

I’m a huge fan of this cute page theme. The popping yellow color theme and the peaches? Fucking chef’s kiss! You couldn’t get any classier! Haha! I’m glad these guys made the effort. It makes me sad when bigger Reddit porn pages don’t take themselves more seriously! With such good content, why not have a splash of color?

At the side of the page, you’ll find the list of rules. Nothing super complicated. Just the usual “Keep it legal”, “Original content only”, “Don’t post shitty pictures! All the stuff that ensures that perverts like you are guaranteed consistent quality! Aren’t you a lucky motherfucker?!

Below the rules, you’ll find a list of related subreddits. Most subreddits like this tend to have a lot more listed. But when you’re a giant on one of the biggest platforms online, it makes sense to only have three other giants: R/booty_queens, r/AdorableNudes, and r/Nude_Selfie. Once you’ve satisfied your appetite for ass, you can enjoy some of the best Reddit has to offer elsewhere.

The pin at the top of the page explains how to verify your profile so you can post. Don’t let the sheer volume of asses fool you. That’s just a result of competition from OnlyFans… Over the past few years, restrictions and requirements to post have gotten stricter and stricter. With so many members, I guess there’s just too much room to fuck up. (Boy, do I know that feeling…) It’s probably safer to make sure thirsty THOTs don’t spam the page with relentless copies of low-effort pics.

Asses Everywhere Forever!

I gotta say… I’m a big fan of this subreddit! You can scroll down just once to see a gorgeous variety of all types of ass from all types of babes! If you’re into big old round rumps, you can make a collection. You love toned tushes from supermodel babes? There’s more than enough to go around. Every type of tush you can think of, you’re only a click away from enjoying!

You couldn’t get through this amount of content if you fucking tried! I wonder just how many pictures of asses have been uploaded to this subreddit since 2008. Man, if someone made some kind of collage or compilation of all that content, I would gladly pay for it! I’m gonna go ahead and put the challenge out there! Surely, that should count as some form of a modern art piece, haha!

Who cares that the girls in this community are only thinking about their bottom line? We were only thinking about their bottoms anyway! I mean, just try to send u/Selena_Diaz a DM about how much seeing her butt made your day! Haha! Her latest post was titled "My juicy ass needs to be pounded". And it was fucking glorious.

This hot blonde teased the top of today’s Reddit page with a full nude from behind. This girl dropped her hot pink panties to reveal a sexy tramp stamp above a perfect ass. Not to mention she looked fucking gorgeous… The sky was blue, and I wouldn’t be surprised if the sun came out just to see that ass!

Of course, I had to see what made the top r/ass post of all time. And I was not disappointed! U/auroraangel20 has an ass that shouldn’t be possible for a woman to have. This is like 1 in a fucking million! I can’t imagine the amount of accidental boners this girl has caused in her life. She must have been walking around with an entire bakery since college! That’s both a gift and the result of hard work!

The post is titled “Can my soft body make you hard". And the answer is a resounding fucking yes! You should see the comments under that post, haha! The guys could barely form a sentence! The clip of her shaking her moon on all fours just enough for her little dress to ride up her ass… That image will stick with me for the rest of my life. This woman must be a fucking nightmare and barbeque, haha!

What I Liked

I know it’s kind of a given that content online is HD, but HD content from some platforms really stands out. And on r/ass it really stood out… among other things! We all know that, once a girl wants to get a guy hard, she could download the skill of a photographer with 5 years of experience immediately. It’s like Neo from the fucking Matrix downloading black-belt Kung Fu. It never ceases to amaze me.

What I really enjoyed was the variety. If you’ve read any of my blogs, you’ll know that I’m a fucking sucker for variety. My cock’s never been satisfied by one type of girl… And neither will yours when you go through the content here!

What I Don’t Like

There’s really not a lot to dislike here. The community is well-run… It looks pretty, the posts fucking amazing and there’s a whole lot of them! The only issue I have is with the restrictions… I get it. It’s better to protect yourself... But damn! I feel like restrictions are what’s giving us more of the Instagram girls and less of the girls that just wanna have fun!

Tips From ThePornDude

I’m honestly stunned you haven’t thought of this yet. Or maybe you have and decided not to fix what ain’t broke. Either way, I seriously suggest you add a “Model of the Week” pin. Some other subreddits do “Model of the Month”, but you have more than enough content to make it a weekly deal.

Think about it! How happy will some of these girls be to be highlighted among a sea of competition? Not to mention everyone gets to check out the best ass of the past few days they might have missed? It’s a fucking win-win!

Conclusion

This is some of the purest, simplest, perfect porn content you can find on Reddit. R/ass has an enormous variety of different asses to enjoy from an endless selection of models. Sure, nowadays, these models are mostly semi-pro porn actors with OnlyFans accounts. But with a sea of ass like this for completely free… Who the fuck cares?!