DikGames

Dik Games might be one C short of a full dingdong, but it doesn’t take a rocket scientist or professional porn researcher to understand what they’re getting at. Creative misspelling or not, I’m a big fan of video games I can play with my dick, or “dik”, as well as my hands, so I was eager to check out the site as soon as I heard the name. With any luck, I’d get lost in an interactive adult adventure by the time the Viagra and weed gummies fully kicked in. I might lose a day of productivity, sure, but that’s just one of the inherent risks of being a porn reviewer, not to mention a fan of X-rated video games.

The little blurb at the bottom of DikGames.com describes it as “a free website that features the best and latest Adult Games, Erotic Comics, Visual Novels, RPGs, 3d adult games and much more.” The joint’s been online since 2020, and has since established itself as one hell of a free collection of porn games. They get around 5 million visits a month, which ain’t chump change by any measure. With numbers like that, I had a feeling I was onto something good, so I grabbed the lube and made my way inside.

Playing Dik Games with Your Dick

Visually speaking, DikGames ain’t the flashiest website in the world, nor is it the crustiest. They’re running on WordPress like a lot of free adult sites, but they’ve taken the time to polish their theme and make it feel like their own, with a nice logo and overall professional vibe. Contrast that to the low-effort WordPress blogs where it looks like they chose a theme at random and did nothing to customize the presentation.

The strong first impression doesn’t stop at the design. In fact, most of you pervs won’t even notice the general layout, your eyes instead going straight to big slideshow at the top of the front page and the thumbnails below. Rather than focusing on any particular genre, the site’s collecting a nice, wide range of adult video games. If you’re the kind of indecisive gamer who gets hung up trying to watch something on Netflix or Pornhub, you may want to set a day or two aside to peruse the collection.

The front-page spread of games is a microcosm of what you’ll find within. As soon as I landed, I was faced with 3D taboo games with realistic CG characters, visual novels with sexy hentai demonesses, fantasy RPGs with elf fucking, and sci-fi tactical RPGs full of anal sex and BDSM. There’s even a Rick and Morty dating sim. Unlike real life, you can still get laid even after the babes find out you’re into Rick and Morty.

There’s such a variety that I was worried the DikGames.com index of tags would be the kind of overwhelming, hundred-page index you find on hentai sites. They’ve done a good job with the tagging, though, keeping it relatively trim while including a crazy-ass range of kinks, fetishes, sex acts and scenarios. They’ve got all the usual stuff you find on any porn site, like Handjobs, Deepthroat and Group Sex, plus kinkier fare like Lactation, Corruption, Monster, Furry. No matter how depraved you are, there’s probably something on the menu that will appeal to your deepest, darkest urges.

Show Me to the Perverted Games, Please

The thumbnail for a game called Prison Life caught my eye with a few sexy 3D prisoners in various stages of undress. It’s got a 73% rating with Dik Games visitors, so I clicked through to see the full post. There are a handful of screengrabs, including some nice prison-cell cunnilingus, as well as some basic info like an overview, installation notes and a changelog. This one’s tagged with such genres as 3dcg, humiliation, lesbian, drugs, rape and female domination.

Every game on DikGames.com is available for download, with multiple download mirrors in case one goes tits up. At 257.73 MB, Prison Life ain’t going to take up much room on your machine, so it’ll be easy enough to hide if you’re using a shared laptop. Just remember to wipe the sperm from the keyboard when you’re done.

Separate downloads are offered for Windows/Linux, Mac and Android, all of which are supported by Prison Life. They’ve got Dik Games that’ll work for any platform you happen to be gaming and fapping on, and most of the ones I looked at have multi-platform support. You can even browse by platform via the dropdown menu out front.

There is one painfully obvious exception that’ll hurt the iPhone fanboys the most: there’s no iOS section. This isn’t actually a reflection on DikGames, though, as those of you who’ve looked for iPhone porn games will already know. Apple has always been a cockblocker in this respect, so take up your blue ball issues with them. It’s kind of silly they won’t let you play porn games outside of your browser on such expensive phones, which is one of the reasons I don’t use one. Google may spy on you, but they don’t care if you jack off!

How Much Masturbating Do You Intend to Do Today?

I’m whipping up this review on a Monday afternoon, shortly after lunch, and DikGames.com has already added 15 new games to the collection today. They’re adding big handfuls of content to the collection every day, making it a worthwhile stop on your daily masturbatory travels around the internet if you’re into porn gaming. Hentai games, visual novels and kinky RPGs are all among today’s crop, and I already want to play at least half of them.

To date, there are nearly 2,000 free porn games in the library. I’ve been reviewing these things for years now, and I’m still blown away by just how many adult games are being banged out by indie game designers with dirty minds. If you’re new to the genre, it can be a little overwhelming trying to figure out where to start. Be sure to check out my other site, BestPornGames, where I rank and review some of the best ones out there, all broken down by category to keep things simple.

While the focus of the site is on all those titular Dik Games, they’ve also got a growing collection of porn comics. As with the games, there’s a nice range of content within the artistic fap fodder. Recent additions include a couple porno parodies of Supergirl, a CG story, spooky clown sex, and of course, plenty of hentai. The most recent comic upload features a much more fapworthy depiction of Daphne and Velma than that weak new HBO show.

If you’re brand new to porn gaming, Dik Games also has a small section of tutorials available under their Others menu. It’s pretty basic stuff aimed at real noobs, but they’ll walk you through things like running Ren’py and RPGM games on Android, or playing Windows games on Mac. You can also request a game or post your own. Got anything you want to share with the rest of the class?

Alright, Let’s Get Downloading

If there’s one downside to getting your porn game fix from DikGames, it’s with respect to the downloads. Like most blogs offering free downloads, the games are hosted on file locker services like Mega. If you’ve ever used these before, you already know the drill. Free users will typically face wait times, throttled download speeds and a limited number of downloads per day, though you can bypass the restrictions by springing for a paid membership.

That said, it does seem like the webmasters here have gone out of their way to get you faster access to the files than you might find on other websites. I was pleasantly surprised to find quick download speeds without a countdown timer before the downloads started. Whoever’s running DikGames really seems to care about the user experience, which is all too rare in the world of free adult content. With my adblocker running, I didn’t see any spam, either.

At the end of the day, DikGames.com has lots to offer and basically nothing to ask. This is one of the better free XXX game libraries I’ve seen lately, with a killer collection, a strong presentation and without the kind of cash-grab spammy bullshit you often find on free sites. On that note, I’m going to wrap this up now so I can fully enjoy these new games I just downloaded.