Just like everyone likes to watch porn, everybody enjoys a laugh. So, what’s better when you can see something and do both? Well, maybe laughing while fapping can be a bit hazardous, though I’m not saying I do or don’t know from experience. Still, a mix of comedy and carnal entertainment is as much of a treat as delivering an extra-large meat pizza to a thirsty customer.
There is plenty of porn out there, which is accidentally hilarious, like about half of Axel’s Braun’s parodies.
(For a good example, I’d check out his 2009 Star Trek XXX movie. It’ll have you in stitches in no more than five minutes.)
But if you look out for it, you can find sub-genres of fap films which have been made with comedy bits as well rounded as the asses featured in them.
I promise, no matter what makes you smile, you won’t find any of these videos to be duds. They all have their own charm and feature some of the best, lemon-level performers in the business.
Not picking up on all of those references? No worries! That’s your incentive to keep reading. 😉
Sneaky-sneaky porn – “Sneaky sluts compilation“
Notable performers: Christen Courtney, Mai Lelani, and Danny D
Instead of focusing on a single scene or an entire movie, this mashup, we get to see a ton of titillating starlets in the same absurdly ridiculous scenario. The general gist of this cumpilation is based around the most public yet intimate form of fap scene.
In all of them, a guy, usually an older one, has his fun bits tickled, suckled, and otherwise pleasured by super horny honey right in front of someone else yet secretly. If you’ve never seen it, the absurdist humor focuses on how great the girl is at sex and the guy reacts, and how the other person is entirely oblivious.
To be honest, this one does get a little repetitive when it comes to comedy, but there is a great selection of starlets peppered in this porno.
Stuck under da bed – “Two hot girls get stuck under a bunk bed“
Notable performers: Cherry Kiss, Katy Rose, and Michael Fly
We’ve all lost stuff under the bed, right? It’s no fun fishing around for that one thing you need, which is way out of reach, but I doubt any of you have had to deal with getting trapped because your butt and bust are so big.
That’s what happens in this absurdly campy scenario.
Katy Rose is the first gal to be trapped in such an absurd position while in a hostel. Her friend, Cherry, is off washing, off all things a dildo, and runs to rescue her. After some extremely suggestive pulling, grunting, and panting, she fails and joins her compatriot in an attempt to help from that position (?), I guess.
Luckily for them and us, a reluctant Michael Fly is recruited to dislodge them to end up sticking his cock inside both horny teens. Through the power of sex (apparently), he lifts the bed, and the trio celebrates the way porn stars usually do in these sorts of things.
Blowjobs and raw riding all around!
Seduced by the in-law…accidentally? – “Stepsis mistakes stepbro for her boyfriend“
Notable performers: Izzy Bell and Codey Steele
Honestly, there are only a few major gags in this one, but the fact that someone wrote this down and the actors commit so hard is what makes it sooo good.
This edition of the Family Strokes franchise, Codey Steele, is playing catch with his stepdad in the backyard until hitting Izzy Bell in the head by mistake. By ‘hit,’ I don’t mean smoked with a mean swing, I mean, a softball is clearly dropped on her in a close shot.
I know it sounds dumb – and it really is – but look it up and get ready to laugh.
This advances the “plot” as Izzy is rendered unconscious and brought completely limp by Steele. The dad leaves for medication, Izzy comes to with amnesia, and Cody declares himself her boyfriend, not brother.
Again, it all sounds stupid, but I’ve got to give props tp the performers for not busting into lulz when delivering their lines. For added amusement, look up the comments while or after you watch.
Oh, and there is some good stick sucking, pussy licking, and all sorts of raw screwing.
A classic case of big sausage – “Did someone order a large cock pizza”
Notable performers: Gigi Rivera and Evan Stone
There are a few porn cliches that started in the ’70s, and we all probably know.
You’ve got the plumber fixing the tipsy housewives sink scenario. Then there is the pool boy working the drains until being asked to drain his snake in somebody’s stepmom. Maybe most famously, there’s the pizza delivery man getting an extra tip, which involves getting his tip wet.
Yeah, this Reality Gang film is approximately 10,786th take on this cliché, but they do add some neat little quirks to make this one a fun ride.
The biggest thing that makes this parody of a parody funny are the meta-references, deliberate use of cliché, and the aggressiveness of the overacting. Move over John Waters and company (!) – the actors in this film commit so hard they either come off as being uber method or seem like they have legit issues.
There’s also a funny as fuck twist in the first few minutes, too, which I’ll leave for you guys to see.
Lifeguard to the rescue – “Busty round ass milf Lisa Ann in a porn parody”
Notable performers: Lisa Ann
Gotta say it wasn’t all that funny to me at first seeing a grown man be rescued by a lifeguard while bathing. But then I thought about it and watched the intro a second time.
Hell, if I was going to be saved by Lisa Ann and maybe resuscitated with mouth-to-mouth, I’d deliberately try to drown myself in a bathtub and pull a “Squints” Palledorous à la Sandlot.
The theme is based on the softcore porn series Baywatch (the original, not the shitty film knockoff) and even has a bit of the Jaws theme.
Anyway, after being saved by Ann, the stud in the movie gets his stress relived with one of Lisa’s famous blowjobs. Fortunately, the superfluous lifeguard outfit she’s wearing is quickly stripped off thereafter, and the movie takes more of a turn towards sexy than parody.
In summary, this is an all-around good funny fap flick. But it’s nothing compared to the next movie, which will make you leak one of two types of lemonade from either laughter or, wee, you know.
Lemon tree spam and whores – “The infamous lemon whore porn movie“
Notable performers: Haley Page, Joanna Angel, and James Deen
The flood of things which went through my mind when I watched this…chef-d’oeuvre of home filmmaking. At first, it came off as a modern take on the famous SPAM commercial masterpiece, what with all of the references to one of the best citrus fruits.
Then it got better when one of the devious Lemon Whores (played by Angel) tries to run off with dozens of Deen and Page’s lovely lemons. As punishment, she has to gag on Deen’s dick and pleasure her labia with, get this, a lemon.
Haley joins in on the fun as the trio venture indoors to take pleasure in taking James’ juice stick until they are covered in his lemon meringue. With lines like “Gag on his cock, you lemon stealing whore!” you know that the scripting is some of the “best” ever written in the wank business.
As the intro to the movie says, enjoy the madness unfolding in front of your eyes.
ThePornDude’s final words
There are plenty of other hilarious forms of fap material out there, which are just as much erotic as they are incredibly entertaining. Sure, they can be a bit harder to find, but luckily for you guys, I’ve got a collection of viewed and vetted funny adult sites.
Some of them have been made on meme humor, others host my form of crass comedy, and others are even dirtier. Whatever your taste in off-color funny stuff, you’ll like what you see.
As a sweet little extra treat, I’ll link ya’ll to my own list of humorous memes from elsewhere on the interwebs. I’ve been on a bit of a comedy as well as a bizarro adult content kick lately, so check some of my other recent and soon to come posts.
Until the next blog, wank well, cum hard, and chuckle cheerfully, my lemons.
