Pie4K

If I mentioned Pie 4K somewhere else besides ThePornDude, you might assume it was something a lot more wholesome than it actually is. Pies aren’t inherently filthy, after all, and there’s a decent chance you’ll taste a few different ones at wholesome family gatherings this holiday season. Hell, maybe grandma will finally give you her secret recipe this year. If the link for Pie4K slid into your inbox courtesy of your sister-in-law, you’d naturally assume it was going to be an archive of high-resolution pie baking videos. After you click it, though, you’d probably have some new ideas about your brother’s wife, but don’t worry—I won’t say anything.

Of course, pies have a totally different connotation in the world of online pornography. Unless you just escaped from a lifelong stint in a weird anti-sex cult, you already know the pies in question are of the creamiest kind. That’s right, ladies and germs, Pies4K.com is a premium joint where the pretty girls all get pumped full of cum. It’s brought to you by the same smut-peddling perverts who created such gems as Tiny4K, Hunt4K and Loan4K, which made me even more eager to get in there and take a fap test for myself.

Who’s Up for Some Pie 4K?

Pie4K makes a strong impression with the tour page, which feels as polished and modern as you want when you’re looking for a new paysite. Even if I wasn’t already familiar with the work coming out of the studio, it’s obvious they’ve put some time, money and talent into the whole thing. This ain’t some half-ass, bullshit operation, that’s for sure.

There’s a series of big, explicit promo shots from recent creampie flicks that slide across the top of the page. Beneath the images, the text proclaims “100% AMATEUR AUTHENTIC EXCLUSIVE CONTENT,” the capital letters letting you know they’re fucking serious. It’s definitely worth noting what they mean by amateur here, because this is neither short, sloppy vertical iPhone vids nor the new wave of OnlyFans-style homebrew pornography. That’s glaringly obvious from the sets, the shots, and the overall presentation, which is as professional as it gets.

Nah, Pie 4K means “amateur” in the sense that they’re shooting with newer, lesser-known models, who also happen to be gorgeous, talented sluts. They may not be the biggest names, but regular internet porn consumers will recognize babes like Veronica Leal, Stacy Cruz, and Vanessa Decker. I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if some of the smaller names blow up in the near future, because these women are smoking hot.

The preview images on the Pie4K.com tour page look crisp and mouthwatering, and frankly had me kind of hard and drippy really early on in my visit. I was hoping for some preview videos, but every thumbnail led me to an “Access Denied” message and a signup link. It’s one of my biggest pet peeves as a porn reviewer when paysites ditch the previews, but it ain’t all that uncommon. With that in mind, I made my way to the signup page to see what the damage would be.

A Whole Meal or Just the Pies?

I’m writing up this Pie 4K review the week after Thanksgiving, and they’re still running a Cyber Monday sale. The current sale price is fifteen bucks a month, half off the usual rate of $30. Thirty bones is the same price you’d pay for just about any paysite in 2024, including my own PornDudeCasting. The yearly rate for Pie4K.com is ninety bucks, or $59.95 with the Cyber Monday sale. Either way, that breaks down to one of the nicer rates I’ve seen on a paysite lately.

There’s also an all-inclusive Premium membership that includes all 16 of the VIP4K sites. I’m not going to dig too deep into the other Premium stuff since I’m focused on Pie4K today, but the full list includes brands like Old4K, Rim4K, Cuck4K and Tutor4K. This kind of network tends to keep expanding, so I recommend checking out the current list to see if they’ve added anything else yet.

The regular price for all the VIP4K stuff is $149, billed yearly. It breaks down to a lot less than you’d pay for a year of anything at a monthly rate, but it’s still a pretty penny. I’m mentioning it again here because Pie4K doesn’t have the biggest collection on its own, so the full package may be a better way to milk the most bang out of your buck.

There are currently 14 Pie 4K movies, which really ain’t great for paysite. I’ve got to cut them a bit of slack since they’re a newer site, having first stocked the shelves with a quartet of fuck flicks back at the end of April. The bigger problem is that the updates come sporadically, so you can’t really be sure how much new stuff you’ll get over the course of a 30-day billing cycle. It looks like they’re updating roughly every 2 or 3 weeks, but there have been some longer dry spells.

It’s a common issue on porn networks. I wish VIP4K gave all their brands equal attention, but they actually have polls for each of their sub-sites. “Add more scenes to this channel?” reads the Pie4K video page, and I joined the chorus of fans clicking Yes.

Oh, They’re Talking About Creampies

While the Pie4K.com updates ain’t coming as hard and fast as I’d like them, I am reviewing the site just in time to catch a recent creampie film. Ovulation As Cause Of Multiple Ejaculation is a half-hour movie starring the lovely Ariela Donovan, who looks beautiful with sperm dripping out of her twat in the preview thumbnail.

The movie started as soon as I hit Play, with no apparent buffering and a nice, crisp video resolution, which is no less than I expect from a site with 4K in the title. It opens with a curly haired dude waking up with a boner beside Ariela. There’s some light flute music that reminds me of Lord of the Rings as the dude pulls his socks on and Ariela kicks him out of the bathroom.

The intro is a little slow, moderately cinematic and very cheesy. In other words, it’s a classic porno movie setup, a contrast to the reality porn so many studios are banging out. I skipped ahead a bit and found Ariela on her knees, aggressively bobbing her head on dude’s dingdong. He returns the favor by licking her twat before dipping his dick in it. The camerawork alternates between POV angles and steady, smooth-panning handheld shots.

Remember what I said about the amateurs Pie4K was claiming? The girl may be a newbie to the business, but nothing else about this video feels remotely amateur. This is premium pornography made by a studio who knows exactly what the fuck they’re doing, with enough money behind the production to make sure it looks fucking incredible. Every element, from the sets to the shots to the humping itself, is polished and professional. Wannabe smut peddlers could stand to do some homework here. (And don’t forget my other site, PornWebmasters!)

The scene’s hot enough that I wanted to save it for the permanent offline spank bank. Downloads are available on Pie4K.com, so go ahead and stock up on those cum-filled ultra-HD pornos. If you’re on a slower connection, downloads are the best way to get the most out of that 4K quality they’re hawking. It'd be a shame to let that go to waste.

I’ll be honest: I went into this expecting good things, because that’s what this company has offered in the past. If you’ve checked out their other sites or read my reviews of them, you’ve probably already got a sense for the quality they’re offering. It’s a fucking shame they don’t offer real free previews, because I think a glimpse or two would go a long way in helping move units.

I recommend checking out the Pie4k.com tour page if you love creampies and you’re looking for a high-quality paysite to help occupy those lonely nights and boring lunch breaks. The cast features a nice array of rising starlets, and the high production values make for a 100% fapworthy product. The full VIP4K package is also worth a look if you’re after a deal on a longer term, larger smut library. These perverts know their shit.