Porn Dude – Blog

If your sex life’s been flatter than a soggy pancake lately, don’t blame your moves – blame your mattress. You can’t expect to feel horny, confident, or ready to lay pipe when you’re running on four hours of half-assed sleep and caffeine fumes. Your body’s too busy surviving to think about banging. That sluggish feeling? That “meh” response to your usual dirty kinks? That’s a dead giveaway your system’s waving a white flag.View Post

If dating apps have you more burnt out than your phone battery at 2%, you’re not alone. Swiping has turned into a full-time job with zero benefits – just endless awkward convos, ghostings, and enough secondhand cringe to make you wanna yeet your phone across the room.View Post

You ever feel like your mind’s firing off dirty thoughts like a damn porn playlist, but your body’s just chillin’ like it’s on airplane mode? Yeah – been there. That frustrating gap between brain boners and actual ones isn’t a mystery, bro – it’s your daily shit choices kicking your libido in the balls. Junk food, zero exercise, stress stacked higher than your browser tabs – yeah, all that’s draining your drive faster than a leaky OnlyFans subscription.View Post

You ever been balls-deep into a wild night, the kind where bodies stick together from sweat, heart pounding like a war drum… and then suddenly, your hard-on clocks out early like it’s got a curfew? Yeah, that moment sucks harder than your ex at a bachelorette party. But let’s get one thing straight – you’re not broken, cursed, or “past your prime.” You’re just running low on the shit that actually powers performance, and no sketchy gas station pill is gonna save your stroke game.View Post

Let’s cut through the crap – if your sex life’s running on fumes, it’s not because you’re broken or cursed. You’re not too old, too tired, or too far gone. Truth is, most people are fumbling in the dark when it comes to their own sexual health, blindly blaming age or bad luck while ignoring the real junk slowing them down – from stress that clings like an ex who won’t stop texting, to sleep habits worse than a college gamer’s, low energy, foggy confidence, and a body running off caffeine and despair.View Post

If your relationship’s gone limp in the sheets and stale on the streets, don’t panic – you’re not broken, you’re just stuck in a rut that nearly every couple hits. No shame, no judgment. One minute you’re devouring each other like dessert, next thing you know you’re sharing passive grunts and cold chicken leftovers while avoiding eye contact. That spark isn’t dead – it’s just buried under life’s bullsh*t: stress, routines, screens, and laziness.View Post

There’s probably been a night – or a hundred – where you laid there wondering, “Am I normal? Am I doing this whole sex thing right?” Maybe you’re smashing like a champion and still feel off. Or maybe you’re stuck in a dry spell so long you’re practically growing dust. Either way, stop beating yourself up (and no, not that kind of beating). You’ve been handed so many mixed signals – from hookup stats to porn fantasies – that you start thinking you’re broken.View Post

Somewhere between your first awkward tug under the covers and the hundredth sock sacrificed in the line of duty, you’ve probably asked yourself: “Is this messing with my body, or am I actually doing something right?” Let’s cut through the shame-stained fog and say what everyone’s too scared to admit- jerking off isn’t just normal, it’s freaking good for you.View Post

Most people think they’ve got safe sex all figured out – just slap on a rubber or pull out like a porn ninja, right? Wrong. So painfully wrong it makes me cringe in places that usually don’t. You’ve been molded by fantasy, high-school myths, and that sketchy advice from your stoner friend who once said, “she said she was clean, bro.” Cute. Here’s the truth: protection isn’t about killing the vibe – it’s about making sure your next hookup doesn’t come with a side of panic, penicillin, or parenthood.View Post