Call me twisted, but I believe that every straight-up motherfucker has their own dark desires especially porn related. No wonder, the porn industry being a multi-billion Industry continues to grow each fucking day. With dominated porn sites like Pornhub, reporting streams of up to 118 GB porn per second each day. This makes the site accurate when it comes to gathering daily porn search trends across the internet, and if you looked carefully into their findings, you would realize not only weird shit such as religious States taking the lead in porn searches but also unusual porn watching trends as well as patterns. Some of these include:
Learning from the pros
We all have tons of insecurities about our bodies, and we are constantly wondering whether we are actually any good in bed. The truth is that while women can brag about a man’s performance to their friends, men usually shy away from that topic living in a general ‘we are all good‘ kinda world. However, lately, there seems to have been a hype with the rate at which mostly men are looking to improve their game. Am talking about shit like finding the G- spot/stimulation, the art of blowing a cock or even better still how to eat a pussy real good. And since we all know that there aren’t too many people willing to invest in sex education, many people are searching for Babeland which also happen to be sex classes spread across New York City among other locations.
2. When games like Fortnite go offline, players’ frantically search for game-themed porn
What can I say? Thank God for alternatives because it seems like Fortnite game fanatics are aware of all the game’s possibilities. Including the porn parodies or even costume play. According to PornHub sometimes in 2018, the game had some technical issues that saw the rise Fortnite parodies search of up to 60%. Unbelievable, right? I figured if these nut heads wouldn’t get the chance to play, then perhaps they could play with themselves to crack some nuts for wins.
Besides, when Overwatch (also a game) added a new character, Brigitte; the name search ended up being ridiculously popular. What am I trying to say? Both games; Fortnite and Overwatch share a somewhat similar search pattern on PornHub. However, Fortnite seems a little bit too popular because of its hentai roots, but irrespective, both of them have a series of porn videos featuring its characters performing a series of naughty acts. And you can bet the gamers are hugely receptive to not only gamic developments, but also more related nasty porn scenes!
When people see a movie, they immediately search for its porn
This is the kind of shit that makes me believe that we are all messed up somehow. Like why would sane people watch a non-sexual movie only to get to Pornhub and search up its porn parody? A mock porn movie where characters in that movie get to dick each other. Am talking about popular movies such as Ghost Buster’s, Star Wars, the once popular TV shows such as hillbilly reality TV as well as Rule 34. All of whose porn searches rocketed at their release and are still solid with new awakenings. All of which pushing the fact that these movies porn parodies actually exist thanks to the invisible hand of naughty movie fanatics like you and me.
Every holiday inspires holiday porn searches
There is a saying that goes, ‘Santa only Comes once a year’ that porn nerds have replaced to Santa’s cumming fest every Christmas period with desperate young hotties looking to get a pussy hump in from the generous old man. However, that’s only the tip of the iceberg with other holidays such as Mother’s day inspiring searches for mom or MILF porn scenes or even the most popular and weird St. Patty’s Day which explodes with Leprechaun porn searches. And you can bet that this being a holiday pattern, there is a high possibility that people just want to chill out and get off to related fap material and you can shove your holy Holidays up your ass alright.
The news makes people horny for news porn
For the record, people’s minds are weird and perhaps easily get swayed by what is happening in the world at large. By this, I mean that certain events like Oscars even, Meghan Markle’s engagement, Winter Olympics or even recent cultural trends like the legalization of Marijuana. With PornHub reporting a search heist for related porn scenes for each of the individual events. And you can bet that as long as any content’s name is related these search heists see to it that they become popular. All of these basically leaving the question of whether porn actually sorts of just defines or is identified with everything nowadays.
The president of America is also the president of porn
You won’t believe how Trump’s porn searches went up in regard to a couple of porn actresses claimed to have slept with him. These include Stormy Daniel’s whose star seems to have shone even brighter after the exposé and later Karen MacDougal whom surprisingly people still took note of searching far and wide for somewhat clues or whatever while snooping around porn she has featured in. There is also that one time Trump Jr had an affair with Aubrey O’Day that saw all her photos whether casual or revealing getting searched up as porn.
Also, the Trump’s sex false escapades continue to grow with articles such as the BuzzFeed’s Steele Dossier seeing the outburst of Trump’s ‘golden showers’ or in simple terms pee tape’s search which obviously is ridiculous at best. And if you thought that’s all, perhaps you should brace yourself for even more Trump porn related content since even the women around him haven’t been spared. Whether it is his wife and daughters, with one particular porn videos being very popular for featuring a video with a lady bearing a close resemblance with Tiffany Trump. Can you believe it?
PornDude’s final words
It seems like normal is becoming pretty boring with porn infested minds trying to find even the slightest relationship between events, popular people, holidays, cultural advancements, movies among other things. Now, the above are the hottest porn trends so far, and I bet you have already established which one of them you are guilty of. Mine is to keep you posted, and I will continue to do so gladly!
