LewdGames

Lewd Games have always brought joy to my life, even more than the AAA games that everybody else talks openly about in mixed company. I mean, sure, I like Elden Ring as much as the next guy, but I’ve never had a satisfactory wank while battling my way through the Lands Between. While there are a fair number of characters with big, bouncy jugs in Teen- and Mature-rated games, they just never seem to compare to the full-on naked boobies in games made explicitly for adults. Unfortunately, you ain’t going to be able to find the really good stuff at GameStop, no matter how much you pester the greasy incel behind the counter.

I feel like adult video games are something of a hidden niche, because a lot of noobs to the genre are still blown away by just how many of them are available. Take LewdGames.net, for example, a growing archive of free, downloadable porn games. The archive is fucking massive, as we’ll soon see, which goes a long way in explaining how this very new site gets half a million visits a month. Let’s see what all those gamers are playing with their one free hand.

Who Wants to Play Some Lewd Games

LewdGames is fairly unassuming from out front. They’ve got a pretty typical blog-style layout, running on WordPress like so many other blogs both clean and filthy. Their logo is cute, though I wouldn’t call it lewd, because it just looks like a weird little cartoon dude with a devil skull head. Maybe he’s actually a deformed dong, or maybe he’s what happens to human beings when they stay in their mom’s basement for too long, beating off to porn games instead of ever going outside or taking a shower.

I tend to notice website layouts more than average masturbator, though, mostly because it’s part of my job as an online porn reviewer. My other job is professional masturbator, and though you ain’t getting paid for it, I’m sure you amateur wankers will notice the same thing that really caught this masturbators eye: the wide variety of X-rated video games.

The spread is impressive, even from the front page. Before I started clicking around, I saw anime girlfriend simulators, CG hotwives, science fiction harlots and a kinky game about sex in Tehran that seems downright dangerous for anybody actually living there. There are visual novels of taboouous sex, lewd games about voyeurism, hand-drawn furry sex with explicit detail, and an adult life simulator with tags like #Creampie, #Footjob and #School Setting.

LewdGames.net does a great job tagging the content with relevant sex acts, scenarios, fetishes, art and gameplay styles. I picked a random game, Lessons In Love, and found it labeled with such tags as Ahegao, Dating Sim, Harem, and Masturbation. The tagging will make it easy to find the weird shit that gets you all hard and drippy, either by using the search bar at the top of the screen or clicking one of the tags.

The one notable omission to the setup here is a Tags or Categories page, a common directory on all types of adult websites. The site is still very young, so I hope to see them implement one soon. A Tags page would make it easy to see at a glance how deep their perversion runs, and give you quick access to material that makes your dick hard even if you ain’t immediately sure what you want to play. Until then, I guess you’ll just have to flip through the collection with a hard-on.

Lewd Games for Every Platform

Since they tagged all the porno subgenres so well, it should come as no surprised that Lewd Games is also well-organized when it comes to the various platforms these games work on. There’s a dropdown menu out front where you’ll find all your options. They have a nice collection of porno video games for Android, Windows, Linux and MacOS. Whether you’re shaking your dick at the big desktop in the office or pulling your pud to your phone while you sit on the toilet, these guys have got plenty of apps to keep you fapping.

I’m honestly impressed by how many of the games work on multiple platforms. In fact, I’d say most of them give you a few different options in that respect. One of today’s fresh games, a visual novel about sharing your wife while she keeps your dick locked in a chastity cage, has downloads available for Mac and Win/Linux. The furry game I mentioned earlier, Forbidden Fruit Magic Fingers 2, has the same options, plus an Android version so you can jerk off a horse cock on the go.

By the numbers, you’ll have the easiest time beating off to LewdGames.net if you’re on a Windows machine. Almost all of the games here will run on Windows, and most of them will run on Mac and/or Linux. Android users have the smallest selection, but the current count still has nearly 50 pages of them that’ll work on your non-iPhone.

As of this writing, you can download over 1500 free porn games from LewdGames. That’s a hell of stash, especially considering the site has only been live for a couple months now. I’m not sure exactly how they’re sourcing material, but I have to assume they’re constantly collecting new content for the library.

You probably already guessed this from the ridiculous girth, but they’re adding dozens of new lewd games every day. I’m writing this up on a Friday afternoon, and they’ve added no fewer than 26 games today, typically with multiple download options for multiple platforms. The day is still young, too, so there may well be more coming down the pipeline.

Alright, Time to Play and Fap!

As I was reviewing LewdGames, I found a number of their titular offerings that I really wanted to try out for myself. There’s an X-rated Metroidvania platformer called Kincaid, a game called Cartoon Harem featuring nude versions of Kim Possible and the Teen Titans, and a fat-girl dating sim called Peaches Are Not The Only Fruit, just to name a few. I could spend the rest of the article just listing games I want to play with my dick out, but you get the point.

Before I could play anything, though, I had to download something. I pulled up the page for Demons of Harem, a cosplay sandbox game full of big-titted 3D-CG anime girls. They’ve got multiple mirrors for all three versions of the game: Win/Linux, Mac and Android. I was tempted to grab the mobile version, but figured it might be ever-so-slightly easier on my laptop.

Here’s where I ran into the only real downside to using the site. If you’re familiar with porn download blogs, you probably already saw this coming. None of the games are actually hosted on LewdGames.net, so you’ll have to download them from file locker services like Mega, AnonFile, GoFile and ZippyShare. It’s nice that they give you multiple options, but free users are going to run into the same basic set of issues anywhere.

Namely, you’re going to have some waiting to do. Without a premium (paid) file locker account, you’ll have your download speeds limited to what your grandpa experienced back in the dialup days. There are usually daily download limits, too, though those can be circumvented to a certain extent thanks to all the mirrors. It’s still a lot cheaper to sign up for a file locker than a paysite, but I know how many of you are just here for the freebies. Hey, I get it. Food’s expensive and mom is tired of buying you those crustless PB&Js from the freezer section.

LewdGames.net is off to such an impressive start that even if they stopped working on the site right now, it’d still be worth a look thanks to the absolute wealth of free porn games they’ve already amassed. The library is only going to continue getting bigger, and I look forward to seeing what pops up on the site next. The presentation is clean as fuck, without so much as a single pop-up or banner ad slipping through my adblocker, which means there ain’t much to get between you and all that free, interactive adult entertainment. Better clear some room on your schedule unless you want to get caught whacking off on the job.