Face Sitting

Reddit Facesitting, aka r/facesitting! Choosing between Reddit and Facesitting can sometimes be a real fucking dilemma, can’t it? On one hand, you could spend the whole day shooting the shit with internet nerds, sharing memes, conspiracy theories and sad stories about striking out for the thousandth time on Tinder. On the other hand, wouldn’t it be a lot nicer to just have some pretty girl sit on your face? It might be hard to upvote anything with a pair of legs wrapped around your head and a butthole over your mouth, but would you even care at that point?

There is some middle ground, though, which I’m sure a lot of you realized if you’ve been spending much time on Reddit. Sure, the world’s biggest super forum has a reputation for being a wretched hive of scum, villainy, incels and those absolute morons in r/NoFap, but there’s also a lot of fapworthy content if you care to look for it. r/Facesitting, for example, is a thriving community of facesitting fans with over 400,000 members. By the numbers, this may be the most popular facesitting hub on the internet, so naturally I wanted to give it a test fap for myself.

Have a Seat… On My Face, Please

Reddit.com hardly needs an introduction. With nearly 2 billion visitors a month, there are really only a handful of sites more well-known than the big R. Pornhub, for example, gets 2.5 billion, but very few other sites even come close. Hell, ThePornDude only gets 80 million and it’s a still a world-renown pornography directory, which tells you a lot about the sheer size and scope of Reddit.

With 400,000 members, r/Facesitting isn’t the most popular sub on the site, but it certainly ain’t hurting for members or for content. I’m typing up this review on a Tuesday morning and they’ve got nearly 400 members online. It may be early in the day, but there have already been a handful of posts from eager facesitting enthusiasts. Even on slow days, you can expect to find fresh content on the daily.

“Please submit links for pictures, videos or fiction where facesitting is the primary focus,” reads the About section in the sidebar. “All media must contain a face being sat on! Everything else goes on r/Queening.” The 9 listed Rules are fair and conducive to the cause; boiled down to their essences, they basically encourage you to post original content and avoid being a fucking asshole. You know, the usual community guidelines you expect from an adult subreddit.

If you spend much time masturbating on Reddit.com, you’ll notice that different subs have different rules regarding content creators and their content. Sometimes the OnlyFans girls are 100% banned from certain subs, which I think is generally bullshit. Alternately, there are some subs out there that are just full of content creator spam.

r/Facesitting finds some comfortable middle ground. They prefer not to accept posts from professionals who use Reddit to drive traffic, going as far as including a Pinned post at the top of the sub explaining their position, which is technically “No OnlyFans content.” That said, they do make exceptions for posters who have been with the sub since before the rule went into effect, as well as posters who have messaged the mods to ask for an exemption. They don’t list the factors they look at for approval, but I think this is a reasonable approach.

Commercial activities are not allowed in posts anyway, so I’ve got my fingers crossed they ain’t crippling the sub with bullshit restrictions. Based on what I’ve seen, it certainly looks like they’ve been successful. There’s still a ton of good content, and I don’t feel like I’m getting spammed.

Ultimately, the rules are designed to encourage exactly the type of content I come to Reddit to beat off to. There are so many sources of quality DIY pornography on Reddit, and r/Facesitting is yet another one. The sub is full of amateur facesitting content, much of it posted by the models and creators themselves. That may well be the sub’s biggest draw, especially given the size of the community and how active they are.

A Day in the Life of r/Facesitting

I took a brief detour to go check out r/Queening, a sister sub of r/Facesitting. It’s a much smaller community with just 24,000 members, though I think it’ll be of interest to a lot of you perverts. There isn’t as much content as the Facesitting fans are posting, but it’s got a nice variety of what they call “POV facesitting,” or facesitting without the face being sat on. In other words, lots of closeups of booties, cooters, and the smiling faces of their owners.

Just like they spelled it out in the About blurb, the pics and videos of r/Facesitting are more explicit about the faces being sat on. The very newest post, added about an hour before I started writing this review, is a 12-second vertical video loop of a slim hottie sitting on a bound man’s face, grinding her pussy on his mouth. She’s moaning loudly, but the dude’s a little bit muffled under her muff. “Where can I find a woman to do this to me?” asks the top comment. (Clearly, they haven’t checked out my list of Hookup Sites here at ThePornDude!)

It ain’t even lunchtime yet and there’s already been a nice crop of fresh pics and videos posted today. Another title asks, “Who wants to be smothered next?” The attached GIF features a lesbian smiling at a big ass shaking in her face before that cake is lowered over her waiting mouth. The video below that is a homebrew clip of a sexy wife squealing while taking a ride on hubby’s squirming mug.

These r/Facesitting posts have only been online at Reddit.com for a number of hours, but they’ve already got hundreds of upvotes. That tells you a lot about both the enthusiasm of the community and the quality of the smut on display. I usually sort my posts by New on any sub, just to make sure I haven’t missed anything, but the best content floats to the top no matter how you shuffle it.

Find Some New Facesitting Friends

I reshuffled the Facesitting sub to show me all the Top posts for the month. At the very top of the list is a post titled, All my friends love to ride my face. It’s got 2.6k upvotes, and it’s easy to see why: it’s a looping GIF of two lesbians, one sitting on the other’s face while the face-sat girl licks twat and masturbates. It’s hot as fucking hell, and it’s just one of a handful of top posts from the same Redditor.

Naturally, I clicked the Follow button on her profile so I can see what comes next. If you’re looking for users to fill up your feed with fapworthy content, I recommend viewing by Top like I did. That way, the content will show up in your feed even if they’re posting outside of r/Facesitting. Most of the amateur pornographers on Reddit post in multiple subs, and this is the most efficient way to keep track of all of it.

If I have any complaint at all about r/Facesitting, it’s a really mild one. The About blurb mentions “pictures, videos, or fiction,” but there’s no easy way to filter the content to any specific type. Adding flairs to different post types would go a long way in helping masturbators find their preferred form of fap fodder. I didn’t see any of those aforementioned stories during my visit, but a Stories flair would have let me jump to any that have been posted.

I highly doubt that’s going to be a dealbreaker for anybody, because the whole Facesitting sub delivers exactly what you’d expect from a Reddit.com subreddit on the topic. The userbase ain’t just fans of facesitting, but content creators as well. Reddit’s status as one of the biggest and most popular everything-goes forums in the world means they attract a huge volume of users, and wouldn’t you know it? It turns out a ton of them are into facesitting, and they’ve gathered to share their pictures, videos and the occasional story.