Porn can be a good source of inspiration when it comes to having enjoyable bedroom activities. Believe me, I’ve seen quite a bit of it and extensively documented it over the years. However, as some starlets have pointed out, erotic entertainment is done by professionals. It is not supposed to be viewed as sexual education. Of course, if you’ve got the endurance and the know-how, anyone can plow like a pornstar. But a lot of people cannot, and there is nothing wrong with that. After all, just because you can’t play football at a pro athlete’s level doesn’t mean that you can’t enjoy a casual game with your pals.
So, to improve your sex life with some sex positions you may not have tried yet, I’ve drawn up a list of stuff to try in the New Year.
With that out there, let’s get into…
Get kinky with the adult’s version of the crabwalk
Skill level: 2/5
Benefits: Not only is this a fantastic way to fuck you get a good workout
This one is rather simple but might take a little bit of time to get the rhythm right. The idea is to have the penetrated person balancing on their hands, tippy toes, and backside a bit. From there, rock back and forth while riding the guy’s rode and hump as desired.
For those of you who have sex with the same sex – either male or female – penetration is an option, but you can have fun another way. If you’re a guy, this position is perfect for cock to cock action, and if you’re a lady who makes love to gals, you can utilize this position for some hot vagina on vagina action.
Do it like the French by making a human Eiffel Tower
Skill level: 3/5
Benefits: This is an amazing position if you’re into threeways
We all know that the French are and have been famous for being legendary lovers for a long time. But who would have known a hundred years ago that they would incidentally inspire an iconic sex position?
At a minimum, this position is going to require two people with dicks and/or strap ons and a third who likes getting it from both ends. The penetrated person performs oral on one top and gets in the vag (or ass), and everyone goes to town.
Unlike a proper spit roast, the perpetrating people keep themselves on balance by meeting up both hands to form a human pyramid or Eiffel tower shape. In addition to being a fun way to bond, the physics of the position means that the two tops can safely fuck rougher without falling over.
If you or the folks you’re fucking with aren’t the most athletic or aren’t feeling so ambitious, a variation on this position is where everyone is laying down on their sides. On the other hand, if you are feeling rather kinky and know a fourth person to play with, the base partners get into a 69 position. That way, the topping folk have between four to six holes to pick from.
Make an X while making love
Skill level: 5/5
Benefits: There are far fewer positions zanier and crazier than this one
The simple version of this is similar to missionary but with a neat twist. The woman (or man) taking it lays down on furniture, but the person doing the fucking gently cross their legs into an X. It may not sound like much, but it can increase the ease of action to the person being fucked while adding a unique tightness for the party doing the penetrating.
Alright, to be upfront, this a variation on the X sex is not for the faint of heart or those who are on the portly side. But if you can manage it, you’re going to have lots of fun. Instead of the penetrate-y resting on a table or bed, the fucker lifts their partner into the air.
It is recommended that the person getting dicked elevate the upper body by grabbing ahold of their thighs. Try it for yourself, but you might want to put a few cushions on the floor for safety’s sake.
Screw while wet spooning
Skill level: 1/5
Benefits: This virtually guarantees both parties are going to get off hard
Spooning doesn’t have to be a gentle cuddle technique. Simply strip off, angle the parts right, and start banging away. Both parties can have loads of fun, and it’s super easy if you’re into sex in the front hole or the backend.
Since this position is optimal for clitoral stimulation, this position is perfect for getting a woman to experience a crazy awesome climax. On that note, if you are having difficulty getting your girl to orgasm, I know of several techniques you can try out.
Of course, if you are a guy who gets with other men, this form of fucking can be perfectly pleasurable for the guy getting porked in the rear while getting a reach around.
Try fucking while staying in frame
Skill level: 2/5
Benefits: You can get with several partners without getting ‘rona or any other disease
Technically, this isn’t a sex position per se but really more of an erotic challenge. If you aren’t in the know, sex in front of a camera isn’t just being done by studio porn performers and webcam models anymore. Ever since the outbreak of coronavirus and mass shutdowns, more and more people are having Zoom orgies.
Or at least they used to since sadly Zoom has permabanned this practice, but don’t fret! There are other digital platforms to engage in this kinky practice.
Another common application to use is Skype or Google Hangout, and you can find people to “hookup” with on the hundreds of NSFW subreddits. Alternatively, you can find much more explicitly pro smut sharing websites such as Swinger Zone Central, Fetlife, Kasidie, and Swing Lifestyle.
If you’re a little more conservative or just prefer to focus on a single person, you can pose in front of a camera and fap for free on sites like iSlutRoulette, Cam2Cam, KinkLive, and Cams.com. As someone who has a little bit of personal experience on those platforms, I can guarantee you’ll find plenty of horny exhibitionists of all colors and kinks who want to get off with you.
The only real challenge with this practice is not having your image from being recorded and leaked online. Then again, I’m sure some of you might get off extra hard at the thought of that.
The big ball drop for ambitious amour
Skill level: 4/5
Benefits: This can lead up to a mind-blowing cum shot
This, to me, seems like a proper position to end on considering this blog’s inspiration.
Instead of doing simple oral where both partners are laying down, this spin-off on giving head requires one person to stand and the other to kneel. While it means that someone is doing to have to wait their turn before being gratified, that can add to the excitement.
There are two main variations to do this properly. If the person getting serviced is a woman, you’re going to have to bury your face all up in the pussy while licking and nibbling in and all around the vulva. Before she cums pull away and wait for a little. The idea is about the same if the person getting head is a man, but you can add to the experience by gently pulling on your guy’s sack.
In either case, don’t cheat. No one is allowed to touch themselves until the pre-orgasm sensation fades away. Instead, keep repeating until your partner is on edge until they are begging to cum. If you both have the self-control, this can lead to an unbelievable climax.
In either case, the oral giver is going to have to know their partner’s signals, and the person getting it should be sure to communicate what they are feeling. For this reason, committed couples and particularly verbal fuckers are going to find this activity extremely enjoyable.
I’ve got a few more recommendations for ya’ll
As my regular readers know, I’ve been a busy bastard this year working up new blogs to not only promote porn starlets and websites but also improve people’s sex lives. So, if this list was somehow not enough, I’ve got even more posts for you to read. For instance, I’ve written all about different sex toys to try which you can make at home and for cheap.
As for you ladies (or especially kink fellas), I’ve also got a complete guide to getting a dildo and similar products. Furthermore, if you don’t have a favorite brand of condoms or lube, I have you covered there as well.
Anyway, I hope all this helps you as much as you help me when you share my content. Until the next post, have a fantastic beginning to 2021 and have fun fucking in different ways.
