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As promised, here is the second installment in this marvelous series. I’m sure most of you have read the first part. Anyway, once you’ve read that one and this one, spread the fun around by sharing both posts with your friends and fuck buddies. It’ll keep me motivated to continue to pump out awesome porn-y content like this.
Some Americans are exceptionally kinky, to say the least
The Land of Red, White, and Blue is known for being loved, hated, and looked at as being different for all sorts of reasons. As we know, there still is a strong religious influence in American politicians and a feminist streak in academia. On the flip side, the States are arguably the biggest producers of porn worldwide.
So, should it be at all surprising that the country’s citizens have a weird-ass relationship with sex and, let’s say, a fondness for curious kinks? Now you all know that I’m not one to cast aspersions on someone’s sexual tastes, but I do think these recent trends in American porn search terms are hilarious, to say the least.
What kind of kink are people living in Connecticut into? Well, it looks like wedgies are things those fuckers have an interest in. Oregonians seem to have a vampire fetish seeing as ‘succubus’ is the top search word.
Furries are what the folks of Arkansas are feeling, and ‘grandma’ is the highest rate search term in South Carolina. I’m not sure if this is supposed to be referring to the cartoon or the restaurant, but ‘popeyes’ is the top trending term in Louisiana.
And to segue way into the next section, No Nut November has been a popular search term in Alaska.
Apparently, the porn business and the #NoFap movement are at war
If you’ve never heard of no fap or the semen retention subculture, I’ve got a complete breakdown of what it is and the real facts here. But to summarize quickly, no fap are a bunch of former porn addicts and repressed fuckers who have sworn off porn. The related semen retention guys advocate not ejaculating in any context due to supposed health benefits. Both groups are responsible for popularizing the whole No Nut November challenge.
A lot of what they say is bullshit, a reflection of a lack of self-control, or highly exaggerated. As you would expect, they aren’t friends of any part of the sex industry and the feeling is mutual.
Anyway, in an apparent attempt to antagonize the no-fap folks and get new subs on the side, PornHub engaged in a marketing campaign called #NoNutNovember Free Week. The idea was they’d wrangle watchers into getting a week of free premium content followed up by a paid subscription package.
Similarly, xHamster used a similar marketing campaign bragging that their users had uploaded 3,000 videos with titles that included the words ‘No Nut November.’
Indie performers like Jamie Jett uploaded sexy but safe-for-work content during November to grab up more subbies and pester anti-wankers. Oliver Glass was even so bold as to publicly say “Can you make it through No Nut November once you see my content?”
News of this spilled over onto Twitter, and the No Nut community was not happy.
For reasons I still cannot fathom, the nutty No Nutters spread around viral racists and anti-semitic memes like COVID-19 at a Trump rally. Apparently, the no fap people believe that a global Jewish cabal is behind this trend or something like that.
Zoom orgies are (or were) becoming increasingly popular
Shocker (!) with whole territories and countries shutting down due to coronavirus people are super stressed and highly horny. To still shelter in place and avoid getting one nasty virus (among others) people are getting hot on camera with whole groups of randy fuckers.
The preferred platform to use was Zoom and surely must have been part of the reason that the app took off like wildfire. In some cases, up to a hundred users would log in and get naked either solo or with their partner and start getting freaky.
Sessions would start with casual flirting followed by dirty talk. Then things would eventually get far more erotic and exotic. Unfortunately, in late April of this year, Zoom officially banned orgies and other sexual content.
But without missing a beat, Adult Friend Finder launched their own digital group sex parties with a special service. Called Virgy, you can play with others via webcam with up to twenty other people. Other platforms which people are using these days include Skype and Houseparty.
Audio erotica is now a thing and trending
Even having seen as much erotic content as I have over the years, the variety of the libido and depths of human creativity fascinate me. A perfect example of this can be seen, or rather heard, in the form of audio porn.
Caroline Spiegel started a trend this year wherein she uploads sexy ass recordings of her whispering sweet nothings, making kissy sounds, and moaning like a pornstar in heat. As these things go, she’s hardly the only one now.
From what I’ve read there are at least found hundred high-profile erotic auditory producers on sites like Spotify. Furthermore, there are even more minor producers pumping out this sort of content for free on sites like YouTube.
This year has been great for trans and former mainstream performers
I doubt I need to make the case that trans porn is more popular than ever and will continue to trend. And no, as someone who isn’t too much of a fan of any dick except mine, I honestly don’t mind ladies with a little extra meat.
I’ve documented tons of tranny porn and endorsed several websites which specialize in this sort of smut. Hell, I’ve even done a couple of blogs about the top t-girl and t-guy pornstars in honor of a transgender holiday.
But even I’m a little surprised by how well some trans performers are doing this year. While it’s a little early to tell, it looks like it’s becoming increasingly common for mainstream cis gals to do it with trans girls. And unlike the days of old, there isn’t much stigma or controversy around this happening.
I still think that too many people aren’t sex-positive, but things are improving. For instance, it used to be wildly controversial for any mainstream actor or other ‘civilian’ to get into porn. However, more and more society seems to be more accepting of people who get into porn.
A perfect example is Maitland Ward, a former child television star who decided to go from uploading erotic posts on Snapchat to doing hardcore porn. According to some of the researchers at Adult Empire, there were predictions that 2020 would be Ward’s best year. Based on her recent work and the number of times her name has appeared in porn and mainstream news this year, it would appear this is true.
By the way, if you are interested in finding out about other celebs who were offered porn roles, and some of whom actually did it, I’ve got not one, not two, but three posts on that topic. Trust me but verify by reading, you’ll be surprised by who you see.
ThePornDude’s final words about new porn trends
They say porn isn’t ‘real’ and when it comes to the kinkier stuff, I gotta say that it’s not exactly the best resource for most ‘normal’ people. But when it comes to amateur stuff, I think you can pick up a trick or two.
It’s kind of like that old joke about a middle-aged man who is watching porn then suddenly switches it to fishing when his wife walks in. Seeing what he was doing, she casually says, you should go back to the porn; we both know that you know how to fish.
Anyway, if you do have a thing for or want to see amateurs get it on without having to pay a lot or anything, look up these amateur websites that I have officially endorsed.
By the way, I’ve got two ways you can get laid. The first one is super easy; all you gotta do is strip down, lie in bed, and then wait. Then wait an hour or two and you’ve got it.
Why is that? Because lay is the past tense.
If you want a more serious bit of advice, check out my article on how to get laid using Tinder. It’s pretty comprehensive and should work for anyone if you ask me.
For more crass comedy and all around cleverness, save this blog to your favorites. Besides more porn recommendations and educational posts, I’ve been working with up-and-coming porn stars. I won’t give away too much but I know you’ll love the end results.
