There are a lot of kinky things that you can do with food, taking sploshing, for instance. Granted, that is a bit of an extreme fetish, but everyone likes to eat, right? Seeing as this is the case, and there is a lot of information (and misinformation) regarding what an aphrodisiac is, I thought I’d clear the air as to what you can use to set the mood to charge up your libido and what to stay away from.
Low-sugar sweets
Recommended: Yeah, certainly
Just to be clear, I don’t recommend going for a heavy dessert option, as tempting as it may sound. Too much sugar can spike your blood pressure leading to a crash that isn’t exactly going to leaving hot and heavy for long. In fact, there are some people who are so loaded up on sugar that they can’t reach that Big ‘O’ at all.
However, there are alternatives that are both classic sexy sweets and not too heavy such as dark chocolate and strawberries. Another option I would recommend is whipped cream. Sure, this is one that really has no aspect to it, like some special nutrient that’s going to push your libido into the stratosphere. However, there are few things sexier, in my opinion, than licking whipped cream off of a lithe lady’s body.
And if you have not tried it, you definitely should try it as soon as you can.
Wine or beer
Recommended: Maybe yes, maybe no
Okay, this one is a little tricky.
On the one hand, a good tipple can loosen you and your partner up in more ways than one. Further, something like a good red wine can, in fact, increase sexual desire and might even improve sexual function if in moderation.
Of course, the potential downside is that your inhibitions will be way too low, which can lead to all sorts of shitty situations such as a #metoo moment. Other problems hitting the bottle too much include the whole whiskey dick factor and simply falling asleep mid-act or even before the big event.
Then there is the issue that certain adult beverages that will run right through you, and I’ve never known anyone who likes to (or can) fuck with a full bladder. So, unless you’re going to imbibe some low ABV beers and do what these piss play kinksters do, I’d be careful with the sauce.
As the commercial disclaimers say, “drink responsibly.”
Fried food
Recommended: Absolutely not
Speaking of prep work as it relates to sex, one of the worst things you can ingest is anything battered in flour and dropped into a fatty frier. For one, depending on your sensitivity of you or your partner, someone might break out into the ‘pork sweats.’
I’ll spare you some of the specific details, but I’ve heard from some of my gay bros that they indulged in more than a few too many french fries, then went onto butt fuck a little later and got an undesired chocolate surprise. Then there are horrifying stories, like the Michael Lucasespresso incident, in which I think the greasy fare was probably the catalyst.
(Fair warning, that link is not for the faint of heart or weak in the stomach.)
Then again, I suppose if you are into doing a Dirty Sanchez, playing with a Kentucky popsicle, or stuff like this, then maybe you should load up on deep-fried chicken.
Salty foods
Recommended: Limit your intake, mates
It might seem harmless, but too many crisps, or chips, or whatever you want to call them can be a bit of a problem for a good bang.
Another reason is that people tend to like sweet things over that which is bitter and salty. So, when you start pouring on sodium like Nusret Gökçe, fellas, your dick juice is probably going to put your partner off ever going down on you.
BTW, if you want even more tips on how to improve the taste of your baby batter, read this. And if you need some more advice on how to convince your partner to swallow your load, check up on this post, too.
Oysters
Recommended: Yeah, especially if you’re a guy
I know that some might find shellfish slimy and unappetizing, but hear me out, particularly if you have a penis. This is another food that has been considered to be a stimulating and sexy food for centuries, and as it turns out, not without reason.
For one, oysters are rich in zinc which is a great nutrient for boosting testosterone and spermatogenesis. Why does that matter? Well, this is a fantastic seaborne supplement to make for an epic cum shot or several. Also, like other seafood, oysters are high in omega-3 increases blood flow, which means your erections are going to be more epic.
Allegedly, oysters have been thought to be a stimulant but this was based on anecdotes. But the reading that I have done tells me that this food increases a feel-good chemical, dopamine. Further, it might also boost other chemicals like serotonin, which can improve sexual brain function in women.
It’s also worth noting that these bivalves tend to be rather expensive and a little difficult to prepare well. However, if you shell out the cash and bone up on the knowledge on how to prep them, this can certainly look like a sexy dish. Think about it, slurping on homemade, elite dishes like this will make you look like you have money and are sophisticated to amore.
Garlic
Recommended: Not unless you’re a masochist
As much as I enjoy a good garlic chutney paired with a mean-tasting chaat, I can tell you that I never eat that or anything made with genus Allium. And the reason is not limited by the fact that it makes your breath smell rank. In fact, garlic can cause a nasty reaction in your body that causes you to secrete an off-putting smell. For these same reasons, you should also avoid anything with onions as well, unless, I suppose you are into that sort of thing.
Lean meats
Recommended: Depends on your preferences
Really this applies to eating meat, in general. There certainly is a trend in many cultures when enjoying a well-cooked steak during a romantic evening. And there is a lot to be said in favor of eating, let’s say some beef tartar. After all, such dishes are high in iron which has a ton of benefits plus the taste of blood can certainly get the juices flowing. That certainly applies to me.
One issue is the fact that while meat can be delicious and satisfying, the fact that they are so high in protein and fat you’ll be so satiated you’re going to wind up quite sleepy. The main problem is how meat might affect the smell and taste of your under-bits.
While guys are probably going to be less affected, but a high-meat diet can certainly make a lady’s labial area taste like a rotten taco. So, if you plan on going down on a woman might be something that you really have to power through.
I’m sure you’ve heard the joke that most vagitarians are vegetarians. Well, as it turns out, there is a reason for that.
Water
Recommended: Surprisingly yes
This might be a banal note to end on, but there is no shortage of reasons why you should be stepping your hydration game up.
To start, aqua is a good palate cleanser to wash out the taste of water ever else you’ve been consuming. It’s vital for good health, for reasons that I don’t think that I need to expand up too much. Of course, if you’re into watersports – like these folks – then this is the best liquid to flow through you quickly and spill out onto someone’s face. Having consumed enough water makes it easier to orgasm and the big ‘O’ has been reported to be better and last longer. When it comes to women specifically, hydration is clearly going to make it easier for their pussies to stay naturally lubricated. That means there is going to be less of a need to stock up on potentially expensive lubes.
(Though I still encourage you to do so for other reasons anyway.)
And finally, my favorite reason is the fact that staying well hydrated makes it easier to keep pumping during an extended sweaty sex session.
ThePornDude’s final thoughts
And there you have it. Which of these are you going to try? Going to think of any cool recipes to try before your next hot date? Whatever you do, keep reading the blog for even more awesome adults-only content, and as always, a new PornDude Casting video is soon to come out. Get excited for both of those and a few surprises coming up.
