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You can find unusual tales and subcultures focused on sexuality all over the world. To bring up just a few examples, we all know about Japan’s vending machines, which sell used women’s panties. However, I’ll bet many of you don’t know that this is becoming a thing all over easter Asia. You can visit a coffee shop, smoke some weed, and hit up a hooker all on the same street in Amsterdam.
(Come to think of it, maybe I’ll do a blog on the true stories about native and tourist stories just on Amsterdam’s brothels.)
And in the United Kingdom, people are having affairs during coronavirus lockdowns, and celebrities like Kyle Walker is throwing orgies with hookers to deal with the stress. However, I think there is one country that is exceptionally unique when it comes to seedy sex stories…
And then there is all the shit going down in America
Just like when it comes to having the highest levels of obesity and gun sales– nothing beats America like wild, actual events with a salacious side to them.
Just within the last year or so, the internet has been abuzz with all-new details about the Jeffrey Epstein fiasco, more nudes of Stateside celebs being leaked, and pornstars making a living off of OnlyFans.
And that’s the more recent stuff.
Hell, many of their most famed entertainers have done nude photography, if not hardcore pornography, and it’s public knowledge that their current president has banged a few smut starlets. However, just within the last few months, there seems to be something in the water, which is causing people living Stateside to be exceptionally randy.
Here are just a few of the juiciest examples from recent times.
The Yanks are responding in every way imaginable to quarantining
I know that Americans have a rep of being weird about nudity and sexually repressed compared to some Asian cultures and Europe, generally speaking. And there are good reasons why a lot of people believe this.
Between all of the attempts by the religious right to get the government in people’s bedrooms – plus their feminist allies trying to shut down the porn biz – there are some loud anti-sex sects in the Land of red, white, and blue. There’s even a recent study that came out from Indian University reported that a third of young men aged eighteen to twenty-four hadn’t had any sex at all ever.
However, these days there are plenty of people who are getting their freak on during a global pandemic.
Over the course of this year, Americans have been sneaking around to get laid even without being COVID-19 tested. Not only that, but despite all of the warnings about social distancing and avoiding mass gatherings, there also seems to be an uptick in orgies and other risk romps.
‘I’ve had too much sex,’ says Jane Fonda, but…
Famed actress, Jane Fonda, was recently interviewed by Tiffany Haddish on a variety of topics, including her career and aspects of her personal life.
Unlike many celebrities, Fonda was completely open, saying that her favorite ex-husband is Ted Turner, though she seems to not have had sex with him or anyone else for a while. Haddish pressed her for details as to why and Fonda said that she was ‘too busy’ to bang anybody at the time.
Apparently, this 82-year-old also kind of admitted that she still may not have gotten enough action.
How do I know that? Well, in that same interview Fonda when asked how she looks so good for her age. Fonda answered by saying that her secret to discovering the fountain of youth is having a huge amount of “crazy sex.”
I personally am not into GIFLs, but to be honest, I’d consider tapping that ass if given the opportunity. Hell, if getting with her extended my lifespan, I’d raise my royal rod for her in a minute.
Do you all agree with me, and if so, for which reason? I really want to know. 😉
There are new details on Jeffrey Epstein out now
You all know that I am pretty sexually liberal, but I can’t stand creepers like Jeffrey Epstein.
The King of P*do Island is dead – or at least allegedly – but there is even more information about this real-life James Bond villain. I’m sure that you are all familiar with this douche bag’s palatial estate in the Caribbean, which he used to spy on high-profile guests while they were getting it on with m*nors.
However, he had even more means of getting leverage over celebrities, corporate types, and politicians.
In the summer of last year, New York City police raided Epstein’s massive mansion in the Upper East Side. At first glance, the mansion’s interior seems to look like exactly what you think a rich guy’s home. Reports indicate that there were imported art pieces, taxidermy animals, swag furniture, and the such like.
However, the further in officers went, the stranger things start to look. For one, Epstein had hung up pictures of Crowned Prince Mohammed bin Salman, Woody Allen, and Bill Clinton – all of whom are people Epstein definitely knew and even partied with.
Apparently, Epstein had an extra unusual fascination with Slick Willy since one of his paintings was of Bill Clinton while wearing a blue dress. And I checked the published picture – the azure dress is the same style of infamous frock which Monika Lewinsky is known for.
Along with that, there was a to-scale female doll suspended from one of the chandeliers, though no one knows why. Further, this eccentric and sick puppy had a room with a massive chessboard with the pieces modeled after his staff.
Perhaps the weirdest thing discovered was the fact that Epstein had cameras installed all over the property, but not where’d you expect. Instead of being placed at the entrances and locales where big-money items are kept, Epstein had spy cams placed in all of the bedrooms and bathrooms.
Are you creeped out yet?
To make things even weirder, it’s been reported that Epstein got this multi-million dollar property from his mentor, Les Wexner, for free.
I, for one, can’t wait to see how Qanon reacts to this news.
Now for a sordid New England affair with a twist
I’m not sure if this is gross or so far out it’s kind of funny. It’s not at the Epstein-level of sleazy but does involve a kink even I would get into.
For instance, one Reddit user who goes by the handle ThrowRA has asked the community to help her make a decision. Apparently, this forty-four year old allowed her brother and sister-in-law plus the rest of their family to live with them on their farm.
Where things get weird in her post is when she brings up the fact that her eighteen-year-old son was buying dozens of condoms because he was boffing her sister-in-law!
How did she find this out with certainty? Why she ended up walking in on the pair getting it on.
If you want more details, you can find the original post on the relationship_advice subreddit. But there’s another even more, shall I say, intimate affair to come to light in recent years.
Before we get into it, there is a stereotype that Americans in the Deep South like to “keep it in the (biological) family” when it comes to enjoying some sexy time. While there are examples of this sort of familial bonding from that part of the world, they aren’t alone in this.
Fitchburg, Massachusetts residents Cheryl Lavoie (aged 64) and her son-by-blood Tony (43) are currently awaiting trial for having an ongoing incestuous affair.
Talk about someone who’s into old-pussy and willing to risk it all to get it, eh?
PornDude’s final words
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