Porn Dude – Blog

You ever been balls-deep into a wild night, the kind where bodies stick together from sweat, heart pounding like a war drum… and then suddenly, your hard-on clocks out early like it’s got a curfew? Yeah, that moment sucks harder than your ex at a bachelorette party. But let’s get one thing straight – you’re not broken, cursed, or “past your prime.” You’re just running low on the shit that actually powers performance, and no sketchy gas station pill is gonna save your stroke game.View Post

Let’s cut through the crap – if your sex life’s running on fumes, it’s not because you’re broken or cursed. You’re not too old, too tired, or too far gone. Truth is, most people are fumbling in the dark when it comes to their own sexual health, blindly blaming age or bad luck while ignoring the real junk slowing them down – from stress that clings like an ex who won’t stop texting, to sleep habits worse than a college gamer’s, low energy, foggy confidence, and a body running off caffeine and despair.View Post

If your relationship’s gone limp in the sheets and stale on the streets, don’t panic – you’re not broken, you’re just stuck in a rut that nearly every couple hits. No shame, no judgment. One minute you’re devouring each other like dessert, next thing you know you’re sharing passive grunts and cold chicken leftovers while avoiding eye contact. That spark isn’t dead – it’s just buried under life’s bullsh*t: stress, routines, screens, and laziness.View Post

There’s probably been a night – or a hundred – where you laid there wondering, “Am I normal? Am I doing this whole sex thing right?” Maybe you’re smashing like a champion and still feel off. Or maybe you’re stuck in a dry spell so long you’re practically growing dust. Either way, stop beating yourself up (and no, not that kind of beating). You’ve been handed so many mixed signals – from hookup stats to porn fantasies – that you start thinking you’re broken.View Post

Somewhere between your first awkward tug under the covers and the hundredth sock sacrificed in the line of duty, you’ve probably asked yourself: “Is this messing with my body, or am I actually doing something right?” Let’s cut through the shame-stained fog and say what everyone’s too scared to admit- jerking off isn’t just normal, it’s freaking good for you.View Post

Most people think they’ve got safe sex all figured out – just slap on a rubber or pull out like a porn ninja, right? Wrong. So painfully wrong it makes me cringe in places that usually don’t. You’ve been molded by fantasy, high-school myths, and that sketchy advice from your stoner friend who once said, “she said she was clean, bro.” Cute. Here’s the truth: protection isn’t about killing the vibe – it’s about making sure your next hookup doesn’t come with a side of panic, penicillin, or parenthood.View Post

You ever finish a mad porn session and suddenly feel like a hollow shell with a sore dick and zero motivation? Like real life just doesn’t hit the same anymore? That’s not a kink problem, that’s a balance problem. Porn’s great – hell, it can be mind-blowingly hot – but when your brain’s chasing that endless high and your actual libido’s flatter than grandma’s pancake tits, you know it’s time to reassess.View Post

You ever hit that point where you finish a session and just sit there, blank-eyed and pantsless, wondering how you ended up watching a guy dressed as Shrek rail a pizza delivery girl with elf ears? Yeah, that low-key existential dread isn’t random – it’s your brain screaming for help. You’re not turned on, you’re checked out.View Post

You ever lie there, staring at the ceiling, post-sex, wondering why you still feel like something’s missing—like you ordered fireworks and got a damp sparkler instead? You’re not broken. You’re just silent. Too many people are playing charades in bed, hoping their partner magically guesses that nipple-biting, hair-pulling, or being called “sir” turns them on. Spoiler alert: That never works.View Post